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Courtnee · 05-07-2005, 09:30 AM

Stages of life:

1. You believe in Santa Claus.

2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3. You are Santa Claus.

4. You look like Santa Claus.

Pus$y Galore · 05-07-2005, 09:44 AM

And for women:

1) You dream and fantasize about Santa Claus

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus but think he's a jolly, grandfatherly figure.

3) You're married to Santa Claus (he's fat and works 1 day a year)

4) You dream and fantasize about Santa Claus.

05-07-2005, 09:30 AM	#1
Courtnee Forum Veteran MAN VS SAMMICH. Join Date: Mar 23, 2005 Location: Louisiana Posts: 16,379	stages of life.... Stages of life: 1. You believe in Santa Claus. 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3. You are Santa Claus. 4. You look like Santa Claus. __________________ Whether I'm the rose of sheer perfection A freckle on the nose of life's complexion The Cinderella or the shine apple of its eye I gotta fly once, I gotta try once, Only can die once, right, sir? Ooh, life is juicy, juicy and you see, I gotta have my bite, sir. Get ready for me love, 'cause I'm a "comer" I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer Don't bring around the cloud to rain on my parade

05-07-2005, 09:44 AM	#2
Pus$y Galore Forum Veteran In God's Arms Now Join Date: Sep 14, 2003 Location: Heartbreak Ridge Posts: 11,990	And for women: 1) You dream and fantasize about Santa Claus 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus but think he's a jolly, grandfatherly figure. 3) You're married to Santa Claus (he's fat and works 1 day a year) 4) You dream and fantasize about Santa Claus. __________________ If I don't see you in this world, I'll meet you in the next one.....don't be late James Marshall Hendrix Voodoo Chile The Forum Legend formerly known as TripperFan "religion is for people who are afraid of hell--spirituality is for people who have been through hell"---anonymous

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