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|05-07-2005, 09:30 AM||#1|
MAN VS SAMMICH.
Join Date: Mar 23, 2005
stages of life....
Stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus.
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3. You are Santa Claus.
4. You look like Santa Claus.
Whether I'm the rose of sheer perfection
A freckle on the nose of life's complexion
The Cinderella or the shine apple of its eye
I gotta fly once, I gotta try once,
Only can die once, right, sir?
Ooh, life is juicy, juicy and you see,
I gotta have my bite, sir.
Get ready for me love, 'cause I'm a "comer"
I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer
Don't bring around the cloud to rain on my parade
|05-07-2005, 09:44 AM||#2|
In God's Arms Now
Join Date: Sep 14, 2003
Location: Heartbreak Ridge
And for women:
1) You dream and fantasize about Santa Claus
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus but think he's a jolly, grandfatherly figure.
3) You're married to Santa Claus (he's fat and works 1 day a year)
4) You dream and fantasize about Santa Claus.
If I don't see you in this world, I'll meet you in the next one.....don't be late
James Marshall Hendrix
The Forum Legend formerly known as TripperFan
"religion is for people who are afraid of hell--spirituality is for people who have been through hell"---anonymous
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