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11-03-2004, 09:48 PM
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any good jokes out there from you.?
Has any body got good,clean,jokes that they wantto share?Remember, good and PG-13.l
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11-03-2004, 11:32 PM
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these arent that funny but ok
A pretzel is walking down the street and gets assulted What do you called 2 guys holding up a curtain, "Kurt and Rod" |
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11-04-2004, 12:27 AM
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How do you describe the average cannibal?
A guy with a wife and ate children. |
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11-04-2004, 12:29 AM
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Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (This one isn't too funny, but it's okay. It was written into my yearbook one year.) What is green, fuzzy, has six legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree on top of you? A pool table.
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11-04-2004, 01:40 AM
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11-04-2004, 01:47 AM
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A sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says,
"I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."  |
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11-04-2004, 09:00 AM
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What happened in the race between the lettuce, faucet and the tomato?
Lettuce was head, faucet kept running and the tomato strained to KETCHUP ( catch up )
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11-05-2004, 03:46 PM
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11-05-2004, 03:49 PM
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Why didn't the pony talk?
Because 1) He was a little horse and 2) He was a little hoarse Thank you g'night 
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11-05-2004, 04:43 PM
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Why didn't the Skeleton cross the road?
Because it had no guts |
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11-05-2004, 09:22 PM
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11-05-2004, 09:25 PM
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cute kitty 
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I'm scared now...is this working out? When my voice is on the way, Who's to think about? I'm scared one day I'll say, "I don't love this anymore," Turn my back on all my fans... Who's to think about? The brighter I shine, the darker my shadows. And they pull me behind, as I let off the pedal. Why should I divide what feels so right? Is this where I want to lay? |
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11-05-2004, 09:27 PM
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[IMG]http://gallery.jokeaday.com/gallery/album70/****tardgood[/IMG]
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11-05-2004, 09:34 PM
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oops
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