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Old 12-21-2004, 09:52 PM   #106
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Laverne: (Breathes in and out, slowly) Oh...Oh...I think i'm coming along with a case of the monkey nerves Shirl...EEEEEEEEEE...!
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Old 12-22-2004, 06:05 PM   #107
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Lenny: *to himself* You're such a jerk, She obviously likes you, Go back and talk to her or i'll kick your can!

Policeman: Are you okay son?

Lenny: Um...Yeah...No...Girl Trouble.

Policeman: I hear ya mac, got some of that myself.

Lenny: I need to go fix things. Have a good night.

*runs back to Pizza Bowl only to see that Laverne is gone*
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Laverne: (Walking around the bowling ailey of the Pizza bowl) I'm just making a fool of myself, Lenny and I...? (Looks up at the ceiling) It would just never work, i'm probably just like I told Shirl ~ in shock of his ...transformation.
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Shirley sees that Lenny has returned and grabs him before he can get away.

Shirley: Laverne! Get back in here!
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Laverne: (Gulps) Oh dear...
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Shirley: Come on, Laverne.
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Laverne: (Fixes top) I'm comin', I'm comin'...(Takes deep breath).
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Carmine enters the Pizza Bowl singing.


Shirley: (bugged out eyes) Carmine!

Carmine: Hey, Angelface, long time no see.

Shirley: Carmine, you look, I mean, you haven't...

Carmine: You're beautiful, Shirley.

Shirley smiles, forgetting that Laverne is about to talk to Lenny.
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Laverne: (Shifting her eyes from Shirley and Carmine to Lenny, she isn't sure what she should do since she hasn't actually "talked" with Lenny in years) Lenny...?
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Shirley: Carmine, you have a spot on your shirt.

Carmine: I do?

Shirley: Come on, let's go outside where there's more light.

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Laverne: (Speaking up because Lenny didn't hear her the first time) Lenny...? (Thinks to self) "Please don't let him ignore me on purpose."
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Lenny: *slowly turns around* Hey Laverne, Wow you really look beautiful.
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Laverne: (Blushing and shuffling her feet with a big smile) Nah...But you? I was taken by surprise.

Lenny: (Clears throat) No Laverne, you do. (Takes a step closer to her).

Laverne: (Blushes) Thanks Lenny...(Looks down) If you want the truth, I didn't even know you were you...(Chuckles) I mean, with the transformation 'n all.

Lenny: (Takes her hands as he smiles) That was the plan, I guess you could say.

Laverne: The plan to change your whole image?

Lenny: Yeah, it was Squiggy's idea; right Squig?
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Squiggy: Yeah, whatever.

Squiggy gets distracted by THE PIZZA BOWLS latest technological video game...."Dance Dance Revolution EXTREME"

Squiggy: (cont'd) Look at all them arrows.
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Laverne: (Turns around to raise an eyebrow at Squiggy and then focuses attention back on Lenny) Look Len, uh...

Lenny: I know, I know; you don't like it when I say those things about you being beautiful...(Looks down as he shifts his feet).

Laverne: (Clearing throat and taking Lenny's hand, she walks him towards the restrooms) I need to talk to you.

Lenny: Men's room or Ladies?

Laverne: (Shakes head) No Len.

Lenny: (Leans in towards her) Did you know that the Men's room needs clean towels?

Laverne: (Beginning to feel as if she should give up on him because he doesn't seem to be serious) Lenny, will you just forget about the bathroom!

Lenny: It's very unsanitary to have unclean towels ~

Laverne: (Interrupting Lenny) Just forget it, I was stupid to think that I could have a serious conversation with you.

Lenny: (Grabbing her hand before she could walk away) Hey, you want to be serious with me? Since when? (He chuckled and bit his palm).

Laverne: (Slapping him on the arm) Will you stop that?!

Lenny: Sorry, what did you want to tell me? (Looks in to her eyes).

Laverne doesn't say a word, just kisses his mouth.
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