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Old 02-11-2018, 03:22 PM   #451
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Cindy:How is it that you've only been with me & my cousin when your last name is Tripper and he's always going after different women with barely any steady relationships?
Zack:Well he's a chef who can cook when I'm a doctor & retired wrestler who orders take out when he's not cooking dinner since I can't cook.We're not exactly the same.
Cindy:Well you were close to some of the women while on the road and some of them are beautiful.
Zack:So?They were just friends.It would be like Jack with Larry...Oh wipe the mind.Wipe the mind.Wipe the mind.
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Cindy:How is it that you've only been with me & my cousin when your last name is Tripper and he's always going after different women with barely any steady relationships?
Zack:Well he's a chef who can cook when I'm a doctor & retired wrestler who orders take out when he's not cooking dinner since I can't cook.We're not exactly the same.
Cindy:Well you were close to some of the women while on the road and some of them are beautiful.
Zack:So?They were just friends.It would be like Jack with Larry...Oh wipe the mind.Wipe the mind.Wipe the mind.

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Zack:Larry I think the reason you're always mooching off people is because you lack discipline.That's gonna stop now.So drop and give me 50.
Larry:Fine.(falls to the floor and hands out $50)Here's your money.
Zack:If I knew saying that would've helped get my money back,I would've thought of this a month ago
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Zack:Larry I think the reason you're always mooching off people is because you lack discipline.That's gonna stop now.So drop and give me 50.
Larry:Fine.(falls to the floor and hands out $50)Here's your money.
Zack:If I knew saying that would've helped get my money back,I would've thought of this a month ago

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Larry:Hey baby.All I have to say is you,me tonight.
Woman:No thanks
Larry:How about if I guess your sign?I bet you're not a Virgo
Woman: (slaps him)
Zack: (to Janet & Terri)They should lock him up
Guy:Hey buddy.What are doing hitting on my girlfriend?
Zack: Oh no.Girls stay here.I'll handle this.(to the guy)Sorry but my friend just got out of the mental hospital and hasn't really been able to handle being out with the public yet.
Larry:Zack what are you doing?
Zack:Saving your life for the 100th time.Come on Larry.Back to the padded cell
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Larry:Hey baby.All I have to say is you,me tonight.
Woman:No thanks
Larry:How about if I guess your sign?I bet you're not a Virgo
Woman: (slaps him)
Zack: (to Janet & Terri)They should lock him up
Guy:Hey buddy.What are doing hitting on my girlfriend?
Zack: Oh no.Girls stay here.I'll handle this.(to the guy)Sorry but my friend just got out of the mental hospital and hasn't really been able to handle being out with the public yet.
Larry:Zack what are you doing?
Zack:Saving your life for the 100th time.Come on Larry.Back to the padded cell

Larry: I was doing just fine by myself.
Zack: You'll thank me for this later.
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Zack:Jack I thought we were going to be meeting at the Regal Beagle for a drink.I would still be there if Larry didn't tell me that you walked out with a girl who will just be a name on your one night stand list.
Jack:Look Zack I'm sorry.
Zack:I'm starting to think "Zack I'm sorry" is my actually due to how many times you've said that since you stole my first girlfriend in junior high and that "Jack I forgive you" is your actual name due to how many time's I've said it
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Jack:I am planning a party at my restaurant ,but only certain people can be let in
Zack:And how will they know they're going to be let in?
Jack:Knowing the secret password
Zack:Secret password?What are you?12?
Jack:Well it's the only way to make sure only the people I want at the party will be let in and only I know it.
Zack:Is it Mercy?
Jack: Ok I will change it
Zack:Hurt me?
Jack:It's like you're in my inside my head
Zack: Lordy Lordy Lordy
Jack:Stop it!
Zack:Come on.I wasn't even trying that time
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Jack:I am planning a party at my restaurant ,but only certain people can be let in
Zack:And how will they know they're going to be let in?
Jack:Knowing the secret password
Zack:Secret password?What are you?12?
Jack:Well it's the only way to make sure only the people I want at the party will be let in and only I know it.
Zack:Is it Mercy?
Jack: Ok I will change it
Zack:Hurt me?
Jack:It's like you're in my inside my head
Zack: Lordy Lordy Lordy
Jack:Stop it!
Zack:Come on.I wasn't even trying that time

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Zack:Hey guy.What's going on?
Drunk Guy:Stay out of this!(throws beer in his eyes)
Zack: Ow!My eyes!I haven't been this blind since after seeing Andre without his gear on!
Drunk:What do you say we take this back to my place?
Jack:Look pal.I've tried to be patient because you're drunk(get his arm twisted)Ow!Ow!Ow!
Terri:Hi ya!(attacks him and throws him out)
Jack:What did you that for?I was about to deck him before you butted in.
Terri:I know.I just didn't want you to hurt that creep.
Jack: Of course.Nobody messes with Jack Tripper.
Mike:Here you go Jack
Jack:Ahh!
Zack:I'll teach you to mess with us!(punches Mike The Bartender)Now you'll never stick your nose in our business again.I wish I could see the look on your face you drunk pervert!
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Zack:Hey guy.What's going on?
Drunk Guy:Stay out of this!(throws beer in his eyes)
Zack: Ow!My eyes!I haven't been this blind since after seeing Andre without his gear on!
Drunk:What do you say we take this back to my place?
Jack:Look pal.I've tried to be patient because you're drunk(get his arm twisted)Ow!Ow!Ow!
Terri:Hi ya!(attacks him and throws him out)
Jack:What did you that for?I was about to deck him before you butted in.
Terri:I know.I just didn't want you to hurt that creep.
Jack: Of course.Nobody messes with Jack Tripper.
Mike:Here you go Jack
Jack:Ahh!
Zack:I'll teach you to mess with us!(punches Mike The Bartender)Now you'll never stick your nose in our business again.I wish I could see the look on your face you drunk pervert!

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