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Kazza · 11-17-2004, 10:42 AM

In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Micro$not error messages with Haiku poetry messages. They're used to communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity.

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The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.

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Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.

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Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.

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Windows XP crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.

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Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.

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Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But, now it is gone.

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Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.

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A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.

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Three things are certain: Death, taxes, lost data. Guess which has occurred.

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You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.

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Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.

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Having been erased, the document you're seeking must now be retyped.

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Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

Lodee · 11-18-2004, 08:52 AM

Very cute!

Where'd you find this?

robyrob · 11-18-2004, 09:03 AM

while a great joke, Bill would NEVER agree to something like that

http://www.snopes.com/computer/internet/haiku.asp

Kazza · 11-18-2004, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lodee
Very cute! Where'd you find this?

Someone posted it on a different board

Kay Scarpetta · 11-18-2004, 09:38 AM

that's so cute

11-17-2004, 10:42 AM	#1
Kazza Senior Member In Walden land Join Date: Oct 17, 2003 Location: W town Posts: 3,231	Haiku error msgs for Windows In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Micro$not error messages with Haiku poetry messages. They're used to communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity. ------------------------------------------- The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist. -------------------------------------------- Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. ----------------------------------------------- Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much. ------------------------------------------------ Windows XP crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. -------------------------------------------------- Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that. -------------------------------------------------- Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But, now it is gone. ------------------------------------------- Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down. -------------------------------------------------- A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone. -------------------------------------------------- Three things are certain: Death, taxes, lost data. Guess which has occurred. ------------------------------------------------- You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here. -------------------------------------------------- Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will. ------------------------------------------------ Having been erased, the document you're seeking must now be retyped. -------------------------------------------------- Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

11-18-2004, 09:03 AM	#3
robyrob Moderator Forum Legend certified wackball#3 Join Date: Aug 03, 2003 Location: hiding under the third booth at Arnold's Posts: 50,093	while a great joke, Bill would NEVER agree to something like that http://www.snopes.com/computer/internet/haiku.asp __________________ * firefox * AdAware * HiJackThis * CoolWebShredder * Spybot * SpywareBlaster * Spyware Terminator * * GeeksToGo * AVG * AntiVir * Avast antivirus * Housecall Online * Sysinternals Security Utilities * * ZoneAlarm * Agnitum-firewall * Comodo Firewall * AVG Anti-Rootkit * RootkitRevealer * ParasiteCheck * * Annoyances * FreeCodecs * Mikes-Hosts-File * GRC.com * MSAntispyware * DVD's * TradeList * myspace *

11-18-2004, 09:38 AM	#5
Kay Scarpetta Forum Celebrity Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 27,957	that's so cute __________________ The people who think they know everything about Broadway make me laugh. They've never seen a Broadway play in their life. "oh mi godddd RENT's a mooovie! lyke 525600 minuuuuuuutes!" No. To be a Broadway Freak, you must live, eat, sleep, study, devout, think, obsess, dream, believe Broadway. You must know original & revival casts, soundtracks, performance runs, dates, theatres, numbers, how many Tony Awards A Chorus Line won. You must be Broadway. That's right bitches. I AM Broadway.

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11-18-2004, 08:52 AM	#2
Lodee Senior Member Member Join Date: Jun 12, 2003 Posts: 1,559	Very cute! Where'd you find this?