Fonziebirds: Chick Spies Are Go

[Race's Girl]

Chapter 1- WHOOP & International Rescue

It was raining outside and Melissa Simpson, Jennifer Erwin and Louise Valsquez were in the living room watching Fonziebirds Are Back on TV and the part where there was a party by the pool.

Sometimes I feel you are cheating me
Then you kiss me and my mind is free
But then I think I should let you know
That I got friends
So baby listen to me

A shooting star will shoot you
And Mars will go to war
The man on the moon will jump on you
If you don’t love me no more....

"Potsie's so cute and I mean Elvis Presley cute." said Jennifer with her eyes wide.

"Excusez moi, Jennifer," Melissa alerted Jennifer. "This is the sequel to the 1961 Fonziebirds movie, don't you remember that this movie was made last year?"

"I know that but maybe they are other guys that look like the boys!"

Louise and Melissa sighed as Jennifer watched on then suddenly the couch rolled forward, they fell down in one of WOOHP'S tunnels before landing on the couch.

"Hello, Spies." Jerry Holloway greeted.

"This better be important, Jerr," Jennifer said angrily. "I was just watching Fonziebirds Are Back!"

"Okay," Jerry ignored Jennifer and pressed the button on his remote, the screen behind him showed a picture of Tracy Island. "An Island off the coast of the pacific named Tracy Island was broken into and we fear there may be an abduction." He pressed the remote again and the picture on the screen sharpened to reveal two men.

"When did this happen?" Melissa asked.

"Last night." Jerry answered.

"Could it be the Candy Man?" Louise said.

"No, Louise, it's our arch nemesis Leo Scam, we manage to trace his victim," said Jerry as he pressed the remote again Howard Tracy's profile appeared. "His name is Howard Jefferson Tracy, the billionare ex-astronaut. He's also the head of International Rescue."

"And you want us to go to Tracy Island?" Jennifer guessed.

"Correct, now for the gadgets. You'll have Jet pack backpacks, laser lipsticks, suction cup gloves, shoes and expandable bungee cable belts. You girls will be going into Mr Tracy's Fonziebirds to rescue him with his sons and their teammates. Good luck, Spies." said Jerry and pressed the remote, the girls fell through a trap door.

They got out of the WHOOP jet as they landed on Tracy Island. They walked over to the front door of the villa and Melissa rang the bell.

"I'll get it," said a voice behind the door. The door opens and Warren Scott 'Potsie' Tracy asked "Can I help you?"

"Oh my gosh! It's ex-USAF pilot Warren Scott 'Potsie' Tracy!" Jennifer said in excitement.

"We're spies from WHOOP and we were hired to help you and your team save your dad." Melissa said.

"Sure, girls, come in and make yourselves at home."

They sat down at the living room with Ralph Virgil, Richard Gordon a.k.a 'Richie' and Charles Alan a.k.a 'Gina'. A minute later, Marion, Joanie, Al and Gina appeared.

"Can I help you, Girls?" Al asked

"They're from WHOOP and they're here to help us save our dad, Al." Ralph said.

"Finally, more girls." Joanie said.

"Hey, guys," Chachi whispered. "Check out the blonde."

Richie nudged Chachi and said "C'mon, we've gotta save Dad or we'll never see him again."

"That's cool." Gina explained.

Louise looked at Richie and whispered "Hey, girls, check out the redhead."

"This is a real disaster," Marion said. "We'd better get going."

"Okay, folks," said Arthur John a.k.a 'Fonzie' from his portrait. "Good luck and take of Joanie, Gina and those spy chicks, dig it?"

"Okay, Fonz!" Richie, Ralph, Potise and Chachi said at the same time.

As the alarm went off, Potsie and Jennfier went to Fonziebird 1, Ralph and Melissa went to Fonziebird 2, Chachi, Louise and Gina went to Fonziebird 3 and Joanie and Richie went to Fonziebird 4 and headed for the Candy Man's hideout.

[Race's Girl]

Chapter 2- Hostage

"Wake up, Mr Tracy."

The back of Howard's head ached as he was rudely dragged to consciousness by a hand slapping him across the face. Howard tried to grab his head but his arms and shoulders felt uncomfortable and he realized that he was handcuffed in a cage.

"What…?" he gasped out in confusion.

"Our hero awakens." the Candy Man's voice said sounding rather pleased. It had a feeling to it that Howard understood but all thoughts of the evil voice fled his mind as something lashed out and kicked him in the stomach. He cried out involuntarily at the suddenness of the pain.

"You Tracys. You think you're so smart." Leo Scam, who abducted Howard, snarled.

"The team are on their way, Sir." Sticky said. Howard saw him turn away giving him a chance to think.

What the hell's going on, he thought in alarm pulling subtly at his restraints. The last thing I remember was calling for help…

He desperately tried to remember what happened next but it was like banging his head on a brick wall – he was getting nowhere fast.

"Let's let them worry a bit longer, Sticky." the Candy Man answered in dark amusement.

Howard could see Eugene getting closer and flinched as he entered the cage. "Besides," Eugene continued. "We know too much about International Rescue."

Howard gasped in abrupt understanding. Oh my god, I've been captued! But why? I feel sick. Then he realized what Scam was insinuating. "Hold it," he protested indignantly. "I'm–" He was interrupted by Eugene's left hand over his mouth.

"Silence, Howard," the Candy Man snarled as Howard gasped in pain. "It'll be much better for you if you cooperate!"

Howard froze in horrified realization without answering.

"Your boys are safe for now," The Candy Man chuckled darkly. "Eugene and my guards'll take care of them and those WHOOP spy girls."

Howard was simultaneously elated and appalled when he heard the boys will soon be there to rescue him. "You son of a bi–" His protest mutated into a pained cry.

"You'll be less injured if you cooperate," Scam said sounding almost pleasantly but there was an undercurrent of sadistic joy to it. The sound of Howard crying in agony continued. Scam seemed to ignore it completely. "Any resistance from you will result in unpleasantries."

Howard swallowed hard. This is very, very bad… "What do you want from me?" he demanded quietly.

"I want the Fonziebirds." the Candy Man told him.

My God, the Candy Man wants the Fonziebirds, Howard gasped at the very thought of it. Oh god…

"We don't expect you to make this decision at once," Scam continued in a mock-conversational tone. "You've got an hour left, Mr Tracy. Don't call International Rescue or we'll know and you die, okay?"

Howard's bound hands were shaking. "Sorry, Boys." he whispered.

"Goodbye, Mr Tracy." Scam laughed.

[Race's Girl]

Chapter 3- Caught

The gang secretly crept into the Hood's hideout. Potsie lead the way as usual allowing the others to stay behind him at all times and he knew it came in handy. He was trying to quiet the frenzied thoughts that ran through his his head.

Why didn't I stop Leo Scam? I mean, that guy's nothing but bad luck. Wow, this sucks. thought Scott.

He broke into a sprint once he saw Eugene. He always had a habit of kicking some bad guy butt whenever there was a bad guy near buy. It usually calmed him down and he gave Eugene what for and the two of them were kicking each other's butts.

Opening the door, he entered the room. Scam thought it was Eugene but when he turned around, he saw Potsie instead. He stood up and glared at the dark haired pilot right in the eyes as Jennifer found them both. As the door slammmed, Sticky and Eugene grabbed the two people who attacked them and held them before Scam.

"Why are you two here?" Scam asked.

Eugene thumped Potsie in the back of his head. Scam, like the Candy Man, hated failure. Potsie, on the other hand, had been trained, conditioned and educated not to fail.

He spoke quickly. "We're here to kick your butt and save my dad."

The Candy Man's voice spoke from behind Scam. "That doesn't please me or Leo. We've both got our revenge on the man himself and we're going to get our revenge on both International Rescue and WHOOP."

Jennifer cringed at the sound of the Candy Man's voice.

"First of all, change your attitiude, second, you're a jerk and third, change your outfit." Jennifer told the Candy Man.

Sticky managed to slam Jennifer's head agianst the wall causing her to fall unconscious as Potsie ran over to her breaking away from Eugene's grip.

"Wake up, Jen," Potsie said sounding a lot like Howard. "It's me, Potsie."

By now, Eugene stood behind him.

"She deserved it for angering the boss and so will you." Eugene snarled.

Potsie charged towards Eugene despite the fact that Howard ordered him not to do that the last time he heard what the Candy Man almost did to Chachi. Sticky now held Jennifer in his arms like a rag doll as Potsie was grabbed by Eugene.

"You have a terrible taste in women." Sticky told the young pilot.

Potsie glared at him snarling "Look, Buddy, you may be Al's old pal but I don't think my dad would let you work with him either."

"It's no use now let's get you out of here, your daddy's calling." Scam piped up and by now, Potsie was rather furious as he and Scam had a slanging match.

"Jerk."

"Slob."

"Twerp."

"Daddy's boy."

"Bad guy's pet."

"Fatso."

"What did you say?" Potsie asked angrilly.

"I called you Fatso." Scam said.

"That does it." Potsie growled as he ran towards Scam but was knocked out by the butt of Eugene's gun.

[Race's Girl]

Chapter 4- Dad, Is That You?

Eugene and Sticky carried Potise and Jennifer's limp forms into the cage Howard was in. Howard gasped as saw his second oldest son's unconscious form while Eugene picked up two pairs of handcuffs. First, he handcuffed Potsie and repeated this with Jennifer and both he and Sticky left the cage. Later, Potsie's eyes flew open and a grunt of pain escaped his lips. Howard hated it when Potsie did that.

The sound of footsteps on stone made Howard's head jerk up. The Candy Man walked over to him, Potsie and the still unconscious Jennifer. His eyes narrowed evilly as he studied the ex-astronaut's second oldest son. Swiftly, his foot shot out and hit the young man squarely in the chest. With a gasp and a groan, Potsie growled at the Candy Man. Gathering his strength, Howard allowed Potsie to calm down but Potsie glared at the evil man in front of him. Summoning up all the hate and loathing he felt for the man in front of him, Potsie spat out angrilly "The Candy Man."

Bowing slightly, the evil man gazed triumphantly at the bound man. Here was the key to International Rescue. Since Inernational Rescue was made up of the Tracy family, they were very willing to protect their own. When one was in danger, the others focused all their attention on rescuing and helping that one member. The Fonziebirds would be crippled by their fear and sorrow over Howard and Potsie's disappearances. The Candy Man knew that causing the Tracys pain was like balm to his restless soul. He hated them more then even he cared to admit. At every turn, they had frustrated his plans. But no longer. His plan was perfect. He thought he would not fail.

Looking into Potsie's pain-filled but steely eyes, Howard's mouth cracked into what could only be called a worried look. Before Howard himself could react, the Candy Man's left arm lashed out hitting his head which smacked against the cage bars causing his eyes to momentarily lose focus.

"Dad, are you okay?" Potsie asked.

"Sure, Potsie, thanks. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have…" Howard replied.

"It's okay. Now, tell me everything you know." Potsie said and an hour and a half later, Howard began looking at Jennifer worriedly.

In another part of the hideout, Melissa, Richie, Louise, Chachi and Ralph debriefed everyone on the rescue and Potsie and Jennifer's disappearances. Laura Elizabeth 'Lori Beth' Creighton-Ward said "I've got a message from Fonzie telling us to be careful and look out for one Leo Scam."

"That's a damn outrage, Lori." Tom said as Louise and Melissa looked at him.

"I only wish there was a way we can help." Richie suggested.

"Rich, for a moron, you're kinda smart." Ralph told his brother.

"This isn't right." Chachi yelled.

Turning to the others gaping at her and Louise, Melissa said "I'll tell you why Leo Scam's after us. Me, Jennifer and Louise put him in jail."

"That's not good." said Louise.

"Here, here." Gina said.

"Tell me about it." Joanie agreed as they all went to find Howard, Potsie and Jennifer.

[Race's Girl]

Chapter 5- We Gotta Go

It had been three hours since Potsie and Jennifer were caught and by now, Scam let Howard worry about what was to come. As soon as he arrived, Scam turned and regarded Potsie.

"I hope you enjoy staying here, Daddy's boy," he said. "These'll be your last few hours."

Scam strode over to Potsie and slapped him across the face. Chuckling softly, the Candy Man turned and regarded Jennifer as she came to. Potsie also saw her and his heart went out to her.

Howard strained against the chains that held him and yelled "Let Potsie go! Leave him alone!" Before he could shout anything else, Jennifer looked at him.

"No, Mr Tracy." she said.

The Candy Man slithered over to Jennifer until their faces were inches from each other.

"What did you say?" he asked as Jennifer couldn't keep the loathing inside anymore. She spat hatred and saliva onto the Candy Man's face. Instead of exploding as Potsie had thought, he clapped his hands. Eugene came to the Candy Man's side and quickly handed him a towel and he took his time wiping all of the wetness off his face.

"So, you're one of WHOOP, I believe." the Candy Man said as he coolly examined Jennifer.

Much to Potsie's surprise, Jennifer didn't care if she did it again. Potsie had not noticed it before but there was a pendant around Jennifer's neck. Howard's eyes were wide with fright yet he was trying desperately to remain calm.

There was a vast expanse of silence. Then the Candy Man raised his hand. Howard could see it reflected in Potsie's emotion-filled eyes. He saw Potsie's left leg rise and saw him high-kick Scam in the head causing him to pass out. Howard freed himself, Potsie and Jennifer and they all managed to escape from the cage.

[Race's Girl]

Chapter 6- Let's Get Outta Here

Louise, Richie, Joanie, Chachi, Melissa, Gina, Ralph, Lori Beth and Tom saw three shadows heading their way and decided to attack them but when they saw that it was Howard, Potsie and Jennifer, they froze.

"It's okay, Leo Scam's out cold." Jennifer explained.

As soon as they were heading for Fonziebirds 1 & 2, they bumped into Eugene and Sticky.

"You 3 again?" Sticky asked.

"What makes you think that you can stop us?" Jennifer snapped.

"Guys, get them!" Eugene shouted.

Out of nowhere, the Candy Man's guard surrounded the heroes. They kicked and punched them. Meanwhile, Sticky and Eugene were shocked to see the Candy Man before them.

"It's the bad guy." Louise cried as she spotted the Candy Man.

"That will teach you to mess up my hair." Jennifer said as she scowled and kicked Sticky.

The gang ran towards the bad guys and kicked their butts again. Using the jet pack backpacks, the girls caught up with the Candy Man.

"You morons," Scam cursed. "You've jammed the damn thing."

"Am I a moron? Do I look like a moron?" Richie asked.

"Well, you act like one!" Chachi answered and Richie elbowed him.

"If we die, so do you." Ralph told the Candy Man as Potsie kicked him in the chest.

"Look out, Ralph." Potsie yelled.

As soon as the Candy Man fell on top of Eugene, Howard grabbed Scam's left hand just in time and the Candy Man cursed the team.

"You're lucky I'm a nice person." Howard said with a smile.

Scam who was a little surprise, returned with a small smile. Jerry and some agents came out from the stairs and arrested the Candy Man, Sticky, Euegne, Leo Scam and the Hood's guards.

"Good job, ladies." Jerry congratulated the girls.

"That goes for you guys too." Howard told the gang.

"Pleasure." said Potsie, Jennifer, Ralph, Melissa, Richie, Louise, Chachi, Joanie, Gina, Lori Beth and Tom alltogether.

"Girls, Potsie's just suggested that you have dinner at the villa on Tracy Island tongiht. You girls better get in the plane, get cleaned and dressed for tonight." Howard explained and as the girls went into the plane, Howard and Jerry smiled at each other and chuckled.

[Race's Girl]

Chapter 7- The Band On Tracy Island

As soon as the girls arrived on Tracy Island, they felt like they arrived at what looked like a concert, the boys band, the Tracy Brothers, was performing.

"And now presenting the Tracy Brothers!" said Howard as Lori Beth, Tom, Marion, Al, Joanie, Gina, Fonzie and the girls all sat down in the living room but Richie, the group's lead singer and lead guitarist, was nowhere to be seen, only his band, keyboard player Ralph, ryhthm guitarist Potsie and drummer Chachi, were saying "Where's Rich?"

Suddenly, Richie flew into the living room with a guitar in his left hand and took off his jetpack backpack. The crowd in the living room cheered.

"I'd like to thank you for waiting but we wouldn't be here without Jennifer, Louise and Melissa, they're the ones who helped us save our dad. This song I'm about to perform is our favorite Terry Dene song, hope you guys like it." Richie said.

They began to perform C'min & Be Loved and Louise melted as Richie began to sing.

Why don't you come in and be loved,
Baby, why you standin' out there in the cold,
You gotta have some lovin', that's what you been told,
You gotta have someone who's gonna hold you tight,
You gotta have someone who's gonna treat you right,
Why don't you come in (c'min) and be loved,
Come on, come on, come on, come on,
Come in (c'min) and be loved

Who're you gonna choose to be your steady date,
Don't you know the crazy things you do to me,
Don't you know that I get dizzy at your touch,
You probably think that fellow who has had too much,
Why don't you come in (c'min) and be loved,
Come on, come on, come on, come on,
Come in (c'min) and be loved

I gotta have you honey since I saw you there,
Gotta lotta lovin' that I'm gonna share,
I know that you and I can make a wonderful pair,
Tell me, baby, yeah-yeah-yeah,
Say you're gonna let me be your special date,
Let me be the guy the other fellows hate,
Let me show you off at every place we go,
I'll give you plenty lovin' 'cause I need you so,
Why don't you come in (c'min) and be loved,
Come on, come on, come on, come on,
Come in (c'min) and be loved

I wanna do most anything that you will allow,
I wanna win your favor and I wonder how,
And if you wait too long, we'll have a real good brawl,
So tell me, baby, now-now-now-now,
Say you're gonna let me be your special date,
Let me be the guy the other fellows hate,
Let me show you off at every place I go,
I'll give you plenty lovin' 'cause I need you so,
Why don't you come in (c'min) and be loved,
Come on, come on, come on, come on,
Come in (c'min) and be loved,
And be loved...

The boys band performed a few more songs as Howard yelled "Okay, everyone, dinner's ready."

"Wow, Jennifer, Potsie's good." Melissa stated.

"He's even better than Elvis Presley!" Jennifer added.

As they were eating, Jennifer and Potsie were talking about their personal lives.

"So, Jen, I hear you're from Georgia, what's it like?" Potsie asked.

"Well, it's sort of okay when I'm being normal but dangerous when I'm being a spy." Jennifer explained

"It looks like Jennifer loves Potsie." Fonzie whispered to Howard.

"FONZIE!" Howard yelled as he nudged his eldest son in the arm.

"Well, sorry." Howard said as soon as he decided to dig into the chicken Marion prepared.

"That's okay, Fonz." Potsie said as Fonzie and Howard saw Jennifer put one arm around Potsie.

Richie looked at Ralph and asked "What are the names of Jennifer's friends?"

"Melissa and Louise!" Ralph answered as he carved some of the chicken Marion gave him.

"There she goes again." Louise commented.

"Louise, let's talk to Jennifer later." Melissa said.

THE END