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Old 01-07-2005, 04:02 PM   #121
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Rosie: Well look who's here all cozy with her nerd pals...Laverne.
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Old 01-07-2005, 04:07 PM   #122
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Laverne slowly takes her lips from Lenny's and places her hands on her hips, Lenny starts to walk away with his head down because he knows that Laverne will now make up an excuse on just HOW that kiss came about.

Laverne: Look Rosie...(Takes a few steps towards her)Apologize to these two before my fist gets all cozy up your nose! (Balls her fist up in front of Rosie's face).
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Rosie: Hey! All Big Rosie wanted to do was congratulate you. It's about time you and twiddle dee got together.
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Old 01-08-2005, 02:24 PM   #124
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Laverne: (Sighs) Well you know, ya should really try being nice; maybe then we'll finally get along. (Looks around for Lenny) Where'd he go?
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Rosie: Ha! (looks around) What happened to your appendage?
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Laverne: (Peeks in to the Men's room) Len? (Walks over to Squiggy, he's still watching the DDR game) Squig, do you know where Lenny went?
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Rosie: I wasn't talking about him, I was talking about your siamese twin Shirley.
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Laverne: (Smiles towards Rosie annoyingly, walking quickly to the bowling room) Shirl?
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There's a laugh coming from outside.

Shirley: You always knew how to make me laugh.

Enters the Pizza Bowl.
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Laverne: (In a whiny voice) Shirl...
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Shirley: Oh Laverne! I've got good news. Carmine and me are back together.

Carmine shows up and puts his arm around Shirley.

Carmine: That's right. She's my Angelface again.

Shirley: Isn't this wonderful, Laverne?

Carmine: Are you and Lenny together yet?

Shirley: (hits him) Carmine, I told you not to say anything.

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Laverne: (Shakes head) Nah...I don't think that Lenny wants to...But that's okay, hey you're back together! That's great. (Hugs Shirley).

Outside, in front of the Pizza bowl, Lenny is sitting on a near by bench; he finds a Dandelion growing with some weeds on the side of the street ~ he picks it up.

Lenny: (Starts to pull apart the Dandelion) She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...(Realizes that he's come to the end of the Dandelion, he throws the rest) Oh i'm a failure! (Runs hands across balding head) It must be the hair!
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Rosie: Hey, Shirley. Lookin' good. I like your hair. (looks at Laverne) Maybe Laverne could learn to fix her hair with the light on.
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Laverne: (Her head slowly turns towards Rosie and then back towards Shirley, she begins to make a Boo-Boo face) I've had enough! (Walks towards the Exit of the Pizza bowl while giving Rosie an evil face, she runs in to the wall, pretends that nothing happened, and continues out the front door).

Lenny was just about to Enter the Pizza bowl, when Laverne comes storming out, she runs in to him.

Lenny: Hey Laverne, the Wolf man chasin' ya? (Laughs).

Laverne: No Lenny...But I guess you could call "Rosie" a Wolf man. (Crosses arms acorss chest).

Lenny: Yeah, Rosie seems to be like a regular Godzilla.

Laverne: You can say that again, Len.

Lenny: (Sees that Laverne is emotionally distraught) Hey, is there anything I could do?

Laverne: (Looks up at Lenny with a blush and smile) Nah Len, I don't think that...Wait...I have a good idea!
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Shirley enters.

Shirley: Laverne, I'm going back to the hotel and get some rest. Tomorrow night is the reunion, so don't stay up too late.
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