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Ohio8 · 02-19-2005, 10:58 PM

Here are some: "I believe the word you are looking for is (pause) 'Anyway,...'" "I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny." "We. Were. On. A. Break." "Well, we believe the fire originated here,..........in the aroma room." "When were you...under me?"

TJL · 02-19-2005, 11:10 PM

A favorite:

"Cookies and porn? You're the best Mom ever!"

Ohio8 · 02-22-2005, 12:15 AM

Also: "I just grabbed a spoon."

Ohio8 · 02-22-2005, 05:59 PM

Here are two more: "No, there is no way he was a velociraptor. No Tony, look at the cranial ridge. If Dino was a velociraptor, he would have eaten the Flintstones. Yeah, yeah." And from the third season: "You know, 100 million people went to see a movie about what I do, I wonder how many people would go see a movie called...'Jurrasic Parka.'"

slackermonkey · 02-23-2005, 12:09 AM

Nothing beats "PIVOT!"

I'm surprised no one mentioned it yet.

Ohio8 · 03-09-2005, 03:01 PM

"A lot of people are thankful for those." "Talk about your...big lizards..."

Ohio8 · 03-21-2005, 07:33 PM

(to Monica): "Cheater cheater compulsive eater."

Ohio8 · 05-06-2005, 11:37 AM

Ross kept yelling "Pivot!" in the fifth season's "TOW the Cop". It's from the scene where Ross, Rachel and Joey are trying to move Ross's new couch up the stairs in the lobby of his new apartment building (he moved into Ugly Naked Guy's former apartment).

SpunkiiMonkii7078 · 05-06-2005, 11:12 PM

I loved the episode titled 'The One With Unagi' in the 6th season. Ross just makes me laugh every time... "Unagi, is the state of total awareness..." "DANGER, DANGER!!!!"

Jessica

shordie02 · 05-07-2005, 05:36 AM

Ross: You know how at the end of the day, you throw your jacket over a chair?
Joey: Yeah?
Ross: Well at her place, instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time, and garbage is all that has survived.

phoebe7165 · 05-07-2005, 11:30 PM

I've always liked the line "Enough of geography for the insane" after Joey says that the Netherlands are where Peter Pan & Tinkerbell live.

rossnrach4ever · 05-08-2005, 04:11 PM

My God people this is ross soo many funny things...

"What are you doing , get off my sister!' from TOW Everybody Finds Out
Ask her how she is supposed to deliver a baby that is half human and half pure evil... TOW Rachel's Late and also "I'm Gettin that kid out of You."

"I wish I was a seahorse. Because with a sea horse its the male that carries the baby and i would be far out to sea."

First divorce : Wife's sexuality . not my fault. Second divorce: Said another woman's name ..kind of my fault. Third divorce: No one should be allowed to get married when they are that drunk. Nevada's fault.

Rachel: How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow.
Ross: you know I don't have a problem with that.

of course PIVOT as well...

Someone at work gave me sex for dummies as a joke, who's laughing now?

I Grew up with Monica , if you didn't eat fast you didn't eat.

02-19-2005, 10:58 PM	#1
Ohio8 Senior Member Member Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 5,917	Ross quotes Here are some: "I believe the word you are looking for is (pause) 'Anyway,...'" "I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny." "We. Were. On. A. Break." "Well, we believe the fire originated here,..........in the aroma room." "When were you...under me?"

02-19-2005, 11:10 PM	#2
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02-23-2005, 12:09 AM	#5
slackermonkey Senior Member the big yellow joint Join Date: Oct 05, 2004 Location: Earth Posts: 1,707	Nothing beats "PIVOT!" I'm surprised no one mentioned it yet. __________________ ...Derek TV on DVD Checklist: 05/09 - Scrubs: The Complete Third Season 05/30 - Joey: The Complete First Season 06/13 - Cheers: The Complete Eighth Season 06/13 - Frasier: The Complete Eighth Season 06/20 - Justice League: Season 2 07/25 - Animaniacs: Volume 1 10/?? - Scrubs: The Complete Fourth Season 12/06 - Animaniacs: Volume 2

05-06-2005, 11:12 PM	#9
SpunkiiMonkii7078 Forum Regular Member Join Date: Oct 20, 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 782	I loved the episode titled 'The One With Unagi' in the 6th season. Ross just makes me laugh every time... "Unagi, is the state of total awareness..." "DANGER, DANGER!!!!" Jessica __________________ Please vote for S Club 7 on DVD 713 votes x Miami 7 x Unreleased rank: 221st 681 votes x L.A. 7 x Unreleased rank: 243rd 692 votes x Hollywood 7 x Unreleased rank: 232nd 221 votes x Viva S Club x Unreleased rank: 1148th Updated: January 7, 2013 myspace facebook twitter

05-07-2005, 05:36 AM	#10
shordie02 Frequent Poster shordie02 Join Date: Feb 06, 2005 Posts: 62	Ross: You know how at the end of the day, you throw your jacket over a chair? Joey: Yeah? Ross: Well at her place, instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time, and garbage is all that has survived. __________________ "They don't know that we know they know we know." --Phoebe (Season 5)

02-22-2005, 12:15 AM	#3
Ohio8 Senior Member Member Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 5,917	Also: "I just grabbed a spoon."

02-22-2005, 05:59 PM	#4
Ohio8 Senior Member Member Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 5,917	Here are two more: "No, there is no way he was a velociraptor. No Tony, look at the cranial ridge. If Dino was a velociraptor, he would have eaten the Flintstones. Yeah, yeah." And from the third season: "You know, 100 million people went to see a movie about what I do, I wonder how many people would go see a movie called...'Jurrasic Parka.'"

03-09-2005, 03:01 PM	#6
Ohio8 Senior Member Member Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 5,917	"A lot of people are thankful for those." "Talk about your...big lizards..."

03-21-2005, 07:33 PM	#7
Ohio8 Senior Member Member Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 5,917	(to Monica): "Cheater cheater compulsive eater."

05-06-2005, 11:37 AM	#8
Ohio8 Senior Member Member Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 5,917	Ross kept yelling "Pivot!" in the fifth season's "TOW the Cop". It's from the scene where Ross, Rachel and Joey are trying to move Ross's new couch up the stairs in the lobby of his new apartment building (he moved into Ugly Naked Guy's former apartment).

05-07-2005, 11:30 PM	#11
phoebe7165 Forum Veteran Pop Culture Goddess Join Date: Apr 15, 2003 Location: US of A - the country of "really bad music" lovers Posts: 11,543	I've always liked the line "Enough of geography for the insane" after Joey says that the Netherlands are where Peter Pan & Tinkerbell live. __________________ Rest in Peace to my Penny-pie. You really were a GREAT dog. I'll see you at the Rainbow Bridge. Penny 9/1/97-12/9/09 Rescued animals make the best pets. Opt to Adopt!!

05-08-2005, 04:11 PM	#12
rossnrach4ever Frequent Poster Member Join Date: Aug 18, 2004 Location: corner of bedford and grove Posts: 129	My God people this is ross soo many funny things... "What are you doing , get off my sister!' from TOW Everybody Finds Out Ask her how she is supposed to deliver a baby that is half human and half pure evil... TOW Rachel's Late and also "I'm Gettin that kid out of You." "I wish I was a seahorse. Because with a sea horse its the male that carries the baby and i would be far out to sea." First divorce : Wife's sexuality . not my fault. Second divorce: Said another woman's name ..kind of my fault. Third divorce: No one should be allowed to get married when they are that drunk. Nevada's fault. Rachel: How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow. Ross: you know I don't have a problem with that. of course PIVOT as well... Someone at work gave me sex for dummies as a joke, who's laughing now? I Grew up with Monica , if you didn't eat fast you didn't eat.

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