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crystals · 08-28-2005, 12:20 PM

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his
customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy
coming out of the ice cream store.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"

Rachel3118 · 08-28-2005, 01:38 PM

That's funny.

Southern Hellraiser · 08-28-2005, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crystals

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his
customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy
coming out of the ice cream store.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"

superfriendsfan · 08-28-2005, 04:18 PM

thats really y funny

robyrob · 08-28-2005, 04:33 PM

kin I have the dollar?

IMakeBurgers · 08-28-2005, 07:59 PM

I think that's kind of a smart kid. He knows that if he takes the dollar, he wont get any more money. But if he continues to get the quarters, he'll get more money.

Chocoholic · 08-29-2005, 03:07 PM

08-28-2005, 12:20 PM	#1
crystals Senior Member Member Join Date: Feb 02, 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,816	The Dumbest kid in the World (joke) (got this in an email) A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!" __________________ The man who lends a helping hand is the true hero.

08-28-2005, 01:38 PM	#2
Rachel3118 Senior Member Member Join Date: Jun 13, 2005 Posts: 1,748	That's funny. __________________ Rachel

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08-28-2005, 04:18 PM	#4
superfriendsfan Occasional Poster Member Join Date: Aug 28, 2005 Posts: 4	thats really y funny

08-28-2005, 07:59 PM	#6
IMakeBurgers Senior Member Borderline Amazing Join Date: Oct 11, 2001 Location: Fayetteville, NC Posts: 1,563	I think that's kind of a smart kid. He knows that if he takes the dollar, he wont get any more money. But if he continues to get the quarters, he'll get more money.

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