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Old 12-16-2004, 10:11 AM   #61
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Lenny walks out of the store dressed to a tee with three bags full of nice clothesand heads towards Freakin Magicians, a hair salon, across the street.

Lenny: Hi, i'm looking for Vanessa?
Lilly: Oh yeah, you're the emergency. Just have a seat and she'll be right with you.

Lenny sits down and flips through a magazine. An hour later, Lilly comes back.

Lilly: I'm sorry sir, but Vanessa suddenly came down with the New Jersey Flu. But, i'll take you.

Lenny: Oh that's a shame, kind of odd since it's not flu season yet.

Lenny follows Lilly towards the back of the salon where she goes 3 washes, four fumigations, 2 flea dips and delicings and finally the conditioning and the styling. When he was done, he couldn't believe it, he looked like a different person and he liked it.

Lenny: Thanks for everything Lilly.

He pays and tips her before walking out the door as a new man.

He walked past the girls, but they didn't recognize him.
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Laverne: (Grabbing on to Shirley's arm) Did you see that?! Mmmm...I'm gonna get me one of those. (Walks up behind Lenny and Squiggy, still not able to recognize them).
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Lenny: Psst, Andrew, we're being followed. Let's get out of here.

The boys step up their pace until they get to their apartment.

Laverne follows them, much against Shirley's protest.
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Laverne: (Kicks a near by rock) Shoot! (Reaches in purse for mirror) I don't look *that* bad, do I Shirl?
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Shirley: Oh course not, Laverne.

Big Rosie Greenbaum enters.

(I'll take her over, cuz I love playing her, haha)


Rosie: Hey, girls. I didn't think you'd have the nerve to show up since your little stunt the last time. (to Laverne) I see your taste in clothes hasn't changed much and your hips have spread like an eagle.
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Laverne: (Tries to control her anger and looks towards Shirl) Hold me back, I swear!
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Shirley: Laverne, don't let her get to you.

Rosie: Hey, Shirl, I heard you married a mummy. Was the wolfman not available?

Shirley: Ok, Laverne, get her!
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Laverne: (Walks up to Rosie) Look, you got a lot of nerve coming around here and pickin' on us! (Is face to face with Rosie).
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Rosie: Well, you've got a lot of nerve leaving the house when it's not even Halloween.
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Lenny: Hey Squig, let's get the apartment cleaned our speech coach is coming over. I want us to drop the snooty fake accent and learn how to talk like normal guys.
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Laverne: (Keeping herself from jumping Rosie, acts as if Shirl is holding back her arms) Hold me back Shirl, hold me back!
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Back at Lenny and Squiggy's place, the speech coach just left. Lenny did quite well. As for Squiggy, there's no hope. So he's just talking the he usually does.

Lenny: Well since you're stuck being yourself. I might as well join you. We'll keep wearing the new stuff though. Squig!? Where are you!? If you can hear me, meet me at the Pizza Bowl!

Lenny walks out the door.
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*Squiggy, upset by the disappointing results of the voice coaching, decides to "cheat" by hiring a voice actor to speak for him through a well-placed cellphone, hidden under his Life-Like new "the Donald" toupee*

Squiggy: There is NO way this plan can fail !

Rodney, the voice actor (through Trump-Toupee): You have GOT to be kidding, but I'll play along - as long as I get paid UP FRONT.
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Shirley: Laverne, just ignore her.

Rosie: Yeah, treat others as you'd want them to treat yourself, DeFaziO.
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Laverne: (Clenching her hands at her sides to keep from cleanching them around Rosie's neck) And what exactly do you think YOU'RE doing GreenBauM? (Pokes her in the chest).
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