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Old 02-19-2010, 02:16 PM   #1
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Thought DEPRESSED...

I was depressed last night so I called a Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.



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How in tarnation did you end up speaking with someone form Pakistan?
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How in tarnation did you end up speaking with someone form Pakistan?
It's called "Outsourcing"
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^ Same here - got it this morning and it just made me laugh so much. lol

I've got some weird friends for sure.....
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^ Same here - got it this morning and it just made me laugh so much. lol

I've got some weird friends for sure.....
You have just as weird a sense of humor, Cathie - and that's why I love ya!!
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So this was an e-mail joke? You're not depressed?

Well sort of Sweety - I am depressed, but this was a joke that was sent to me too that struck me funny. LOL

I am known for my warped sense of humour. I try to keep it down a bit here usually, but couldn't resist.

(But thanks to all who did send good wishes.) And no, I'm not suicidal so no worries there.....
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I was depressed last night so I called a Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.



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It's called "Outsourcing"


Sadly so true
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