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i was wondering if someone could give me some david and darlene quotes?
or if anyone had transcripts that wouldn't require money?
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Darlene: No, I'm serious: I think we should get married.
David Healy: Oh, I get it, now you're gonna tell me you're kidding. Darlene: Nope. Now I'm gonna tell you I'm pregnant |
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Darlene: David we're through i'm breaking up with you
David: Gee, can we still not have sex?
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Darlene: (to DJ) You're about to become a strange smell in the attic Darlene: David we're through, I'm breaking up with you David: Gee, can we still not have sex |
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David: I don't know, she just makes me feel like a man (about Molly)
Darlene: I can make you feel like a man David.... take out the trash. |
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::Roseanne barges into basement where Darlene and David are laying on bed reading::
Roseanne: You guys ARE having sex! Darlene: David, why didn't you tell me? I would have put my book down.
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