More song parodies.

[Ohio8]

"Caffeine" (parody of Eric Clapton's "Cocaine".)

if you don't want to pout, you've got to get it out.
caffeine.
if you don't wanna be down, down on the ground.
caffeine.

it don't li, it don't lie, it don't lie.
caffeine.

when I get bad news, I like to zap them blues.
caffeine.
when my day is done, I sometimes ride on
caffeine.

I won't lie, I don't lie, I won't lie.
caffeine.

when your day is gone, and you want to ride on.
caffeine.
don't forget this fact when you're bed to back.
caffeine.

let's not lie, let's not lie, let's not lie.
caffeine.

it don't lie, I won't lie, let's not lie.
caffeine.

[Cactus Jack]

[Steve M.]

I Want a New Rug - a praody of Huey Lewis and the News's "I Want a New Drug"

I want a new rug,
For my new place,
One that will give it class,
And give it some grace.
I want a new rug,
Maybe red or green
One that's made stain-resistant,
One I can clean.

One that won't look so bad,
Won't look so bad at all,
One that looks like the tapestry
Hanging on my bedroom wall,
On my wall.

I want a new rug,
One that don't smell.
One that won't shed too much
But wears real well.
I want a new rug,
Deep-pile or shag,
Persian or Oriental -
Those rugs are a drag.

One that don't cost too much,
Don't cost too much at all,
One that looks like the tapestry
Hanging on my bedroom wall,
On my bedroom wall.

I want a new rug,
One that goes with the chair
One that goes with the dining room set
I put over there.
I want a new rug,
Mabe wall-to-wall
Maybe I'll just get a remnant,
The carpet store I'll call.

One that won't cost too much,
Won't cost too much at all,
One that looks like the tapestry
Hanging on my bedroom wall,
On my bedroom wall,
On my bedroom wall, yeah.