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Old 05-20-2010, 05:18 AM   #1
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Default Must See Doo-dy 2010!



*A Wordless Version Of Tom Jones' "Its Not Unusual" Plays As Must See Doo-dy Begins. The audience applauds as the curtain moves and Chad Doody walks out in a black suit with an orange shirt underneath. He poses for the crowd a minute, Than walks over and sits at his desk as the music ends.*

Chad: Welcome everyone to Must See Doo-dy. You all want to see me, and I want to entertain all of you!

*Chad suddenly notices theres no in the audience*

Chad: Ummm...*Looks to stage hand* why is nobody here?

Stage Hand: Because you haven't done a show in about six years.

Chad: Well go get me an audience.

Stage Hand: Where?

Chad: I don't care, go steal them from Conan's show or something.

Stage Hand: Conan doesn't have a show anym...

Chad: DO AS I SAY.

*The stage hand nods and runs off before Chad sits back at his desk with his feet up on his chair and reads a newspaper with the headline "Jack Wilson wins nobel prize". We then cut to an hour later as people are shown arriving into the audience as Chad stands up on the stage*

Chad: Welcome everyone to Must See Doo-dy. You all want to see me, and I want to...

Guy in audience: HEY, THAT STAGE HAND TOLD US WE WERE GETTING TICKETS TO DANCING WITH THE STARS.

*Chad rolls his eyes and sighs before he points to the stage hand, as the stage hand talks into his headset. "Play That Funky Music" then plays as a guy in an Alf costume walks out and dances for about thirty seconds before walking back backstage*

Chad: There, got your celebrity dancing. Happy?

*The guy in the audience looks angry as Chad has a seat at his desk*

Chad: My first guest tonight...the one, the only...the EFD!

*"Still Dre" by Dr. Dre plays as EFD walks out*

Chad: It's EFD.

*Chad stands up and shakes his hand before EFD has a seat on the couch and Chad sits back at the desk*

Chad: EFDizzle, welcome to the show

EFD: Man, it's great to be back on here. I see you've changed it up a bit, but still basically the same ol' nice set.

Chad: Yeah, we couldn't afford a new one.

EFD: *Laughs*

Chad: Now I of course know since we still speak on a daily basis, but for those that may not, what are you up to these days?

EFD: I've been going to college. That's pretty much it. My interests are new though.

Chad: Why don't you tell us a little bit about those interests...at least the ones that you can talk about in front of a PG audience. This shouldn't take long.

EFD: Well, I've gotten into basketball again, and really, I wasn't ever into it like I am now except for big games usually a long time ago. I also like more musical styles since our last meeting.

Chad: Good, good. Good to hear you're keeping busy. I assume you also still hate your brother?

EFD: Why did you bring him up on this show?

Chad: I'm contraversial like that

EFD: Moving on.

Chad: Alright, alright. Now it's been a few years since your, or anyone's, last appearence on the show. Last time I asked you who you would live with if you could live with any three people on the board and your answer as myself, TF, and a girl. When I asked you what girl, you said "Any". Is your answer still the same?

EFD: Well, it'd have to be Ashlee now considering she's the only one I talk to of the girls really. I'm too much of a badass for the other ones.

Chad: I see, I see. And since I like to ask the hard questions, the world has to know...would you and her have any romantic tension perhaps?

EFD: As if I know how to be romantic.

Chad: Suppose she approached you one day and told you she was in love with your brother. Your reaction?

EFD: *Laughs* Good one.

Chad: Is there anything that you've always wanted to say to someone on SO, but never really got to say it, that you'd like to say now in this open forum?

EFD: Well, that's a good question. I don't really know. I guess I'll just send a message to everyone still there that I'm glad they're still around and wish we could talk more on the board.

Chad: What's something that most people may not know about Elvis Fonzie Dean?

EFD: Hmmm. I'd say my simple interests, memories I like, and even interests in my own memories I don't quite understand now.

Chad: Anything you care to elaborate on?

EFD: Sometimes I wonder and try to put myself in my state of mine back in 2003 and 2004 and try to understand why I thought like that back then. It's like being a different person in some ways.

Chad: I think we can all relate to that. Now for the serious questions. If you caught Jack Wilson peeking in your window late at night, what would you do?

EFD: Be annoyed.

Chad: Would you attempt to go after him and teach him a lesson?

EFD: Yeah, but I won't reveal everything here incase he does do this.

Chad: Do you find the phrase "teach him a lesson" to be humorous as do I?

EFD: Not as much as you do, but it is humorous

Chad: Why is the word "coward" as funny as it is and do you think other people secretly feel this way?

EFD: Well it sounds funny. I don't think people secretly feel this way. Most probably don't think like us.

Chad: Unfortunately. Ok, I'm out of questions so I'm going to steal one now from a 1999 interview with Bob Dole. You participated in one vice presidential debate and two presidential debates. Do you believe any of those debates seriously affected the outcome of the elections?

EFD: Bob Dole has a humorous name.

Chad: He does, doesn't he? He's a humorous man. He should have a sitcom.

EFD: He should. Hey, is that orange juice in your mug?

Chad: Why no sir, it's the new flavor of Mountain Dew. "Typhoon". Though I can see where you were confused as the cup is orange, as is everything else on the set

EFD: Yeah, I can taste all this orange.

Chad: No, that would be urine you're tasting, as that is what's in your mug. I know because I put it there.

EFD: Good to know. I peed on your other suits backstage.

Chad: Well at least I can take satisfaction in knowing that urine is the most sterile and clean liquid there is. Though I'm not so sure about your's

EFD: This does not offend me since I'm sure the majority of the audience thinks your are sick.

Chad: No sir, they KNOW I am sick. That is all the time we have for today, but I'd like to thank you for being on the show today.

EFD: Anytime. I hope to be back again soon, Lamar Doody.

Chad: That is NOT my name.

EFD: *Looks At Audience*

Chad: *Also looks to audience* See you again in another six years, folks.

*Chad and EFD wave before the theme song plays and the show comes to an end*
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What is this romantic tension nonsense. God D.

You should write another one before 2010. This was rather enjoyable and amusing.
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What is this romantic tension nonsense. God D.

You should write another one before 2010. This was rather enjoyable and amusing.
LOL it is 2010
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Thanky, guys.

I might do another one. EFD and I just like...randomly did it last night and had fun with it, so who knows.
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LOL Love this show! Classic.
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another excellent episode of Must - See Doody !!
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I am really sad I didn't see this until now.
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