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Old 04-16-2018, 10:41 PM   #1
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Default Ralph Kramden, a NY NHL (Part 3) (The NJ Devils beat the TB Lightning 5-2.)

(Ralph & Ed come into the Kramden apartment wearing NJ Devils jerseys.)

Ralph: "What a great game Alice. Me and Norton provided inspiration to the Devils that allowed them to beat the Lightning."

Alice: "Yeah sure."

Ed: "You should have seen how many hot dogs Ralph ate during the game. He must have had 70 of them."

(Ralph elbows Ed.)

Ralph: "These Devils jerseys gave the Devils inspriation. The NJ Devils drew their strength from our jerseys and us."

Ed: "That is why we are going to be at the game on Wednesday night to once again root the Devils on boy."

Alice: "Ralph, that is a great idea. Do you know what my mother is going to be on Wednesday night? She is going to be at the Prudential Center, the home of the Devils to root on her team. Maybe you will see her."

Ralph: "If I did, I will jump off the building."

Ed: "Don't do that Ralph. That won't be good for you nor would it be good for the planet Earth."

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON!" (normally): "But, I will think that it is a great thing that she will root on the Devils. This is a smart thing by your mom."

Alice: "No, she will be rooting on the Lightning."

Ralph (yells): "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? SHE WILL BE POISONIOUS TO THE DEVILS. SHE CAN'T BE ALLOWED INTO THE BUILDING. SHE WILL BE THE MOST HATED FAN IN THE BUILDING. I WILL MAKE SURE OF IT."

Ed: "I think that you would be hard Ralph. After all, all the people that I spoke to at the other NY stadiums/arenas, they said that they hate YOU the most."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT OF HERE! GET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT."

(Crowd cheers.)
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