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Old 08-23-2014, 08:57 AM   #1
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Default A Honeymooners Labor Day:

(The Kramdens and Nortons are on the Riverboat ship dock.)

Ralph: "First time I am spending Labor Day in a foreign country."

Ed: "Oh yes. I asked a Frenchman in French: 'What are you going to do for Labor Day?' He had no idea what I meant."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "Norton, Labor Day is an AMERICAN holiday."

Ed: "Oh."

Ralph: "It's a day for us to celebrate our labor. After all, I work hard driving a bus."

Ed (yells): "AND I WORK HARD SWIMMING IN THE SEWERS WORKING."

Ralph (yells): "WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?"

Ed (yells): "I'M SORRY. I JUST WANTED PEOPLE TO KNOW HOW PROUD I AM TO BE A SEWERWORKER."

(Ralph elbows Ed.)

Ralph: "Well, we can be proud that we are Americans and we are visiting the fine country of France. What a way to celebrate our Labor Day. What a way to celebrate the fruits of our labor."

Ed: "What fruits?"

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "I meant celebrating the benefits of our labor."

Ed: "Why didn't you say so?"

(Ralph rolls his eyes again.)

Ed: "Yes, we are grateful that we have Labor Day in our country. Each worker around this world should celebrate their labor."

Ralph: "You are right pal."

(The sing a song about working.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Crowd applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)
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