You can over do-Thanksgiving if..... - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Janice Johnson · 12-01-2004, 10:01 AM

* You spill more food on you than the local soup kitchen dispenses
* Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy
* Your after dinner moans are loud enough to signal Dr. Kevorkian
* The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat!
* The potatoes you used set off another famine in Ireland
* You get grass stains on your bottom after a walk, but never sat down
* Your "Big Elvis Super-Belt" won't even go around your waist
* You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail
* You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday
* Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy
* You have 5 TV sets side-by-side to catch all the football games
* A guest quotes a Biblical passage from "The Feeding of the 5000"
* That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn
* Your wife wears a life jacket at night in your water bed
* Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice
* You consider gluttony as your patriotic duty
* It looks like the left-overs are gonna last until Christmas
* Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this

Hollow · 12-01-2004, 02:24 PM

huuuuuuhhh?

theanswerman · 12-01-2004, 04:43 PM

janice, you're really weird.

G-Force Glockstar · 12-01-2004, 05:05 PM

James"Thunder"Early · 12-01-2004, 05:12 PM

I think she means this how you overdo it on thanksgiving

Kazza · 12-01-2004, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by King Forrester
I she means this how you overdo it on thanksgiving

Thanksgiving was a WEEK AGO!!!

Hollow · 12-01-2004, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Unmarried*happy
Thanksgiving was a WEEK AGO!!!

Michael [hXc] · 12-01-2004, 09:56 PM

you're weird

12-01-2004, 10:01 AM	#1
Janice Johnson Senior Member Commercial Lover Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 3,466	You can over do-Thanksgiving if..... * You spill more food on you than the local soup kitchen dispenses * Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy * Your after dinner moans are loud enough to signal Dr. Kevorkian * The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat! * The potatoes you used set off another famine in Ireland * You get grass stains on your bottom after a walk, but never sat down * Your "Big Elvis Super-Belt" won't even go around your waist * You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail * You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday * Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy * You have 5 TV sets side-by-side to catch all the football games * A guest quotes a Biblical passage from "The Feeding of the 5000" * That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn * Your wife wears a life jacket at night in your water bed * Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice * You consider gluttony as your patriotic duty * It looks like the left-overs are gonna last until Christmas * Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this

12-01-2004, 04:43 PM	#3
theanswerman Senior Member OMGWTFLOLZ Join Date: Jun 04, 2003 Location: i lurve you! (israel) Posts: 2,632	janice, you're really weird. __________________ Originally posted by safety pin my cat woke up up at like 5:30 this morning. she wanted me to let her out of the room. then she came back in and wanted to play. rufus wainwright - in a graveyard This next song is a song about death, and...how you shouldn't be afraid of it. Also, I wrote it on acid, so it should be pretty good..."

12-01-2004, 05:05 PM	#4
G-Force Glockstar Forum Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 22, 2003 Posts: 21,714	__________________ Formally, FullHouseFan8795, CamdenGirl89, Lana Lang, Ruthie Lang, CravinForCarrie, and Girl Meets World.

12-01-2004, 05:12 PM	#5
James"Thunder"Early Moderator Whoever's In New England Join Date: Feb 23, 2004 Location: The Apollo Posts: 6,909	I think she means this how you overdo it on thanksgiving Last edited by James"Thunder"Early : 12-01-2004 at 10:33 PM.

12-01-2004, 09:56 PM	#8
Michael [hXc] Senior Member dying. Join Date: Feb 29, 2004 Posts: 8,492	you're weird __________________ I'm scared now...is this working out? When my voice is on the way, Who's to think about? I'm scared one day I'll say, "I don't love this anymore," Turn my back on all my fans... Who's to think about? The brighter I shine, the darker my shadows. And they pull me behind, as I let off the pedal. Why should I divide what feels so right? Is this where I want to lay?

12-01-2004, 02:24 PM	#2
Hollow Forum Celebrity Member Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,234	huuuuuuhhh?

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