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Old 12-12-2004, 10:13 PM   #46
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Squiggy: Nope, it wasn't me - was it you Lenny?
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Lenny: No, I hate loud noises, why would I make them?
Let's go buy our normal guy clothes.
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Squiggy: (to non-existent noises) You hear that - we are coming out now so there'd better not be any funny's businesses.

*climbs out of dumbwaiter*

(to Lenny) Well, alright - lead the way, oh fellow former greaseball!
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Old 12-13-2004, 01:35 AM   #49
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Laverne: Seriously Shirl, (Looking around nervous) I don't know WHAT that was but I sure don't wanna know!
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Lenny:...and remember, nobody can see us until after we've changed. I'll start calling you Andy.

They throw on some trenchcoats and fedoras and sneak down past the Pizza Bowl trying not to be seen, however are spotted by Laverne and Shirley.
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Laverne and Shirley walk out of the Pizza bowl, Laverne spots Lenny and Squiggy first.

Laverne: Alright (Rubs eyes) Either I need to wear glasses all the time or this is a dream...
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Squiggy (to Lenny): Please, Call me Andrew, my dear Lennothy.
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Lenny: Okay and I wanna be called Leo. Quick, duck into this alley, I think Laverne saw us.
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Lenny (to Squiggy): Hey *feigns snooty accent* "Andrew" , whatcha doing in them cans? we're just hiding in this alley, aren't we?

Squiggy: *also assumes fake, snooty accent* Well, Leo, my good man, I am currently going through these garbage cans looking for stuff we can sell on eBay to get us some quick cash for our new wardrobes - those dummies will buy ANYTHING on there!

Lenny: yeah - last week I sold my mother's false teeth to some dope on there *laughs*

Squiggy: *gives Lenny evil look* It just so happens they matched a pair I already OWNED! *goes back to digging through garbage*
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Lenny: How was I supposed to know...Shhhh jump in that can, I hear the girls heading this way.

The boys hide and Lenny makes yowling cat noises.
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Laverne: Alright Shirl, I don't wanna be jumped by those two... (Looks around and then hides behind Shirley).
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The boys are quiet and the girls run off in opposite directions.
When the coast is clear. Lenny heads off to make his transformation and Squiggy heads home to sell garbage on Ebay.

Lenny: *walking into shop* Scuse me sir, could you help...
Clerk: Yeah, be right with you.

Lenny begins to look around and the man walks over to him.

Clerk: What can I help you with today?
Lenny: I wanna become a regular person, or at least dress like one.
Clerk: Well, I think...no, I hope can help you. Let me ask you something, how much are you willing to spend.
Lenny: About this much *pulls out a wad of cash*
Clerk: We have some very nice things over here.

Lenny follows the man over to a clothes rack.
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Laverne: Alright Shirl, I don't wanna be jumped by those two... (Looks around and then hides behind Shirley).



Shirley: Laverne, why are you hiding behind me?
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Laverne: Uh...I'm not. (Walks to Shirley's side, the side that isn't close to Lenny and Squiggy).
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*having sold his garbage on Ebay, Squiggy goes into "Fine Young Lad" - a designer clothing store for the affluent preteen male*

Squiggy: *walking into shop* Oh boy, is this gonna be your lucky day

Clerk: *sneers* NO, if you are looking for the body-lice research clinic, its AT LEAST another two blocks down.

Squiggy: Oh, they wont let me back in there - they said I tainted the strain....but thats not why I am here *pulls out fat wad of money*
Squiggy: *assumes poorly reproduced snooty accent of the clerk* I recently came into some money by execising my business a-KOO-men, and I want to get a makeover befitting my new stature, standing in high society.

Clerk: Well. You DO realize that you will need a bath.

Squiggy: I figured that I could just get a quick hosedown.

Clerk: Well, I think...no, we'll need to give you a full imersion, and a flea dip. There's a dog groomer across the alley, perhaps he can help.

*the theme song for "That Girl" plays as the clerk takes Squiggy through a bubble bath/fleadip countless clothing changes, countless wigs and hairstyles*

Squiggy: *looking at himself in the mirror - dressed to the nines in a shimmering dark-green suit with alligator shoes and suave fedora* now THAT's a make-o-VAH!

Clerk: repeat after me: The Rain in Spain falls Mainly on the Plain.

Squiggy: The Raing in Spaing...

Clerk: *takes money* close enough, now get out. and dont ever come back. *pushes out door*
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