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Old 06-24-2004, 08:18 PM   #1
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Hey! If you have any Laverne and Shirley lyrics you'd like to post, feel free to post them on this thread!


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Plenty of Gin


Well will you look who’s here?
Has it been a year?
Honey, come on in.
Meet the folk, have a smoke, grab a coke, tell a joke,
Well, honey, where you been?
We’ll have a big confabulation
A little midnight recreation
It’s terrific you’re here
We’re fresh out of beer
But there’s plenty of gin.

I get the feeling very strong
You’ve been sitting in the dark too long
Drinking alone, unplugging your phone
And your shoes are on wrong.
What’s one lover more or less?
You got to make a chance, I guess
The end of the world
Was only a girl
Who didn’t want to go along?

Chorus:

Well will you look who’s here?
Has it been a year?
Honey, come on in.
Meet the folk, have a smoke, grab a coke, tell a joke,
He-e-e-e-e-y
We’ll have an old-time celebration
Cause it’s a four-star situation
To tell you the truth, we’re out of vermouth
But there’s plenty of gin.

I don’t know why we ran out of rye
But there’s plenty of gin.
The tequila is low
But nobody knows
Cause there’s plenty of gin.
No more wine, but everything’s fine
Cause there’s plenty of gin.
Don’t look at your watch
I know there’s no scotch
But there’s plenty of gin.

So what can I fix you?
We’re out of mix
But there’s plenty of gin.
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Here are the lyrics to King Of The Cars

I got the chassis off a whirly & a pair of 60x15s,
I got the fully blown Hemi like the baddest of the street machines
And the rear view mirror was imported from the Phillipines

Cuz I'm the king (king, king, king of the car, cars...)
King of the cars (king, king, king of the car, cars...)
Yes, I'm the king (king, king, king of the car, cars...)
King of the cars (cars...)

Got the customized oil pans & a pair of bucket seats,
Chrome blowers & hub caps & a 383,
Twin mufflers & exhaust pipes,
Have a whiff on me!

Cuz I'm the king (king, king, king of the car, cars...)
King of the cars (king, king, king of the car, cars...)
Yes, I'm the king (king, king, king of the car, cars...)
King of the cars (cars...)

I got super turbo chargers, if I really wanna burn up the tar,
I got the modified housing & a triangulated bar,
Someday I'll put them all together and I'm really gonna have a car

Cuz I'm the king (king, king, king of the car, cars...)
King of the cars (king, king, king of the car, cars...)
Yes, I'm the king (king, king, king of the car, cars...)
King of the cars (cars...)
I said the king (king of the car, cars...)
King of the cars (cars...)
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Hmm, was that from Laverne & Shirley?


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Old 07-15-2004, 07:34 PM   #5
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RAGS TO RICHES

(Words & music by Adler - Ross)

I know I'd go from rags to riches

If you would only say you cared

And though my pockets may be empty

I'd be a millionaire

My clothes may still be torn and tattered

But in my heart I'd be a king

Your love is all that ever mattered

It's everything

So open your arms and you'll open the door

To all the treasure that I'm living for

Hold me and kiss me and tell me you're mine evermore

Must I forever stay a beggar

Whose golden dreams will not come true

Or will I go from rags to riches

My fate is up to you
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Da Do Ron Ron

Performed by: Rose Buds


A.K.A. Laverne and Shirley
I met him on Monday and my heart stood still

Da-Do-Ron-Ron-Ron

Da-Do-Ron-Ron

Somebody told me that his name was Bill

Da-Do-Ron-Ron-Ron

Da-Do-Ron-Ron

Yeah, my heart stood still

Yeah, his name was Bill

And when he walked me home

Da-Do-Ron-Ron-Ron

Da-Do-Ron-Ron

Picked me up at seven and he looked so fine

Da-Do-Ron-Ron-Ron

Da-Do-Ron-Ron

Someday soon I'm going to make him mine

Da-Do-Ron-Ron-Ron

Da-Do-Ron-Ron

Yeah, he looked so fine

Yeah, I'll make him mine

And when he walked me home

Da-Do-Ron-Ron-Ron

Da-Do-Ron-Ron

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah!
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LAVERNE'S MOTHER'S DAY SONG

Laverne: Today is mother's Day and I would like to do a salute to mother's all over the world!



M
Is for the million things she gave me.


O
Means only that she's growing old.


T
Is for the tears she shed to raise me.


H
Is for her heart of purest gold.


E
Is for her eyes, they're always shining.

R
Means right and right she'll always be.

Put them all together they spell "Mother"

The word that means the world to me.

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THE SAGA OF LOUIE THE GROCERY STORE MAN

BY: LAVERNE MARIE DeFAZIO 8TH GRADE

Once there was a grocery man who's name was simply
Louie. Until the day his store blew up and his produce
went KAH-BLEW-EE.
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NIGHT AFTER NIGHT


Night after night, I held you in my arms. (Darlin')

Night after night, I sampled all you charms.

(Night after night wa-ooh)

La-ay-ately I can tell,(wa-ooh)

You're marching to a wedding bell.

I only want to do what's right.

(But who wants to look at the same broad night after
night)

Night after ni-ight.
(Night after night)
Night after ni-ight.

Night after night, I treated you like a
queen.(Darlin')

Night after night, 'cause you were 17.
(Night after night wa-ooh)

Then your birthday rolled around,(wa-ooh) So you let
me go to town.(wa-ooh)

Now I've lost my appetite.

('Cause even true love can be boring night after
night)

Night after Ni-ight.
(night after night)

Night after ni-ight.

Spoken: We have nothing in common girl. You know
that's a fact.

Night after night, I'll think of you and
smile.(Darlin')

Night after night, but only fo a while.(night after
night wa-ooh)

Then I'll find me someone new,(wa-ooh)

Who won't be someone dumb like you.

Someone who won't know how to fight.
(And won't make me sleep on the sofa night after
night)

Night after ni-ight.
(night after night)
Night after ni-ight.
(Night after night)
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"Star-Crossed"
By: Lenny & the Squigtones
"From Suds to Stardom" (Season One)

I live on the north side. She lives on the west.
The west is the worst side. The north is the best.

Our mothers are drunk. As fat as a punk.
But I know, yes I know, that our love, yes I know, could be real.

But we're star-crossed. We're like Romeo and Juliet.
Star-crossed. She just don't belong in my social set.
But I know, yes I know that someday, that someday, the Lord will look our way.

And we'll be free. We meet in the shadows and wish on the stars.
We kiss in a phone booth or under a car.

Our friends put us down, they say we're a clown.
But it hurts, yes it hurts, yes it hurts, yes it hurts.

And we're star-crossed. We're like lollipops and caviar.
Star-crossed. So we'll drive up to the reservoir.
Even though, even though, it's a sin, it's a sin to love each other in and we'll be free.
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