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Bobby F. · 08-12-2005, 04:38 PM

Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim,
take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them,
keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.
Get plenty of rest.
Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

OR

Take the doctor's office approach.
Think about it...
When you go for a shot, what do they do first?
Clean your arm with alcohol..
Why?

Because alcohol kills germs.

So.......

I walk to the liquor store. (exercise )
I put lime in my Corona...(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)
Tell jokes, laugh..(eliminate stress)
Then pass out. (rest)

The way I see it...

If you keep your alcohol levels up,

flu germs can't get you!!!!

My grandmother always said, "A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass!"

MsOrange · 08-12-2005, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobby F.

My grandmother always said, "A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass!"

marmalade · 08-12-2005, 04:58 PM

I'll take the flu...

Warm & Fuzzy · 08-13-2005, 05:58 PM

LOL. Nice. Did you make that up yourself?

Tuesday Weld · 08-13-2005, 06:01 PM

Southern Hellraiser · 08-13-2005, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby F.

My grandmother always said, "A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass!"

Bobby F. · 08-13-2005, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oomph?!

LOL. Nice. Did you make that up yourself?

I got it sent to me in an e-mail.

Titania · 08-13-2005, 08:38 PM

this is being printed out and put on my dorm wall.

beautiful.

Warm & Fuzzy · 08-14-2005, 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Bobby F.

I got it sent to me in an e-mail.

Brilliant, either way.

08-12-2005, 04:38 PM	#1
Bobby F. Banned!! "Bob hates you." Join Date: Nov 30, 2004 Posts: 3,803	Health Tip for the Day! Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system. Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc. Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around. Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible. Get plenty of rest. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can. OR Take the doctor's office approach. Think about it... When you go for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol.. Why? Because alcohol kills germs. So....... I walk to the liquor store. (exercise ) I put lime in my Corona...(fruit) Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies) Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air) Tell jokes, laugh..(eliminate stress) Then pass out. (rest) The way I see it... If you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you!!!! My grandmother always said, "A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass!"

08-13-2005, 05:58 PM	#4
Warm & Fuzzy Moderator Forum Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 02, 2001 Location: New York City Posts: 10,235	LOL. Nice. Did you make that up yourself? __________________ "To the world, you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world." ~Unknown

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08-12-2005, 04:58 PM	#3
marmalade Forum Regular Member Join Date: Aug 18, 2001 Location: Louisiana Posts: 467	I'll take the flu...