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|10-11-2004, 05:36 PM||#1|
1st Female Triple Crown Champ
Join Date: Sep 28, 2003
Location: Watching Three's Company & Wrestling
The Right Woman
Zack:Jack,can I tell you something?
Jack:Sure,what's on you're mind?
Zack:Promise you won't freak out?
Jack:Come on,we're cousins.What can you tell me that would possibly make me freak out?
Zack:I'm in love with Terri
Zack:You promised me you wouldn't freak out
Jack:This is something that could possibly change our relationship
Zack:Jack,it's not like I'm in love with you.Yuck
Jack:I meant the 4 of us
Zack:Have you been drinking?There's only 2 of us
Jack:I meant you,me,Janet and Terri
Zack:Yeah,but Terri's the right woman for me
Jack:Why is it that you always have to fall in love with one of our roomates.First you fell in love with Chrissy,then Cindy,and now Terri.Get over her Zack.You got over the other 3,get over Terri
Jack:You'll think of something
(later in the bathroom)
Zack:Got to think of some way to get over Terri.(starts banging his head against the wall)Think,think,think.Ow! ow!(starts beating the crap out of himself as the trio listen)
Terri:What's going on with Zack?
Janet:I don't know
Furley:Hey kids,what's all the noise about?
Terri:It's Zack,but we don't know what he's doing
Jack:Maybe I'm the one who should check on him
Furley:No Jack,this looks like a job for a real macho man
Jack:Be my guest
(Furley walks in and sees Zack beating the crap out of himself)
Furley:Zack,what are you doing?
Zack:I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind?!
(After Furley walks out,Zack slips in the tub and falls to the floor)
Jack:What's going on Mr.Furley?
Furley:Jack,that cousin of yours is weirder than you being a tippy toes(exits)
Terri:I should go in(goes into the bathroom). Zack!Jack,Janet,Zack needs to go to the hospital
(Zack wakes up in the hospital)
Zack:Where am I?
Terri:You're in the hospital.Zack,what were you doing?
Zack:Beating the crap out of myself
Zack:I told Jack that I was in love with you,and he said that I should get over you for safety of the relationship we all have in the apartment
Zack:What about all the things Jack said?
Terri:Screw Jack(they kiss)
Mickie is the best woman to step inside the ring
Last edited by Chain Gang Member : 10-08-2005 at 04:18 PM.
|10-12-2004, 05:34 PM||#3|
Join Date: Mar 16, 2004
Location: A cove where fun never ends!
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Ruse of metacarpi
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|10-13-2004, 07:43 PM||#4|
Join Date: Jun 19, 2003
Location: making out with Hilary Duff and Tara Reid at the same time.
That was good. Hope you write another soon.
And I can't get high enough, lighten up, nice enough. Can you hear me now? Cause I'm not doing fine. I'm drowning in my mind again. Oh, why does what I've done take so much to disapper?
-Lisa Marie Presley, High Enough. "Now What?" (in stores now)
"Damn you all!"
Family Guy returns Spring '05.
Tara Reid is hot!
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