"Would You Rather..." Survey

[Sargent Stewie]

WOULD YOU RATHER...

...be trapped in an elevator with Barney or Forest Gump? Barney



...discover the cure for cancer or the cure for aids? cancer


...be wanted or needed? needed


...be funny or kind? funny

...be homeless or friendsless? friendless

...feel guilty or be guilty? be guilty

...have college paid for but not get a choice in where you go or go anywhere but pay for your entire college education? have college paid but not get a choice

...wear really tight pants or really loose pants? loose pants

...swim like a fish or fly like a bird? fly like a bird

...make a child cry or kick a puppy? make a child cry,

...write a best-seller or be a cover model for a national magazine? cover model

...walk on the moon or be President of the United States for a week? be prez

...go blind or deaf? deaf

..eat ice cream from a cone or cup? cup

...own a cabin in the mountains or a home on the beach? beach

...be known for your looks or you personality? personality

...talk to your best friend who lives 2,000 miles away from home for one hour or see this friend in person for five minutes? see friend in person

...drive a Ford or a Chevy? neither

...be hot or cold? hot

...eat pie or ice cream? ice cream

...be a movie star or a television star? movie star

...live in the city or in the country? city

...be healthy and homeless or have AIDS and live in luxury? aids in luxury


...eat Mexican food or Chinese food? chinese

...have a romantic date with someone you're attracted to or briefly meet your hero? um

...hang wallpaper or scrub floors? scrubbing floors can be fun if youre really hyper, so scrubbing floors knowing that I might be hyper on the day I have to scrub floors. ohhh

...drink Coke or Pepsi? pepsi

...go on a camping vacation or vacation at a resort? resort


...be the President of the United States or the world's richest person? worlds richest person

...die by fire or drowning? drown,

...rich or famous? famous

...be the worst player on the best team or the best player on the worst team?

[dawsongirl]

WOULD YOU RATHER...

...be trapped in an elevator with Barney or Forest Gump? lol...Forest



...discover the cure for cancer or the cure for aids? Cancer


...be wanted or needed? Wanted


...be funny or kind? Kind

...be homeless or friendsless? Friendless

...feel guilty or be guilty? Feel Guilty

...have college paid for but not get a choice in where you go or go anywhere but pay for your entire college education? Go Anywhere I Wanted

...wear really tight pants or really loose pants? Loose

...swim like a fish or fly like a bird? Fly

...make a child cry or kick a puppy? The kid

...write a best-seller or be a cover model for a national magazine? Best-Seller

...walk on the moon or be President of the United States for a week? Be President

...go blind or deaf? Deaf

..eat ice cream from a cone or cup? Cone

...own a cabin in the mountains or a home on the beach? Beach

...be known for your looks or you personality? Personality

...talk to your best friend who lives 2,000 miles away from home for one hour or see this friend in person for five minutes? Talk to them for 1 hour

...drive a Ford or a Chevy? CHEVY!

...be hot or cold? Cold

...eat pie or ice cream? pie

...be a movie star or a television star? TV Star

...live in the city or in the country? City

...be healthy and homeless or have AIDS and live in luxury? Aids in luxury


...eat Mexican food or Chinese food? Both

...have a romantic date with someone you're attracted to or briefly meet your hero? The Hero

...hang wallpaper or scrub floors? Floors

...drink Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi

...go on a camping vacation or vacation at a resort? Resort


...be the President of the United States or the world's richest person? Rich Girl

...die by fire or drowning? Ugh...fire, I guess

...rich or famous? rich

...be the worst player on the best team or the best player on the worst team? Best Player/Worst Team

[Belair]

Interesting.

WOULD YOU RATHER...

...be trapped in an elevator with Barney or Forest Gump? Barney



...discover the cure for cancer or the cure for aids? cancer


...be wanted or needed? needed


...be funny or kind? funny

...be homeless or friendsless? friendless

...feel guilty or be guilty? be guilty

...have college paid for but not get a choice in where you go or go anywhere but pay for your entire college education? have college paid but not get a choice

...wear really tight pants or really loose pants? loose pants

...swim like a fish or fly like a bird? fly like a bird

...make a child cry or kick a puppy? make a child cry

...write a best-seller or be a cover model for a national magazine? best seller

...walk on the moon or be President of the United States for a week? be president

...go blind or deaf? deaf

..eat ice cream from a cone or cup? cone

...own a cabin in the mountains or a home on the beach? beach

...be known for your looks or you personality? looks,sorry I am shallow.

...talk to your best friend who lives 2,000 miles away from home for one hour or see this friend in person for five minutes? see friend in person

...drive a Ford or a Chevy? neither

...be hot or cold? hot

...eat pie or ice cream? ice cream

...be a movie star or a television star? movie star

...live in the city or in the country? city

...be healthy and homeless or have AIDS and live in luxury? aids in luxury


...eat Mexican food or Chinese food? Mexican

...have a romantic date with someone you're attracted to or briefly meet your hero? meet my hero

...hang wallpaper or scrub floors? hang wallpaper

...drink Coke or Pepsi? Coke

...go on a camping vacation or vacation at a resort? resort


...be the President of the United States or the world's richest person? worlds richest person

...die by fire or drowning? drown

...rich or famous? Rich

...be the worst player on the best team or the best player on the worst team? best player on worst team.

[TheHappyBurgerMeister]

...be trapped in an elevator with Barney or Forest Gump? Gump



...discover the cure for cancer or the cure for aids? cancer


...be wanted or needed? needed


...be funny or kind? kind

...be homeless or friendsless? homeless

...feel guilty or be guilty? be guilty

...have college paid for but not get a choice in where you go or go anywhere but pay for your entire college education? the 2nd one

...wear really tight pants or really loose pants? loose pants

...swim like a fish or fly like a bird? fly like a bird

...make a child cry or kick a puppy? make a child cry

...write a best-seller or be a cover model for a national magazine? cover model

...walk on the moon or be President of the United States for a week? walk on the moon

...go blind or deaf? blind

..eat ice cream from a cone or cup? cup

...own a cabin in the mountains or a home on the beach? beach

...be known for your looks or you personality? personality

...talk to your best friend who lives 2,000 miles away from home for one hour or see this friend in person for five minutes? talk to best friend

...drive a Ford or a Chevy? Ford

...be hot or cold? cold (you can wear as many layers as you want!)

...eat pie or ice cream? ice cream

...be a movie star or a television star? movie star

...live in the city or in the country? city

...be healthy and homeless or have AIDS and live in luxury? healthy and homeless


...eat Mexican food or Chinese food? chinese

...have a romantic date with someone you're attracted to or briefly meet your hero? meet my heor

...hang wallpaper or scrub floors? hang wallpaper

...drink Coke or Pepsi? neither

...go on a camping vacation or vacation at a resort? resort


...be the President of the United States or the world's richest person? worlds richest person

...die by fire or drowning? fire

...rich or famous? rich

...be the worst player on the best team or the best player on the worst team? wort player on best team

[The Modfather]

WOULD YOU RATHER...

...be trapped in an elevator with Barney or Forest Gump? Forest Gump



...discover the cure for cancer or the cure for aids? Cancer


...be wanted or needed? Needed


...be funny or kind? Kind

...be homeless or friendsless? Friendless

...feel guilty or be guilty? Be guilty

...have college paid for but not get a choice in where you go or go anywhere but pay for your entire college education? Have college paid for but not get a choice in where you go

...wear really tight pants or really loose pants? Neither

...swim like a fish or fly like a bird? Fly like a bird

...make a child cry or kick a puppy? Make a child cry

...write a best-seller or be a cover model for a national magazine? Writer of a Best- seller

...walk on the moon or be President of the United States for a week? Walk on the moon

...go blind or deaf? Deaf

..eat ice cream from a cone or cup? Cup

...own a cabin in the mountains or a home on the beach? Cabin in the mountain

...be known for your looks or you personality? Personality

...talk to your best friend who lives 2,000 miles away from home for one hour or see this friend in person for five minutes? See friend in person for five minutes

...drive a Ford or a Chevy? Ford

...be hot or cold? Hot

...eat pie or ice cream? Ice Cream

...be a movie star or a television star? Movie star

...live in the city or in the country? Country

...be healthy and homeless or have AIDS and live in luxury? Healthy and homeless


...eat Mexican food or Chinese food? Chinese

...have a romantic date with someone you're attracted to or briefly meet your hero? Briefly meet my hero

...hang wallpaper or scrub floors? Scrub floors

...drink Coke or Pepsi? Coke

...go on a camping vacation or vacation at a resort? Resort


...be the President of the United States or the world's richest person? President of the united States

...die by fire or drowning? Fire

...rich or famous? Rich

...be the worst player on the best team or the best player on the worst team?- Worst player on the best team

[ur2sexy4me27]

WOULD YOU RATHER...

...be trapped in an elevator with Barney or Forest Gump? Whoa, thats a tough one. Forest I guess.


...discover the cure for cancer or the cure for aids? cancer


...be wanted or needed? wanted. you mean like in a criminal way?


...be funny or kind? funny

...be homeless or friendsless? friendless.

...feel guilty or be guilty? be guilty

...have college paid for but not get a choice in where you go or go anywhere but pay for your entire college education? have college paid but not get a choice.

...wear really tight pants or really loose pants? loose pants

...swim like a fish or fly like a bird? fly like a bird

...make a child cry or kick a puppy? kick a puppy. Oh, I'm so mean.

...write a best-seller or be a cover model for a national magazine? cover model

...walk on the moon or be President of the United States for a week? walk on the moon

...go blind or deaf? deaf

..eat ice cream from a cone or cup? cup

...own a cabin in the mountains or a home on the beach? cabin

...be known for your looks or you personality? personality

...talk to your best friend who lives 2,000 miles away from home for one hour or see this friend in person for five minutes? see friend in person

...drive a Ford or a Chevy? Ford

...be hot or cold? cold

...eat pie or ice cream? ice cream

...be a movie star or a television star? movie star

...live in the city or in the country? city

...be healthy and homeless or have AIDS and live in luxury? aids in luxury


...eat Mexican food or Chinese food? chinese

...have a romantic date with someone you're attracted to or briefly meet your hero? date I guess

...hang wallpaper or scrub floors? wallpaper doesn't like me. I look like that episode of "I love Lucy" when I try to hang it up. So scrubbing floors.

...drink Coke or Pepsi? pepsi

...go on a camping vacation or vacation at a resort? resort


...be the President of the United States or the world's richest person? worlds richest person

...die by fire or drowning? fire,

...rich or famous? rich

...be the worst player on the best team or the best player on the worst team? Best player on the worst team

[*MIBabe03*]

be trapped in an elevator with Barney or Forest Gump? Forest



...discover the cure for cancer or the cure for aids? cancer


...be wanted or needed? wanted


...be funny or kind? funny

...be homeless or friendsless? friendless

...feel guilty or be guilty? feel guilty

...have college paid for but not get a choice in where you go or go anywhere but pay for your entire college education? have college paid but not get a choice

...wear really tight pants or really loose pants? loose pants

...swim like a fish or fly like a bird? fly like a bird

...make a child cry or kick a puppy? make a child cry, although it depends. If the puppy is trying to attack me, I might kick it.

...write a best-seller or be a cover model for a national magazine? Write a best-seller
...walk on the moon or be President of the United States for a week? walk on the moon

...go blind or deaf? deaf

..eat ice cream from a cone or cup? cone

...own a cabin in the mountains or a home on the beach? beach

...be known for your looks or you personality? personality

...talk to your best friend who lives 2,000 miles away from home for one hour or see this friend in person for five minutes? see friend in person

...drive a Ford or a Chevy? Ford

...be hot or cold? cold

...eat pie or ice cream? pie

...be a movie star or a television star? TV star

...live in the city or in the country? city

...be healthy and homeless or have AIDS and live in luxury? healthy and homeless


...eat Mexican food or Chinese food? chinese

...have a romantic date with someone you're attracted to or briefly meet your hero? romantic date

...hang wallpaper or scrub floors? hang wallpaper
...drink Coke or Pepsi? neither

...go on a camping vacation or vacation at a resort? resort


...be the President of the United States or the world's richest person? worlds richest person

...die by fire or drowning? fire

...rich or famous? rich

...be the worst player on the best team or the best player on the worst team? best player on the worst team.

[MsOrange]

WOULD YOU RATHER...

...be trapped in an elevator with Barney or Forest Gump? Forest Gump



...discover the cure for cancer or the cure for aids? aids


...be wanted or needed? needed


...be funny or kind? kind

...be homeless or friendsless? homeless

...feel guilty or be guilty? be guilty

...have college paid for but not get a choice in where you go or go anywhere but pay for your entire college education? pay for the right too choose

...wear really tight pants or really loose pants? loose pants

...swim like a fish or fly like a bird? fly like a bird

...make a child cry or kick a puppy? kick a puppy... hard (i hate dogs)

...write a best-seller or be a cover model for a national magazine? cover model

...walk on the moon or be President of the United States for a week? walk on the moon.. I don't want the President's job

...go blind or deaf? deaf

..eat ice cream from a cone or cup? cup

...own a cabin in the mountains or a home on the beach? beach

...be known for your looks or you personality? personality

...talk to your best friend who lives 2,000 miles away from home for one hour or see this friend in person for five minutes? see friend in person

...drive a Ford or a Chevy? Don't care enough.. I guess Ford?

...be hot or cold? cold

...eat pie or ice cream? ice cream

...be a movie star or a television star? movie star

...live in the city or in the country? country

...be healthy and homeless or have AIDS and live in luxury? healthy and homeless


...eat Mexican food or Chinese food? Mexican

...have a romantic date with someone you're attracted to or briefly meet your hero? romantic date

...hang wallpaper or scrub floors? wallpaper

...drink Coke or Pepsi? coke

...go on a camping vacation or vacation at a resort? resort


...be the President of the United States or the world's richest person? worlds richest person

...die by fire or drowning? drown,

...rich or famous? Rich

...be the worst player on the best team or the best player on the worst team? Bestplayer/worst team (i can always be traded!)

[80s_Fan]

[quote=Sargent Stewie]WOULD YOU RATHER...

...be trapped in an elevator with Barney or Forest Gump? "Forrest Gump"



...discover the cure for cancer or the cure for aids? "Aids"


...be wanted or needed? "Wanted"


...be funny or kind? "Funny"

...be homeless or friendsless? "Friendless"

...feel guilty or be guilty? "Feel Guilty"

...have college paid for but not get a choice in where you go or go anywhere but pay for your entire college education? have college paid but not get a choice? "have college paid but not get a choice"

...wear really tight pants or really loose pants? "wear really tight pants"

...swim like a fish or fly like a bird? "fly like a bird"

...make a child cry or kick a puppy? "make a child cry"

...write a best-seller or be a cover model for a national magazine? "best-seller"

...walk on the moon or be President of the United States for a week?
"be president of the united states for a week"

...go blind or deaf? "go deaf"

..eat ice cream from a cone or cup? "eat ice cream from a cone"

...own a cabin in the mountains or a home on the beach? "home on the beach"

...be known for your looks or you personality? "personality"

...talk to your best friend who lives 2,000 miles away from home for one hour or see this friend in person for five minutes? "see this friend in person"

...drive a Ford or a Chevy? "neither"

...be hot or cold? "neither"

...eat pie or ice cream? "eat pie with ice cream"

...be a movie star or a television star? "movie star"

...live in the city or in the country? "city"

...be healthy and homeless or have AIDS and live in luxury? "healthy and homeless"


...eat Mexican food or Chinese food? "both"

...have a romantic date with someone you're attracted to or briefly meet your hero? "both"

...hang wallpaper or scrub floors? scrubbing floors can be fun if youre really hyper, so scrubbing floors knowing that I might be hyper on the day I have to scrub floors. "neither"

...drink Coke or Pepsi? "pepsi"

...go on a camping vacation or vacation at a resort? "resort"


...be the President of the United States or the world's richest person?
"be president of the united states"

...die by fire or drowning? "neither"

...rich or famous? "both"

...be the worst player on the best team or the best player on the worst team? "neither"

[Stormtracker TF]

WOULD YOU RATHER...

...be trapped in an elevator with Barney or Forest Gump? Forest Gump.



...discover the cure for cancer or the cure for aids? Cancer.


...be wanted or needed? Wanted.


...be funny or kind? Funny.

...be homeless or friendsless? Friendless.

...feel guilty or be guilty? Be Guilty.

...have college paid for but not get a choice in where you go or go anywhere but pay for your entire college education? Pay and have a choice.

...wear really tight pants or really loose pants? Loose.

...swim like a fish or fly like a bird? Fly.

...make a child cry or kick a puppy? Making a child cry wouldnt require pain.

...write a best-seller or be a cover model for a national magazine? Write a best-seller.

...walk on the moon or be President of the United States for a week? Walk on the moon.

...go blind or deaf? Deaf.

..eat ice cream from a cone or cup? Cone

...own a cabin in the mountains or a home on the beach? Beach.

...be known for your looks or you personality? Personality.

...talk to your best friend who lives 2,000 miles away from home for one hour or see this friend in person for five minutes? See them in person.

...drive a Ford or a Chevy? Ford.

...be hot or cold? Hot.

...eat pie or ice cream? Pie.

...be a movie star or a television star? Television star.

...live in the city or in the country? Either.

...be healthy and homeless or have AIDS and live in luxury? Healthy and Homeless - luxury means nothing if I know I'm going to die.


...eat Mexican food or Chinese food? Mexican.

...have a romantic date with someone you're attracted to or briefly meet your hero? Date with someone I like.

...hang wallpaper or scrub floors? Scrub floors, unless its the bathroom or something.

...drink Coke or Pepsi? Coke.

...go on a camping vacation or vacation at a resort? Camping.


...be the President of the United States or the world's richest person? President of the United States.

...die by fire or drowning? Drowning, less painful.

...rich or famous? Famous.

...be the worst player on the best team or the best player on the worst team? Doesnt matter to me.

[Hollow]

...be trapped in an elevator with Barney or Forest Gump? i dont know who forest gump is sooo i dont know

...discover the cure for cancer or the cure for aids? cancer, without a doubt

...be wanted or needed? needed

...be funny or kind? funny

...be homeless or friendsless? friendless

...feel guilty or be guilty? feel guilty

...have college paid for but not get a choice in where you go or go anywhere but pay for your entire college education? go anywhere and pay, but **** college

...wear really tight pants or really loose pants? loose pants, i hate tight clothes

...swim like a fish or fly like a bird? uhh fly like a bird

...make a child cry or kick a puppy? kick a puppy, but either would make me feel so guilty

...write a best-seller or be a cover model for a national magazine? cover model

...walk on the moon or be President of the United States for a week? walk on the moon

...go blind or deaf? blind

..eat ice cream from a cone or cup? cone

...own a cabin in the mountains or a home on the beach? beach. i hate the mountains and wildlife with the passion of a thousand burning suns.

...be known for your looks or you personality? personality

...talk to your best friend who lives 2,000 miles away from home for one hour or see this friend in person for five minutes? talk from 2000 miles away

...drive a Ford or a Chevy? **** that question, i'm not into cars

...be hot or cold? hot

...eat pie or ice cream? ice cream

...be a movie star or a television star? movie star

...live in the city or in the country? city, it PWNS and the country blows ass

...be healthy and homeless or have AIDS and live in luxury? thats a hard question but healthy and homeless, it'd be quite an experience

...eat Mexican food or Chinese food? mexican

...have a romantic date with someone you're attracted to or briefly meet your hero? date

...hang wallpaper or scrub floors? wallpaper

...drink Coke or Pepsi? pepsi

...go on a camping vacation or vacation at a resort? resort, goddamn i hate mountains and camping and ****

...be the President of the United States or the world's richest person? president, even though i wouldnt want to be either

...die by fire or drowning? fire

...rich or famous? famous

...be the worst player on the best team or the best player on the worst team? best on worst team

[Michael [hXc]]

...be trapped in an elevator with Barney or Forest Gump? forest gump



...discover the cure for cancer or the cure for aids? cancer


...be wanted or needed? needed


...be funny or kind? funny

...be homeless or friendsless? homeless because if they were true friends they'd invite me to live with them

...feel guilty or be guilty? be guilty

...have college paid for but not get a choice in where you go or go anywhere but pay for your entire college education? have it paid but not get a choice

...wear really tight pants or really loose pants? loose pants

...swim like a fish or fly like a bird? fly like a bird

...make a child cry or kick a puppy? make a child cry (but depends on who the child is)

...write a best-seller or be a cover model for a national magazine? cover model

...walk on the moon or be President of the United States for a week? walk on the moon

...go blind or deaf? deaf

..eat ice cream from a cone or cup? cup

...own a cabin in the mountains or a home on the beach? beach

...be known for your looks or you personality? personality

...talk to your best friend who lives 2,000 miles away from home for one hour or see this friend in person for five minutes? see friend in person

...drive a Ford or a Chevy? don't care

...be hot or cold? hot

...eat pie or ice cream? ice cream

...be a movie star or a television star? television star

...live in the city or in the country? city

...be healthy and homeless or have AIDS and live in luxury? aids and live in luxury


...eat Mexican food or Chinese food? chinese

...have a romantic date with someone you're attracted to or briefly meet your hero? briefly meet my hero

...hang wallpaper or scrub floors? neither

...drink Coke or Pepsi? pepsi

...go on a camping vacation or vacation at a resort? resort


...be the President of the United States or the world's richest person? world's richest person

...die by fire or drowning? fire

...rich or famous? famous

...be the worst player on the best team or the best player on the worst team? best player on the worst team. you'll look like a better player when your other teammates suck.

[Janet McFarland]

WOULD YOU RATHER...

...be trapped in an elevator with Barney or Forest Gump? Forest

...discover the cure for cancer or the cure for aids? Cancer

...be wanted or needed? Needed

...be funny or kind? Funny

...be homeless or friendsless? Homeless

...feel guilty or be guilty? Be guilty

...have college paid for but not get a choice in where you go or go anywhere but pay for your entire college education? College paid for with no choice

...wear really tight pants or really loose pants? Loose pants

...swim like a fish or fly like a bird? Swim like a fish

...make a child cry or kick a puppy? Make a child cry

...write a best-seller or be a cover model for a national magazine? A best-seller

...walk on the moon or be President of the United States for a week? Walk on the moon

...go blind or deaf? Deaf

..eat ice cream from a cone or cup? Cup

...own a cabin in the mountains or a home on the beach? Home on the beach

...be known for your looks or you personality? Personality

...talk to your best friend who lives 2,000 miles away from home for one hour or see this friend in person for five minutes? Best friend for one hour

...drive a Ford or a Chevy? Ford

...be hot or cold? Cold

...eat pie or ice cream? Ice cream

...be a movie star or a television star? Movie star

...live in the city or in the country? City

...be healthy and homeless or have AIDS and live in luxury? AIDS in luxury

...eat Mexican food or Chinese food? Mexican

...have a romantic date with someone you're attracted to or briefly meet your hero? Briefly meet my hero

...hang wallpaper or scrub floors? Scrub floors

...drink Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi

...go on a camping vacation or vacation at a resort? Resort

...be the President of the United States or the world's richest person? World's richest person

...die by fire or drowning? Fire

...rich or famous? Famous

...be the worst player on the best team or the best player on the worst team? Best player on the worst team

[EmoJoe]

WOULD YOU RATHER...

...be trapped in an elevator with Barney or Forest Gump? Forest Gump I guess



...discover the cure for cancer or the cure for aids? Cancer


...be wanted or needed? Needed


...be funny or kind? Both

...be homeless or friendsless? Friendless

...feel guilty or be guilty? Be Guilty

...have college paid for but not get a choice in where you go or go anywhere but pay for your entire college education? First one

...wear really tight pants or really loose pants? Loose

...swim like a fish or fly like a bird? Fly like a bird

...make a child cry or kick a puppy? Neither

...write a best-seller or be a cover model for a national magazine? Best-seller i guess

...walk on the moon or be President of the United States for a week? President

...go blind or deaf? Deaf

..eat ice cream from a cone or cup? Cone

...own a cabin in the mountains or a home on the beach? Beach

...be known for your looks or you personality? Personalitly

...talk to your best friend who lives 2,000 miles away from home for one hour or see this friend in person for five minutes? See friend in person

...drive a Ford or a Chevy? I dont know

...be hot or cold? Hot

...eat pie or ice cream? Ice Cream

...be a movie star or a television star? TV Star cause TV rules

...live in the city or in the country? City

...be healthy and homeless or have AIDS and live in luxury? Neither...


...eat Mexican food or Chinese food? Mexican

...have a romantic date with someone you're attracted to or briefly meet your hero? I dont know

...hang wallpaper or scrub floors? Scrubbing Floors
...drink Coke or Pepsi? pepsi

...go on a camping vacation or vacation at a resort? Resort


...be the President of the United States or the world's richest person? Worlds richest person

...die by fire or drowning? Drown

...rich or famous? Famous

...be the worst player on the best team or the best player on the worst team? Best player on the worst team

[robyrob]

WOULD YOU RATHER...

...be trapped in an elevator with Barney or Forest Gump? Barney Fife
...discover the cure for cancer or the cure for aids? cancer
...be wanted or needed? what's the diff?
...be funny or kind? funny
...be homeless or friendsless? friendless
...feel guilty or be guilty? be guilty
...have college paid for but not get a choice in where you go or go anywhere but pay for your entire college education? get paid
...wear really tight pants or really loose pants? loose pants
...swim like a fish or fly like a bird? fly like a fish
...make a child cry or kick a puppy? make a kick a puppy
...write a best-seller or be a cover model for a national magazine? best-seller
...walk on the moon or be President of the United States for a week? moonwalk
...go blind or deaf? deaf
..eat ice cream from a cone or cup? cone
...own a cabin in the mountains or a home on the beach? beach
...be known for your looks or you personality? personality
...talk to your best friend who lives 2,000 miles away from home for one hour or see this friend in person for five minutes? see friend in person
...drive a Ford or a Chevy? neither
...be hot or cold? hot
...eat pie or ice cream? ice cream
...be a movie star or a television star? neither
...live in the city or in the country? country
...be healthy and homeless or have AIDS and live in luxury? healthy
...eat Mexican food or Chinese food? chinese
...have a romantic date with someone you're attracted to or briefly meet your hero? romance
...hang wallpaper or scrub floors? i'd wallpaper the floors
...drink Coke or Pepsi? Shasta
...go on a camping vacation or vacation at a resort? camp and send the bears to the resort
...be the President of the United States or the world's richest person? worlds richest person
...die by fire or drowning? self-immolation
...rich or famous? i just wanna really good sandwich
...be the worst player on the best team or the best player on the worst team? whats the score?