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Blanche: No, no, no please. I cannot bear that again. She was listening to her car radio, Big Band, not all talk. There was a contest. Something about a little voice, a lucky number and a dime in a door handle, then Bim Bam Boosh, won the tickets.
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Rose: (to Sophia) "...because you're a mean old woman like the paper boy says."
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Blanche (to Dorothy): "Oh you're right I'm gorgeous... I'm gonna have to meet men lying down."
Sophia: "I thought you did."
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Blanche: "...my life is a romance novel."
Sophia: "Your life is a sports page."
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Rose: "The mind is a powerful thing."
Dorothy: "Think of the 99 percent you don't use."
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Stan: Hello Sophia, you're looking younger every day.
Sophia: Hi Stan, and that's a beautiful toupee you're wearing. Great, now we're both liars.
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Sophia: (to Blanche)"We killed him."
Blanche: "I know. We might as well have put a gun to poor Fidel's head."
Sophia: "We were too much women for him. His spirit was willing but his poor heart couldn't take it."
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Blanche: I treat my body like a temple.

Sophia: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.
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Rose: "She's in there."
Dorothy: (sarcastically)"Really, Columbo?"
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Dorothy: "...I totally cut off his sex."
Rose: "You mean it grows back?"
Dorothy: (sarcastically)"Yes, Rose, he's a lizard."
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[on being compared to Charlie's Angels]

Blanche: I was once told I bore a striking resemblance to Cheryl Ladd... but my bosoms are perkier.

Dorothy: Not even if you were hanging upside-down from a trapeze!
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Dorothy: "Ma, you're making this up."
Sophia: "So what? I'm old. I'm supposed to be colorful."
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Dorothy: "Fat, fat, water rat. Fifty bullets in your hat."

Blanche: "I'm nobody's little girl anymore."
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Doctor: [to Sophia] Let's start by taking your temperature

Sophia: Hmm temperature, I bet he graduated top of his class

Doctor: [to Dorothy] Has she been taking her medicine? Does she have any allergies?

Sophia: [angry at not being adressed] Excuse me. I've been in this body all my life, if anything goes wrong I'm the first to hear about it!

Doctor: I'm sorry Sophia, what seems to be the problem?

Sophia: I'm not a doctor, how am I supposed to know?

Dorothy: She's been having pain in her chest.

Doctor: [to Sophia] What kind of pain?

Sophia: The kind that hurts.
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