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Old 06-15-2018, 02:45 PM   #1
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Default A Honeymooners Fathers Day:

(The Kramdens, Gibsons and Nortons are in a diner in San Franscisco. To catch you up to speed, my previous scenerio has them taking a trip out west.)

Ralph: "My parents said they should arrive here soon."

Alice's Mom: "I hope they arrive here soon. Look at all the Father's Day signs."

Ed: "I wonder what all those fathers of those boys in the Castro district of San Francisco are thinking when they start kissing men?...Not that there is anything wrong with that."

Alice's Dad: "This is the first Father's Day that I spent on vacation."

Ralph: "This would be mine too if I was a parent."

(Ralph's parents arrive.)

Ralph's Dad: "Hey everyone. This was a great idea. Celebrating Father's Day in California."

Ralph: "The only better place would be Miami Beach."

(Crowd cheers.)

Ed: "If I was a Dad, I would make sure he got a proper education than after that, I would give him a job with me in the sewer."

(Ralph looks at him with a look that says "Are you nuts?")

Ed: "The sewer accepts college grads."

Ralph: "Happy Father's Day Dads."

Alice's Dad: "Thank you Ralph."

Ralph: "The Father is a very important part of the family. So is Father's Day and that is not because it is in June. Hahahaha!"

Ed: "That is so true Ralph. I wish me and Trixie were parents."

Ralph: "So do I. This way Alice's parents and my parents and all of our parents would be grandparents. Spending Father's Day in California is great."

(They all sing a song about spending Father's Day in California. After that, the crowd cheers.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. I wish every Dad out there a Happy Father's Day. The Miami Beach Father's Days are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)
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