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Old 12-05-2004, 04:01 PM   #16
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Laverne: (Grabbing Shirley's arm) Wait a minute, I thought we were going to...the ladies room? Wait... (Laughs) I already forgot, we don't live here anymore so that bathroom in the apartment wouldn't be ours... (Looks back towards the door) Should we trust them in there? (Raises eyebrow).
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Laverne and Shirley hurry out the door.


Setting: Pizza Bowl

Shirley: So this is where the gang is meeting, huh?
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Laverne: (Rubbing her hands together) Yep! Boy this place has changed... (Looks around at her surroundings).
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Shirley: (sniffs the air) The smell hasn't.

Squiggy enters.

Squiggy: Hello.

Shirley: Oh, no.

Squiggy: Oh yes. I have come to claim what was always mine, and that mummy of yours stole away from me. (licks Shirley's hand)

Shirley: EWWW! (runs into the bathroom)
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Laverne: (Shakes head and looks up at ceiling as she slams her hands down on her thighs) Do you two ever give up? (Runs towards bathroom) Shirl!
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Lenny thinks about the answer and takes a long time.

Lenny: Ah...No?
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Squiggy: Len, what are ya doin' here? I thought I told you to wait outside?
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Squiggy: Len, what are ya doin' here? I thought I told you to wait outside?


Lenny: Yeah, but Squig, it's cold out. Besides, you're not the boss of me.
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Lenny: Yeah, but Squig, it's cold out. Besides, you're not the boss of me.


Squiggy: Haha, ya got that right. I ain't the boss of nobody!
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Lenny: That's what I just said, Vernie didn't I just say that?
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Squiggy: Laverne ain't here! She's in the ladies laboratory with Shirley. Come on, let's go take the tomatos we swiped from that old lady and bowl with'em.
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Laverne: (Rubbing Shirley's back) C'mon Shirl, they're not THAT bad. (Eyes wide and bites lip).
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Shirley: I don't think I can spend a whole evening here with them.
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Laverne: Well just avoid 'em as much as ya can, that's what i'm gonna do. (Looks in mirror) Awww, i'm fat! (Turns to her side and looks in mirror) Awww, i'm fat! I'm fat. Shirl, am I fat?
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Squiggy (to Lenny): Yah know, we've been chasing those two girls for the last twenty years and I'm getting tired of it.

Lenny: so we're going to find two easier girls to chase?

Squiggy: no you dummy, we are going to get Laverne and Shirley, because I have a plan.

Lenny: What are we gonna do Squiggy?

Squiggy: Well, the girls have been avoiding us because they see us as just a couple of greasballs...

Lenny (interrupting): se we're gonna stop being greaseballs?

Squiggy: NO you dummy *slaps Lenny with slice of pizza* they wont see us as a couple of greaseballs, because they wont RECOGNIZE US *rubs hands together evilly*

Lenny: and how are we gonna do that?

Squiggy: here, get into this chicken suit, and I'll wear this pig costume - the girls will NEVER know who we are!
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