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Old 01-10-2019, 09:49 AM   #1
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Blanche: Im going to take a vow of chastity, I really mean it!

Sophia: For how long, two minutes?
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We're feet! We're feet! (instead of "we're heads" LOL)
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Dorothy: That’s it! I’ll never say another sarcastic thing again!

Rose: Oh Dorothy! Do you really mean it?

Dorothy: No Rose I don’t mean it. I’m a pathological liar and wanted to see if I could fool someone as quick-witted as you.
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Sophia: Picture it. Blanche sleeps with a woman. Ha! Just kidding. Nobody could ever picture that.
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Stanley to Dorothy: what do you think of my new toupee babe?

Dorothy: Did a squirrel just get electrocuted and land on your head?
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Stan: Will you marry me, Dorothy?

Dorothy: Yes!


I always wanted them to get remarried at the end. We had to settle for Leslie Nelson. Not a bad 2nd choice, I guess.
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Rose: Go take your sarcasm and shove it Dorothy!
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Rose: I am way too stupid to still be alive.
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Blanche: I think celibacy is a great way of life.
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dorothy god wil get you for that
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Good one!!!

Sophia to Blanche: If I see one more guy come out of your room in themorning, Im gonna spike your corn flakes with saltpeter!
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Rose hey Dorothy did u ever watched Maude lol
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In the same vein....

“Hey Rose. Did you ever watch Sue Ann Nivens on The Mary Tyler Moore Show?
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"Not tonight [insert random male name here], I have a headache - Blanche
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