Wally's condoms!

[desilu #1]

June (cleaning boys' room, dusting dresser off and Wally's wallet falls)
Ward (in den)
June (sees wallet and picks it up...sees condoms fall out! ) Ward!! (runs downstairs) Ward!!!!
Ward (jumps up from chair) What's wrong honey?! (look of concern)
June (shows him condoms) Look what I found!! They fell out of Wally's wallet!!
Ward (sighs)
June (shocked and gasps) You knew!!
Ward (sits her down) Just calm down now honey.
June (getting upset) Don't tell me to calm down! Honestly (stuttering) I found found these...oh! And your acting like he spilt his milk! Why didn't you tell me?
Ward (sitting next to her) Look at your reaction, it's like it's a national disaster! Besides you didn't need to know this, Wally confided in me.
June: Well he confides in me too!
Ward: There are just certain things a young man can't talk to his mother about.
June (starts to cry) Well, why not? I'm still his mother! He's still a baby!
Ward (chuckles and puts his arm around her) Oh come on honey, he's not a baby, he's 17 yrs. old and you had to know this would happen sooner or later.
June (crys harder) But not so soon! (lays her head on his shoulder)
Ward (chuckles and holds her close) Come on honey, you know a young man needs to sew his wild oats and he's using protection and all. (softly) That's what I did until you came along and tamed me you know.
June (jumps up) Ward Cleaver! We are talking about my baby! He would never do that!
Ward (smiles) Oh he wouldn't?
June (stomps her foot) That is not funny! And I will put my foot down with him when he gets home! He's not to do that stuff until marriage.
Ward (shoots her a confused look) That stuff? And you get upset when I refer to it as fooling around. (firmly) Now just take it easy. Wally came to me in confidence and..
June (interupting) And nothing! I will tell Wally what is what and that I won't tolerate..
Ward (garbs her) Oh no you don't! (with authority) I told you that he confided in me and you are not to discuss this with him!
June (teary eyed) But Ward..
Ward (interupts) But nothing.
June: I'm his mother and I should have a say.
Ward: No you don't, case closed!
June (shocked) Oh so now I don't have a say in my sons' lives?
Ward: I didn't mean it the way it sounded but, when it comes to advice about being a man, that is my job, not yours and in this case you have no say.
June: If we had a daughter, you'd go ballistic!
Ward: Well yes but we don't! If we did then the sex talk would be on you then.
June (angry) Oh! I'm gonna start dinner! (walking away)
Ward (goes after her) June! Stop! You won't say anything to Wally, right?
June (turns around) Your the boss! (slamming dishes around)
Ward (sighs) I wish you would calm down.
June (slams pan on stove) You want me to calm down! Ha!
Ward (turned on sort of smile)
June (looks aggrivated) What are you smiling at? Nothing about this is funny!
Ward: You are sexy when your mad.
June (waving spatula in his face) Don't even try that with me!
Ward (garbs her and kisses her passionately)
June (fights him and breaks away flustered) I'm way too upset for this not to mention mad as hell at you!
Ward (still holding her tight and kissing on her) I know honey (chuckles) I love this perfume your wearing. I know you like it when I whisper in your ear and kiss you here.
June (going limp, trying to fight it) You inferiate me so much.
Ward (softly) I know baby (kissing her)
June (drops spatula and melts in his arms kissing him back)

Boys walk in...
Wally: Whoa!
Beaver (making a face) Yuck! Wally, look at all the mush!
Wally (laughs) Yup looks like the old man still has it.

[Courtnee]

Originally Posted by desilu #1

June (cleaning boys' room, dusting dresser off and Wally's wallet falls)
Ward (in den)
June (sees wallet and picks it up...sees condoms fall out! ) Ward!! (runs downstairs) Ward!!!!
Ward (jumps up from chair) What's wrong honey?! (look of concern)
June (shows him condoms) Look what I found!! They fell out of Wally's wallet!!
Ward (sighs)
June (shocked and gasps) You knew!!
Ward (sits her down) Just calm down now honey.
June (getting upset) Don't tell me to calm down! Honestly (stuttering) I found found these...oh! And your acting like he spilt his milk! Why didn't you tell me?
Ward (sitting next to her) Look at your reaction, it's like it's a national disaster! Besides you didn't need to know this, Wally confided in me.
June: Well he confides in me too!
Ward: There are just certain things a young man can't talk to his mother about.
June (starts to cry) Well, why not? I'm still his mother! He's still a baby!
Ward (chuckles and puts his arm around her) Oh come on honey, he's not a baby, he's 17 yrs. old and you had to know this would happen sooner or later.
June (crys harder) But not so soon! (lays her head on his shoulder)
Ward (chuckles and holds her close) Come on honey, you know a young man needs to sew his wild oats and he's using protection and all. (softly) That's what I did until you came along and tamed me you know.
June (jumps up) Ward Cleaver! We are talking about my baby! He would never do that!
Ward (smiles) Oh he wouldn't?
June (stomps her foot) That is not funny! And I will put my foot down with him when he gets home! He's not to do that stuff until marriage.
Ward (shoots her a confused look) That stuff? And you get upset when I refer to it as fooling around. (firmly) Now just take it easy. Wally came to me in confidence and..
June (interupting) And nothing! I will tell Wally what is what and that I won't tolerate..
Ward (garbs her) Oh no you don't! (with authority) I told you that he confided in me and you are not to discuss this with him!
June (teary eyed) But Ward..
Ward (interupts) But nothing.
June: I'm his mother and I should have a say.
Ward: No you don't, case closed!
June (shocked) Oh so now I don't have a say in my sons' lives?
Ward: I didn't mean it the way it sounded but, when it comes to advice about being a man, that is my job, not yours and in this case you have no say.
June: If we had a daughter, you'd go ballistic!
Ward: Well yes but we don't! If we did then the sex talk would be on you then.
June (angry) Oh! I'm gonna start dinner! (walking away)
Ward (goes after her) June! Stop! You won't say anything to Wally, right?
June (turns around) Your the boss! (slamming dishes around)
Ward (sighs) I wish you would calm down.
June (slams pan on stove) You want me to calm down! Ha!
Ward (turned on sort of smile)
June (looks aggrivated) What are you smiling at? Nothing about this is funny!
Ward: You are sexy when your mad.
June (waving spatula in his face) Don't even try that with me!
Ward (garbs her and kisses her passionately)
June (fights him and breaks away flustered) I'm way too upset for this not to mention mad as hell at you!
Ward (still holding her tight and kissing on her) I know honey (chuckles) I love this perfume your wearing. I know you like it when I whisper in your ear and kiss you here.
June (going limp, trying to fight it) You inferiate me so much.
Ward (softly) I know baby (kissing her)
June (drops spatula and melts in his arms kissing him back)

Boys walk in...
Wally: Whoa!
Beaver (making a face) Yuck! Wally, look at all the mush!
Wally (laughs) Yup looks like the old man still has it.

That was neat!! GOOD JOB!!!

[Courtnee]

Originally Posted by miss landers

A great topic and one we all have wondered about. Had a great realistic sense about the situation. Write more! We need some good fanfic on this board!

yes. Bravo

[desilu #1]

Thank You to both of you! Hey...I Love Kevin, How about a fanfic from you?

[Courtnee]

Originally Posted by desilu #1

Thank You to both of you! Hey...I Love Kevin, How about a fanfic from you?

I'll think of something.......