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Old 12-09-2004, 08:29 AM   #31
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Lenny: No, for years i've been going along with your stupid ideas. Now you're going with one of mine. I say we wash the grease out of our hair and wear nice clothes, wear really nice clothes and act differently. They'll never recognize us, Let's go!
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Laverne: Well just avoid 'em as much as ya can, that's what i'm gonna do. (Looks in mirror) Awww, i'm fat! (Turns to her side and looks in mirror) Awww, i'm fat! I'm fat. Shirl, am I fat?


Shirley: I told you that if you ate all those Scooter Pies, they'd catch up with you.
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Laverne: (Pouting) Awww... Awww... (Looking at her sides in the mirror) How come I had to be the fat one? (Crosses arms across chest).
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Laverne: (Pouting) Awww... Awww... (Looking at her sides in the mirror) How come I had to be the fat one? (Crosses arms across chest).



Shirley: I don't understand something. How can you be fat and still have those long bird legs?
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Laverne: (Raises eyebrow) Long bird legs? You calling me "bird legs?"
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Shirley: Laverne, (giggles) I didn't mean anything by it. I'm just taking notice to what you're complaining about.
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Laverne: Oh. (Frown fades as she runs her hands through her hair in the mirror) Well I can't help how sensitive I am in my...I can't say it...Ooooolllldd...Age.
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After leaving "The Pizza Bowl", Lenny and Squiggy go home to make their transformation, but realize they have no regular clothes.

Lenny: Hey Squig I don't have enough sock money to buy you new clothes too, so you're just gonna have to sell your moths. Regular guys don't collect them anyway.
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Squiggy: (to moths) Well, I am going to miss you guys *kisses jar* we've been through so much together - good times and bad, well mostly bad, but all of that is behind us now, for today we are going to catch us a dream girl.... *eyes sparkle*
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Squiggy: (to moths) Well, I am going to miss you guys *kisses jar* we've been through so much together - good times and bad, well mostly bad, but all of that is behind us now, for today we are going to catch us a dream girl.... *eyes sparkle*


Lenny: *counting money* That outta be good for shopping.
Hey Squig you ready?! Hey what's this? *pulls out plastic card*
Mister Card? Mastercard. I wonder what this does.
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*Ladies Room*

Shirley: (peeks out the door) Laverne, they're gone. Let's get out of here before they get back.
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Laverne: Oh I'm MOST definately in on that plan. (Walks out of bathroom and looks around for Lenny and Squiggy) I still can't believe it, after all these years ~ they're still the same ol' pickle heads.
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Laverne: Oh I'm MOST definately in on that plan. (Walks out of bathroom and looks around for Lenny and Squiggy) I still can't believe it, after all these years ~ they're still the same ol' pickle heads.


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(Sorry, I put this role-playing to a halt yesterday, I was exhausted from helping the needy and watching parades...I'll try it today)

Shirley: Where do we go now? (there's a loud crash outside and then a sound like a gun shot) Ahhh! Did you hear that?
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Laverne: (Eyes wide and she grabs Shirley's arm) Uh...Uh...(Shaking) Lets get out of here, Shirl!
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Lenny and Squiggy also hear the commotion and hide. Lenny, under the bunkbeds and Squiggy in the dumbwaiter.

Lenny: Did you do that Squig?
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