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Old 04-24-2010, 10:16 PM   #136
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Lucky Star,ABC,The Love You Save,Black or White? I don't know.these are some suggestions.maybe Animaniacs and Tiny Toons theme song.
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I Like Being Myself
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber, Ralph Malph and Richie Cunningham

I like being myself,
I'm more like me than anybody I know,
I Like being myself,
I'm always around wherever I go

I never have to wonder where I am or what I'll do
And I must admit I've got a lot
In common with me too,
I guess thats why I'm happy being I

Yes, I like being myself,
I like being myself,
I suppose I would be you if I were you
And if you were me then you could be me too

I see,
That wouldn't be so bad but what we've gots, okay,
It's less confusing anyway,
I like being myself,
I like being myself,
I like being myself
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Robot Hell
Performed by the Happy Days cast

Cigar's are evil, you won't miss 'em,
We'll find ways to simulate that smell,
What a sorry fella! Rolled up and smoked
Like a collicella here on level one of Robot Hell!

Gambling's wrong and so is cheating,
So is forging phony I.O.U.s,
Let's let Lady Luck decide what type of torture's justified,
I'm pit force here on level two!

Ooh, deep-fried robot,
Just tell me why,
Just read this fifty-five page warrant,
We checked around, there really aren't

Then please let me explain, my crimes were merely boyish pranks,
You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks,
Aw, don't blame me, blame my upbringing,
Please stop sinning while I'm singing

Selling bootleg tapes is wrong,
Musicians need that income to survive,
Hey, Bender gonna make some noise
With your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys,
That's what-cha what-cha what-cha get on level five

I don't feel well,
It's up to us to rescue him,
Maybe he likes it here in hell?
It's us who tempted him to sin

Maybe he's back at the motel?
Come on, Fry, don't be scared,
I'm sure at least one of us will be spared
So sit back and enjoy the ride,
My ass has blisters from the slide!

Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights,
Publishing indecent magazines,
You'll pay for every crime,
Knee-deep in electric slime

You'll suffer 'till the end of time,
Enduring tortures most of which rhyme,
Trapped forever here in Robot Hell!

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Old 07-31-2010, 08:29 AM   #140
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Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star,
I made myself a sandwich,
My mommy named it Fred,
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like it's been dead

Writing stuff is hard
So I use a pointy pencil,
Pointy, pointy, pointy,
Pointy, pointy, point

P-u, what's that horrible smell?

I have a head,
It ends in a point,
Pointy, pointy, pointy,
Pointy, pointy, point

This song is over
Except for this line,
You win this round,
Brocolli

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Old 08-18-2010, 08:31 AM   #141
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Blow the House Down
Performed by the Band

All alone in the crowd
Tryin' not to think out loud,
Whispers shout, whispers scream,
Together, we can make it a dream

Mountains high, mountains low,
Without a bridge, you mind how you go
And what you need is what I want
So don't be afraid, let it show,
Don't be afraid, just let it explode

We have got the power to build the highest tower
Standing with our feet on the ground,
We've got what it takes, together, we can make it,
Together, we can blow the house down

Blow the house down, (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Blow the house down, yeah,
Blow the house down, (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Blow the house, blow the house down

Silent words in your eyes,
Hiding in a lover's disguise
And as my heart steals your mind,
Together, we'll be partners in crime

Deserts dry, don't you know
Without the water no river flows
And what you need is what I want
So don't be afraid, let it show,
Don't be afraid, just let it explode

We have got the power to build the highest tower
Standing with our feet on the ground,
We've got what it takes, together, we can make it,
Together, we can blow the house down

Blow the house down, (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Blow the house down, yeah,
Blow the house down, (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Blow the house, blow the house down

Mountains high, mountains low,
Without a bridge, you mind how you go
And what you want is what I need
So don't be afraid, let it show,
Don't be afraid, just let it explode, woh

We have got the power to build the highest tower
Standing with our feet on the ground,
We've got what it takes, together, we can make it,
Together, we can blow the house down (blow the house down)

We have got the power to build the highest tower
Standing with our feet on the ground,
We've got what it takes, together, we can make it,
Together, we can blow the house down,

Blow the house down, (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Blow the house down, yeah,
Blow the house down, (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Blow the house, blow the house down

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Then You Can Tell Me Goodbye
Performed by the Band

Kiss me each morning for a million years,
Hold me each evening by your side,
Tell me you'll love me for a million years,
Then if it don't work out,
Then if it don't work out,
Then you can tell me goodbye

Sweeten my coffee with a morning kiss,
Soften my dreams with your sighs,
Tell me you'll love me for a million years,
Then if it don't work out,
Then if it don't work out,
Then you can tell me goodbye

If you must go, oh no, I won't grieve,
If you wait a lifetime before you leave

Then if you must go,
Mmm, I won't tell you no,
Just so that we can say we tried,
Tell me you'll love me for a million years,
Then if it don't work out,
Then if it don't work out,
Then you can tell me goodbye
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High Voltage
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

I got a angel, high voltage,
Cutest girl I ever found,
I got a angel, high voltage,
Cutest girl I ever found,
When her lips touch mine, she's so fine,
Everything's a movin' down the line

She's danger, high voltage,
Man, she sure got a lot,
She's danger, high voltage,
Man, she sure got a lot,
When she smiles at me, my heart does a freeze,
Everything's a movin' down the line

Oh, I kiss her in the morning
Just before I'm ready to go,
I kiss her in the morning
Just before I'm ready to go
And then I come home a running
Every evening when the sun sets low

I got a angel, high voltage,
Cutest girl I ever found,
I got a angel, high voltage,
Cutest girl I ever found,
When her lips touch mine, she's so fine,
Everything's a movin' down the line

She's danger, high voltage,
Man, she sure got a lot,
She's danger, high voltage,
Man, she sure got a lot,
When she smiles at me, my heart does a freeze,
Everything's a movin' down the line
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Catman
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Catman's a-coming you better look out,
Catman's a-coming running about,
Catman's a-coming looking for a girl,
You better hide your sister, man!

C is for the crazy hair-do that he wears around,
A is for the arms that he'll sneak around your waist,
T is for the taste of the lips belong to you,
Catman, CATMAN! (Yeah, get it, go!)

M is for the mean things that this mean man does,
A is for a-lot-of-hearts that he has ever broke,
N is for the names of the list you may be on,
Catman, CATMAN! (Rock!)

Catman a-looking for a woman all day long,
A-better watch out 'cause of heels in the mist,
A-better watch out or you're a-gonna be kissed,
A-better watch out 'cause of heels in the mist,
Catman, CATMAN! (Yeah!)

A-better watch out ‘cause I'm the catman

CATMAN ...
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Skinny Jim
Performed by Warren 'Ptsoe' Weber

Well, I know a guy who's bone & skin,
Women, they've been ravin' 'bout skinny Jim
Skinny Jim, man, skinny Jim,
Yes, yes, yes, all the gals love him, skinny Jim

Well, I went to a party with skinny Jim,
My baby came with me but she left with him,
Skinny Jim, man, skinny Jim,
Yes yes yes, all the gals love him, skinny Jim

Well, Jim got charm, he got class,
All the women love him, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Skinny Jim, man, skinny Jim,
Yes yes yes, all the gals love him, skinny Jim

Yes yes yes, all the gals love him, skinny Jim

Well, I went to a party with skinny Jim,
My baby came with me but she left with him,
Skinny Jim, man, skinny Jim,
Yes, yes, yes, all the gals love him, skinny Jim

Well, Jim got charm, he got class,
All the women love him, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Skinny Jim, man, skinny Jim,
Yes, yes, yes, all the gals love him, skinny Jim

Yes, yes, yes, all the gals love him, skinny Jim
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The Lazy Song
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Today, I don't feel like doing anything,
I just wanna lay in my bed,
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear I'm not doing anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan,
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants,
Nobody's gon' tell me I can't

I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my Snuggie,
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man

Oh yes, I said it, I said it,
I said it 'cause I can

Today, I don't feel like doing anything,
I just wanna lay in my bed,
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear I'm not doing anything,
Nothing at all, nothing at all

Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X,
Find a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out this is great
(Oh my god, this is great)

Yeah, I might mess around
And get my college degree,
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry, pops, you'll just have to wait

Oh yes, I said it, I said it,
I said it 'cause I can

Today, I don't feel like doing anything,
I just wanna lay in my bed,
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear I'm not doing anything

No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
'Cause I ain't going anywhere,
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, today, I don't feel like doing anything,
I just wanna lay in my bed,
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear I'm not doing anything,
Nothing at all,
Nothing at all,
Nothing at all

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William Wallace
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

I am William Wallace,
My life was a mystery,
Some say born twelve seven two,
Some say twelve sixty three

Was dubbed Malcolm of Paisley,
Maybe Alan from Aire,
Did I have a wife or no?
Do you really care?

They say I had a big red beard
But all you need to know,
I was a Scottish rebel
And the English were my foe

William Wallace, Scottish rebel,
This is war I cried,
Many English fought me
And many English died

I took against the English,
Back when I was fairly wee
'Cause an Englishman called Selby
Bullied my whole family,
It upset me so I struck him dead,
Well, wouldn't you?
Then an English sheriff came along,
Guess what, I killed him too

They say he killed my wife
So he deserved what he got,
Then England's King Ed came for me,
Ooh, I'm scared! Not!

William Wallace, Scottish rebel,
Possibly six feet seven,
But all that really matters is
I sent Englishmen to heaven

Forty thousand English came
To Stirling Bridge for me,
They had to cross a narrow bridge
To get to us, you see,
We held them off, pushed them back,
It was no contest,
Bridge collapsed, hundreds drowned,
Of course, I killed the rest!

I celebrated Stirling Bridge,
Another Scottish win
By decorating my sword
With the English general's skin

William Wallace, Scottish rebel,
Scottish legend too,
Fought for Scottish freedom,
Was a hero through and through

Here's where my rebel story comes unstuck,
At Falkirk defeated, I'd run out of luck,
Spent seven years playing hide and seek,
Captured, sent to London, tried for treason,
What cheek

King Ed hanged me, then a lovely touch,
Pulled my guts out, guess he didn't like me much!

William Wallace, Scottish rebel,
In Scotland, my heart lived,
Though sadly, my head wound up
On a spike on London Bridge

Ooh, that smarts!
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That ain't Nothing but Right
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Well, I work hard and I draw my pay
So when work's done, I like to play,
I'd like my woman to hold me tight,
Well, that ain't nothing but right

No, that ain't nothing but right, baby,
That ain't nothing but right,
Don't rub me wrong and I'll string along,
That ain't nothing but right

Well, I like my coffee black and strong,
I like my auto big and long,
Well, I love my woman both day and night,
Well, that ain't nothing but right

No, that ain't nothing but right, baby,
That ain't nothing but right,
Don't rub me wrong and I'll string along,
That ain't nothing but right

Now, I like to dance to the rock 'n' roll,
I like to cuddle up when it's cold,
I'd rather make love than fuss and fight,
That ain't nothing but right

No, that ain't nothing but right, baby,
That ain't nothing but right,
Don't rub me wrong and I'll string along,
That ain't nothing but right

Since the time that Adam made love to Eve,
He made the whole wide world believe,
Well, a man needs a woman to hold him tight,
That ain't nothing but right,

No, that ain't nothing but right, honey,
That ain't nothing but right,
Don't rub me wrong and I'll string along
'Cause that ain't nothing but right
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The Stars that Twinkle in the Sky
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

You're the sugar (Sugar),
The sugar in my tea,
You're the icing (Icing),
The icing on my cake,
You're the sunlight (Sunlight)
That shimmers on the sea,
You're the strawberry,
The strawberry in my shake (Shake, shakety shake)

Whenever we're together,
Whatever the weather,
Every day's a fun day,
You're the cherry on top of my ice cream sundae,
Yooooooou,
Yes, yooooooou!

You're the honey (Honey),
The honey on my toast,
You're the apple (Apple),
The apple in my pie,
You're the gravy (Gravy),
The gravy on my roast,
You're the stars that twinkle in the sky,
The stars that twinkle in the sky

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Arthur Daley (E's Alright)
Perfmored by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Alright, my son, Leave it out,
As it 'appens, it's your shout,
Straight up, pull the other,
In a right 2 and 8, hang about,
What's the damage, chief?
Who's your mate?
The geezer with the bunny in the trilby 'at,
Reckons he's legit but he ain't all that,
Arthur Daley, little dodgy maybe but underneath,
'E's alright

Propping up the bar at the Winchester Club,
"A V.A.T. on the slate please, Dave",
Terry's still looking for a sub,
Arthur's onto a nice little earner,
Terry's getting agg and the chance of an hernia,
Minding the disco down some boozer,
Giving him a slap but he's onto a loser,
Pound to a penny that he don't get paid
On account of the recession in the used car motor trade

Alright, my son, Leave it out,
As it 'appens, it's your shout,
Straight up, pull the other,
In a right 2 and 8, hang about,
What's the damage, chief?
Who's your mate?
The geezer with the bunny in the trilby 'at,
Reckons he's legit but he ain't all that,
Arthur Daley, little dodgy maybe but underneath,
'E's alright

Terry's piling up the Zeds,
Been up on a job all night,
When all of a sudden, there's an horrible scream
And somebody's switching on the light,
It's Arthur, Y-fronts caught in his zip,
Brahms & Liszt an' he needs a place to kip,
Terry gets the hump with Arthur 'cos he
Won't go home 'cos of 'Her Indoors',
"She'd kill me, Terry, odds on bet
I ain't got the bottle; Ain't you got that kettle on yet?"

Alright, my son, Leave it out,
As it 'appens, it's your shout,
Straight up, pull the other,
In a right 2 and 8, hang about,
What's the damage, chief?
Who's your mate?
The geezer with the bunny in the trilby 'at,
Reckons he's legit but he ain't all that,
Arthur Daley, little dodgy maybe but underneath,
'E's alright

Checking out his stock in the lock-up,
Arthur's havin' a fit,
"'Ere where's them magazines with the 'Erbets in the leather
and the bird with a whip",
"Do what?", says Terry, "Who rattled your cage?
You ought to be ashamed - a man of your age",
"Cheap jibe, Terence. Try to understand,
Got a punter coming round gonna take em off me hands,
Got a part exchange, claret from Japan,
A vintage year, and he does 'em in five gallon cans"

Alright, my son, Leave it out,
As it 'appens, it's your shout,
Straight up, pull the other,
In a right 2 and 8, hang about,
What's the damage, chief?
Who's your mate?
The geezer with the bunny in the trilby 'at,
Reckons he's legit but he ain't all that,
Arthur Daley, little dodgy maybe but underneath,
'E's alright

He's alright, is Arthur,
So he's got a couple of Nelson Riddles going,
Who ain't? Don't make you a villain, do it?
And he sells the odd dodgy motor now and then,
Well, it ain't a crime, is it?
Well, yeah, it's a crime, yeah, technically
But it's a bit under the arm the way the (inaudible),
Sit on his daily giving him GBH on the ear'ole all the time,
I mean, just 'cos he happens to have done a bit of bird for petty when he was a saucepan,
He ought to do them for inflammation of character, I reckon,
You know what Chisholm said?
He said "I know how Arthur Daley'll die",
I said "How's that?"
He said "He'll fall off the back of a lorry",
Bit strong, definitely out of order, Know what I mean?
He goes turning his drum over, looking for bent gear,
Finding it, yeah, yeah, but it ain't a crime, it well, yeah, it's a crime....

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