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crystals · 08-05-2005, 06:21 PM

A Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.
He immediately turns to her and makes his move.
"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker
if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's
talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to
the guy,"What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me
ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff --grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest
idea."

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know crap?"

Courtnee · 08-05-2005, 06:40 PM

LMAO!

Cactus Jack · 08-05-2005, 06:43 PM

Kristen J. · 08-05-2005, 06:58 PM

Ummm....I don't get it.

Well, I am a blonde, so I guess that explains it!

Kristen J. · 08-05-2005, 07:01 PM

Ohhh, I think I get it now!! Sorry, I had to think about that for awhile

rusyd · 08-05-2005, 07:02 PM

IMakeBurgers · 08-05-2005, 07:06 PM

LMAO! Thats great

barwars · 08-05-2005, 08:27 PM

I got it. Wasn't very funny.

Ohio8 · 08-06-2005, 05:36 PM

Here's one:

What's the definition of eternity? Four blondes at a 4-way intersection.

rusyd · 08-06-2005, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ohio8

Here's one:

What's the definition of eternity? Four blondes at a 4-way intersection.

Now that's funny!

08-05-2005, 06:21 PM	#1
crystals Senior Member Member Join Date: Feb 02, 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,816	dumb blonde joke (got this in an email) A Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy,"What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff --grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea." "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know crap?" __________________ The man who lends a helping hand is the true hero.

08-05-2005, 06:40 PM	#2
Courtnee Forum Veteran MAN VS SAMMICH. Join Date: Mar 23, 2005 Location: Louisiana Posts: 16,379	LMAO! __________________ Whether I'm the rose of sheer perfection A freckle on the nose of life's complexion The Cinderella or the shine apple of its eye I gotta fly once, I gotta try once, Only can die once, right, sir? Ooh, life is juicy, juicy and you see, I gotta have my bite, sir. Get ready for me love, 'cause I'm a "comer" I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer Don't bring around the cloud to rain on my parade

08-05-2005, 06:43 PM	#3
Cactus Jack Forum Idol RonFingSwanson Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 102,106	__________________ Id Love to help you Tracy, but I cant have sex with a black guy, Id lose my endorsement deal with NASCAR-Jenna Maroney,30 Rock April 17,2009 9:02 PM : 100,000th post! [/b]

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08-05-2005, 06:58 PM	#4
Kristen J. Forum Regular Member Join Date: Dec 01, 2004 Posts: 708	Ummm....I don't get it. Well, I am a blonde, so I guess that explains it!

08-05-2005, 07:01 PM	#5
Kristen J. Forum Regular Member Join Date: Dec 01, 2004 Posts: 708	Ohhh, I think I get it now!! Sorry, I had to think about that for awhile

08-05-2005, 07:02 PM	#6
rusyd Forum Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 30, 2004 Posts: 13,483

08-05-2005, 07:06 PM	#7
IMakeBurgers Senior Member Borderline Amazing Join Date: Oct 11, 2001 Location: Fayetteville, NC Posts: 1,563	LMAO! Thats great

08-05-2005, 08:27 PM	#8
barwars Forum Veteran DELETE THIS, PLEASE. Join Date: May 04, 2002 Posts: 10,499	I got it. Wasn't very funny.

08-06-2005, 05:36 PM	#9
Ohio8 Senior Member Member Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 5,917	Here's one: What's the definition of eternity? Four blondes at a 4-way intersection.