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Chain Gang Member · 10-11-2004, 05:36 PM

Zack:Jack,can I tell you something?

Jack:Sure,what's on you're mind?

Zack:Promise you won't freak out?

Jack:Come on,we're cousins.What can you tell me that would possibly make me freak out?

Zack:I'm in love with Terri

Jack:You're what?!

Zack:You promised me you wouldn't freak out

Jack:This is something that could possibly change our relationship

Zack:Jack,it's not like I'm in love with you.Yuck

Jack:I meant the 4 of us

Zack:Have you been drinking?There's only 2 of us

Jack:I meant you,me,Janet and Terri

Zack:Yeah,but Terri's the right woman for me

Jack:Why is it that you always have to fall in love with one of our roomates.First you fell in love with Chrissy,then Cindy,and now Terri.Get over her Zack.You got over the other 3,get over Terri

Zack:How?

Jack:You'll think of something

(later in the bathroom)

Zack:Got to think of some way to get over Terri.(starts banging his head against the wall)Think,think,think.Ow!

ow!(starts beating the crap out of himself as the trio listen)

Terri:What's going on with Zack?

Janet:I don't know

(RF enters)

Furley:Hey kids,what's all the noise about?

Terri:It's Zack,but we don't know what he's doing

Jack:Maybe I'm the one who should check on him

Furley:No Jack,this looks like a job for a real macho man

Jack:Be my guest

(Furley walks in and sees Zack beating the crap out of himself)

Furley:Zack,what are you doing?

Zack:I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind?!

(After Furley walks out,Zack slips in the tub and falls to the floor)

Jack:What's going on Mr.Furley?

Furley:Jack,that cousin of yours is weirder than you being a tippy toes(exits)

Terri:I should go in(goes into the bathroom).

Zack!Jack,Janet,Zack needs to go to the hospital

(Zack wakes up in the hospital)

Zack:Where am I?

Terri:You're in the hospital.Zack,what were you doing?

Zack:Beating the crap out of myself

Terri:Why?

Zack:For you

Terri:For me?

Zack:I told Jack that I was in love with you,and he said that I should get over you for safety of the relationship we all have in the apartment

Terri:Aww(kisses him)

Zack:What about all the things Jack said?

Terri:Screw Jack(they kiss)

END

Janet McFarland · 10-11-2004, 07:37 PM

Aww that was cute.. good job

Zuzzy · 10-12-2004, 05:34 PM

HIGH ENOUGH · 10-13-2004, 07:43 PM

That was good. Hope you write another soon.

10-11-2004, 05:36 PM	#1
Chain Gang Member Senior Member 1st Female Triple Crown Champ Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Watching Three's Company & Wrestling Posts: 8,580	The Right Woman Zack:Jack,can I tell you something? Jack:Sure,what's on you're mind? Zack:Promise you won't freak out? Jack:Come on,we're cousins.What can you tell me that would possibly make me freak out? Zack:I'm in love with Terri Jack:You're what?! Zack:You promised me you wouldn't freak out Jack:This is something that could possibly change our relationship Zack:Jack,it's not like I'm in love with you.Yuck Jack:I meant the 4 of us Zack:Have you been drinking?There's only 2 of us Jack:I meant you,me,Janet and Terri Zack:Yeah,but Terri's the right woman for me Jack:Why is it that you always have to fall in love with one of our roomates.First you fell in love with Chrissy,then Cindy,and now Terri.Get over her Zack.You got over the other 3,get over Terri Zack:How? Jack:You'll think of something (later in the bathroom) Zack:Got to think of some way to get over Terri.(starts banging his head against the wall)Think,think,think.Ow! ow!(starts beating the crap out of himself as the trio listen) Terri:What's going on with Zack? Janet:I don't know (RF enters) Furley:Hey kids,what's all the noise about? Terri:It's Zack,but we don't know what he's doing Jack:Maybe I'm the one who should check on him Furley:No Jack,this looks like a job for a real macho man Jack:Be my guest (Furley walks in and sees Zack beating the crap out of himself) Furley:Zack,what are you doing? Zack:I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind?! (After Furley walks out,Zack slips in the tub and falls to the floor) Jack:What's going on Mr.Furley? Furley:Jack,that cousin of yours is weirder than you being a tippy toes(exits) Terri:I should go in(goes into the bathroom). Zack!Jack,Janet,Zack needs to go to the hospital (Zack wakes up in the hospital) Zack:Where am I? Terri:You're in the hospital.Zack,what were you doing? Zack:Beating the crap out of myself Terri:Why? Zack:For you Terri:For me? Zack:I told Jack that I was in love with you,and he said that I should get over you for safety of the relationship we all have in the apartment Terri:Aww(kisses him) Zack:What about all the things Jack said? Terri:Screw Jack(they kiss) END __________________ Mickie is the best woman to step inside the ring http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOTh3hVT0HU Last edited by Chain Gang Member : 10-08-2005 at 04:18 PM.

10-12-2004, 05:34 PM	#3
Zuzzy Senior Member Damn straight. Join Date: Mar 16, 2004 Location: A cove where fun never ends! Posts: 5,960	__________________ This is the haunt of roulette dares Ruse of metacarpi Caveat emptor....to all that enter here

10-13-2004, 07:43 PM	#4
HIGH ENOUGH Senior Member Member Join Date: Jun 19, 2003 Location: making out with Hilary Duff and Tara Reid at the same time. Posts: 1,274	That was good. Hope you write another soon. __________________ And I can't get high enough, lighten up, nice enough. Can you hear me now? Cause I'm not doing fine. I'm drowning in my mind again. Oh, why does what I've done take so much to disapper? -Lisa Marie Presley, High Enough. "Now What?" (in stores now) "Damn you all!" -Stewie Family Guy returns Spring '05. Tara Reid is hot!

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10-11-2004, 07:37 PM	#2
Janet McFarland Senior Member Member Join Date: Mar 09, 2004 Posts: 4,311	Aww that was cute.. good job