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Old 06-30-2005, 09:21 PM   #1
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Old 06-30-2005, 09:23 PM   #2
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You entered: 4/1/1988
You were born on a Friday
under the astrological sign Aries.
Your Life path number is 4.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2447252.5.
The golden number for 1988 is 13.
The epact number for 1988 is 11.
The year 1988 was a leap year.

As of 6/30/2005 8:22:40 PM CDT
You are 17 years old.
You are 206 months old.
You are 900 weeks old.
You are 6,299 days old.
You are 151,196 hours old.
You are 9,071,782 minutes old.
You are 544,306,960 seconds old.

There are 275 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 18 candles on it.

Those 18 candles produce 18 BTU's,
or 4,536 calories of heat (that's only 4.5360 food Calories!) .
You can boil 2.06 US ounces of water with that many candles.

Your birthstone is Diamond
The Mystical properties of Diamond

Diamonds are said to increase personal clarity to help one see things clearly as well as be straight-forward and honest. Supposedly, the higher quality the diamond, the better it is supports these qualities.
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewlers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)

Opal, Quartz, White Sapphire

Your birth tree is

Rowan, the Sensitivity
Full of charm, cheerful, gifted, without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.



There are 178 days till Christmas 2005!

The moon's phase on the day you were
born was full.
 
Old 06-30-2005, 09:26 PM   #3
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That was pretty damn neat.

You entered: 8/16/1985

You were born on a Friday
under the astrological sign Leo.
Your Life path number is 11.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2446293.5.
The golden number for 1985 is 10.
The epact number for 1985 is 8.
The year 1985 was not a leap year.

As of 6/30/2005 8:23:49 PM CDT
You are 19 years old.
You are 238 months old.
You are 1,037 weeks old.
You are 7,258 days old.
You are 174,212 hours old.
You are 10,452,743 minutes old.
You are 627,164,629 seconds old.

There are 47 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 20 candles on it.
 
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You entered: 6/24/1965
You were born on a Thursday
under the astrological sign Cancer.
Your Life path number is 6.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2438935.5.
The golden number for 1965 is 9.
The epact number for 1965 is 27.
The year 1965 was not a leap year.

As of 6/30/2005 8:23:06 PM CDT
You are 40 years old.
You are 480 months old.
You are 2,088 weeks old.
You are 14,616 days old.
You are 350,804 hours old.
You are 21,048,263 minutes old.
You are 1,262,895,786 seconds old.

There are 359 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 41 candles on it.

Those 41 candles produce 41 BTU's,
or 10,332 calories of heat (that's only 10.3320 food Calories!) .
You can boil 4.69 US ounces of water with that many candles.

Your birthstone is Alexandrite
The Mystical properties of Alexandrite

Alexandrite can assist one in centering the self, reinforcing self-esteem, and augmenting ones ability to experience joy.
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewlers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)

Pearl, Moonstone, Opal

Your birth tree is

Birch, the Inspiration
Vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly, unpretentious,modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.



There are 178 days till Christmas 2005!

The moon's phase on the day you were
born was waning crescent.
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You entered: 10/2/1974

You were born on a Wednesday
under the astrological sign Libra.
Your Life path number is 6.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2442322.5.
The golden number for 1974 is 18.
The epact number for 1974 is 6.
The year 1974 was not a leap year.

As of 6/30/2005 8:28:23 PM CDT
You are 30 years old.
You are 368 months old.
You are 1,604 weeks old.
You are 11,229 days old.
You are 269,516 hours old.
You are 16,170,988 minutes old.
You are 970,259,303 seconds old.

There are 94 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 31 candles on it.

Those 31 candles produce 31 BTU's,
or 7,812 calories of heat (that's only 7.8120 food Calories!) .
You can boil 3.54 US ounces of water with that many candles.

Your birthstone is Tourmaline

Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewlers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)

Opal, Jasper


Your birth tree is

Hazelnut Tree, the Extraordinary

Charming, undemanding, very understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social cause, popular, moody and capricious lover, honest and tolerant partner, precise sense of judgement.

The moon's phase on the day you were born was waning gibbous.
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You entered: 4/8/1989

You were born on a Saturday
under the astrological sign Aries.
Your Life path number is 3.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2447624.5.
The golden number for 1989 is 14.
The epact number for 1989 is 22.
The year 1989 was not a leap year.

As of 6/30/2005 8:33:03 PM CDT
You are 16 years old.
You are 194 months old.
You are 847 weeks old.
You are 5,927 days old.
You are 142,268 hours old.
You are 8,536,113 minutes old.
You are 512,166,783 seconds old.

There are 282 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 17 candles on it.

Those 17 candles produce 17 BTU's,
or 4,284 calories of heat (that's only 4.2840 food Calories!) .
You can boil 1.94 US ounces of water with that many candles.

Your birthstone is Diamond
The Mystical properties of Diamond

Diamonds are said to increase personal clarity to help one see things clearly as well as be straight-forward and honest. Supposedly, the higher quality the diamond, the better it is supports these qualities.

Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewlers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)

Opal, Quartz, White Sapphire


Your birth tree is

Rowan, the Sensitivity

Full of charm, cheerful, gifted, without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.


There are 178 days till Christmas 2005!

The moon's phase on the day you were
born was waxing crescent.
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Old 06-30-2005, 09:52 PM   #7
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You were born on a Sunday
under the astrological sign Scorpio.
Your Life path number is 5.

As of 6/30/2005 8:49:22 PM CDT
You are 25 years old.
You are 307 months old.
You are 1,338 weeks old.
You are 9,370 days old.
You are 224,900 hours old.
You are 13,494,049 minutes old.
You are 809,642,962 seconds old.

There are 127 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 26 candles on it.

Those 26 candles produce 26 BTU's,
or 6,552 calories of heat (that's only 6.5520 food Calories!) .
You can boil 2.97 US ounces of water with that many candles.

Your birth tree is

Walnut Tree, the Passion
Unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egoistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromises.

That is pretty much me. Well, I'm not ambitious much.
 
Old 06-30-2005, 09:55 PM   #8
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You were born on a Monday
under the astrological sign Aquarius.
Your Life path number is 7.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2446093.5.
The golden number for 1985 is 10.
The epact number for 1985 is 8.
The year 1985 was not a leap year.

As of 6/30/2005 8:54:42 PM CDT
You are 20 years old.
You are 245 months old.
You are 1,065 weeks old.
You are 7,458 days old.
You are 179,012 hours old.
You are 10,740,774 minutes old.
You are 644,446,482 seconds old.

There are 212 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 21 candles on it.

Those 21 candles produce 21 BTU's,
or 5,292 calories of heat (that's only 5.2920 food Calories!) .
You can boil 2.40 US ounces of water with that many candles.

Your birthstone is Garnet
The Mystical properties of Garnet

Garnet is used as a power stone
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewlers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)

Emerald, Rose Quartz

Your birth tree is

Cypress Tree
The Faithfulness - Strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give, happy content, optimistic, needs enough money and acknowledgment, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic and careless.



There are 178 days till Christmas 2005!

The moon's phase on the day you were
born was in its first quarter.
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Wow! this is very very close to my personality!(especially the first three words ) Really though this describes me to a tee!

Of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritable and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self-confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood, loves only once.
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Old 06-30-2005, 10:12 PM   #10
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dude my life path is the biggest load of **** ever.

5
A Life Path 5 person is usually very versatile, adventurous, and progressive. With a 5 life path, you are one of those people who is always striving to find answers to the many questions that life poses. You want to be totally unrestrained, as this is the sign of freedom and independence. You abhor routine and boring work, and you are not very good at staying with everyday tasks that must be finished on time. You are, however, a good communicator, and you know how to motivate people around you, perhaps inclining you to be a teacher of some sort. A love of adventure may dominate your life. This may take the form of mental or physical manifestation, but in either case, you thrill to the chance for exploration and blazing new trails. You are apt to be multi-talented, but just as likely to suffer from some lack of direction, and there is often some confusion surrounding your ambition.
On the average, the number 5 personality is rather happy-go-lucky; living for today, and not worrying too much about tomorrow. It is important for you to mix with people of a like mind, and try to avoid those that are too serious and demanding. It is also important for you to find a job that provides thought-provoking tasks rather than routine and redundant responsibilities. You do best dealing with people, but the important thing is that you have the freedom to express yourself at all times. You have an innate ability to think through complex matters and analyze them quickly, but then be off to something new.

In the most negative application or use of the 5 energies, you could become very irresponsible in tasks and decisions concerning your home and business life. The total pursuit of sensation and adventure can result in your becoming self-indulgent and totally unaware of the feelings of those around you. In the worse case situations negative 5's are very undependable and self-serving.

wrongwrongwrongwrong

Who makes these things up?
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You entered: 12/7/1988

You were born on a Wednesday
under the astrological sign Sagittarius.
Your Life path number is 9.
The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2447502.5.
The golden number for 1988 is 13.
The epact number for 1988 is 11.
The year 1988*was a leap year.

As of 6/30/2005 9:12:02 PM*CDT
You are 16 years old.
You are 198 months old.
You are 864 weeks old.
You are 6,049 days old.
You are 145,197 hours old.
You are 8,711,832 minutes old.
You are 522,709,922 seconds old.
There are 160 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 17 candles on it.

Those 17 candles produce 17 BTU's,
or 4,284 calories of heat (that's only 4.2840 food Calories!) .
You can boil 1.94 US ounces of water with that many candles. *

Your birthstone is Blue Zircon
The Mystical properties of Blue Zircon

Zircon helps one be more at peace with oneself.
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewlers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)

Blue Topaz, Ruby, Lapis Lazuli

Your birth tree is

Hornbeam, the good taste

Of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, tends to egoism, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads reasonable, disciplined life, looks for kindness, an emotional partner and acknowledgment, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with her feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.

There are 178 days till Christmas 2005!
The moon's phase on the day you were
born was waning crescent.
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You were born on a Friday
under the astrological sign Libra.
Your Life path number is 5.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2446699.5.
The golden number for 1986 is 11.
The epact number for 1986 is 19.
The year 1986 was not a leap year.

As of 6/30/2005 9:13:33 PM CDT
You are 18 years old.
You are 225 months old.
You are 979 weeks old.
You are 6,852 days old.
You are 164,469 hours old.
You are 9,868,153 minutes old.
You are 592,089,213 seconds old.

There are 88 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 19 candles on it.

yay i was born on the best day of the week.
 
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I was born on a Saturday...maybe it's destiny. *cough*
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You entered: 7/4/1989
You were born on a Tuesday
under the astrological sign Cancer.
Your Life path number is 11.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2447711.5.
The golden number for 1989 is 14.
The epact number for 1989 is 22.
The year 1989 was not a leap year.

As of 6/30/2005 9:14:57 PM CDT
You are 15 years old.
You are 191 months old.
You are 834 weeks old.
You are 5,840 days old.
You are 140,181 hours old.
You are 8,410,874 minutes old.
You are 504,652,497 seconds old.

There are 4 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 16 candles on it.

Those 16 candles produce 16 BTU's,
or 4,032 calories of heat (that's only 4.0320 food Calories!) .
You can boil 1.83 US ounces of water with that many candles.

Your birthstone is Ruby
The Mystical properties of Ruby

Ruby is said to open one's heart to love.
 
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You entered: 6/2/1992

You were born on a Tuesday
under the astrological sign Gemini.
Your Life path number is 11.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2448775.5.
The golden number for 1992 is 17.
The epact number for 1992 is 25.
The year 1992 was a leap year.

As of 6/30/2005 9:20:56 PM CDT
You are 13 years old.
You are 156 months old.
You are 682 weeks old.
You are 4,776 days old.
You are 114,645 hours old.
You are 6,878,720 minutes old.
You are 412,723,256 seconds old.

There are 337 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 14 candles on it.

Those 14 candles produce 14 BTU's,
or 3,528 calories of heat (that's only 3.5280 food Calories!) .
You can boil 1.60 US ounces of water with that many candles.

Your birthstone is Alexandrite
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