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Old 07-29-2008, 08:37 PM   #16
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Another one, from the episode "Sophia's Choice":

Man: "Problems, problems! The world is bringing me problems! And you are?"
Sophia: "We are the world."
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Old 07-31-2008, 02:16 AM   #17
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the funniest one that comes to mind is the one from the episode where rose's sister visits

Rose's sister:Shes feisty,zesty,and full of old world charm,Sophia.

Sophia:She's mopey,dopey,and full of crap,rose's sister.
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Old 07-31-2008, 06:35 AM   #18
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I was watching yesterday the episode in which Sophia announces she wants to go living with Phil.
Each girl asks how they will go on with her and when Rose asks "What about me Sophia?" she answers "You? You need the Wizard of Oz"..
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Old 07-31-2008, 01:04 PM   #19
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When Blanche and Sophia were dating the same man, and Blanche walks in wearing a nightgown in front of the guy.

Sophia: "Beat it, you fifty year old mattress!"

Same episode: Blanche says she's going to take a bath "with just enough water to barely cover my perky bosoms."

Sophia: "You're only gonna sit in an inch of water?"


One of my faves.
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Old 08-06-2008, 05:35 AM   #20
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Rose: "Here you go Sophia, the perfect after-dinner treat... a nice dish of Jell-O."

Sophia: "I hate Jell-O. If God wanted peaches suspended in midair He would have filled them with helium."



Dorothy: "Ma, could you do that a little more quietly?"

Sophia: "These are Fritos, you want me to swallow them whole?"



Dorothy: "Blanche it taking this well; you know I would KILL Gloria if she ever wrote about MY sexual escapades."

Sophia: "You'd kill your sister over a pamphlet?"



(Rose is on the lanai cooking dinner on the barbecue grill)

Sophia: "Ribs, great... why don't you just KICK the dentures out of my mouth?"
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Old 08-07-2008, 02:15 PM   #21
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Blanche: "Sophia, I think you put too much rum in it."
Sophia: " Who cares?" taking another sip of rum
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Old 08-20-2008, 07:37 AM   #22
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There are so so many to choose from but some of my faves are:

Rose and Blanche are rehearsing for the Sound of Music play they are in - Rose shouts "the Nazis are coming, the Nazis are coming " Sophia comes "old lady running" ( I always loved how she did that ! ) out of the kitchen
"Everyone into the basement quick..." - always makes me chuckle.

Sophia practising her magic tricks borrows Dorothy's watch - smashes it with a hammer and then asks Dorothy if this was her card - " I think I got chapters 7 and 9 mixed up - this watch is broken" " Ma, Stan gave me that watch when we got married" " Well the marriage never worked why should the watch"

I could go on and on - I think with Sophia it wouldn't have mattered what she said, sometimes just one of her looks can make you laugh, it was her timing and delivery of the lines.

I've almost reached the end of season 7 for the 4th time round now - and I never get tired of watching - Love you girls
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Dorothy's friend and the husband were visiting and Sophia was sitting on the couch. He said some sort of smart remark: Blanche-"You'll have to excuse Sophia Jack", Sophia: "Oh! You heard that? I thought I was safe backed up against these cushions".
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Sophia Anna Bush (born July 8, 1982) is an American actress. She is perhaps best known for her role as Brooke Davis in the CW series One Tree Hill and for portraying Grace Andrews in the horror remake The Hitcher (2007).Bush, an only child, was born and raised in Pasadena, California[1] to Charles William Bush, an advertising and celebrity photographer, and Maureen, a photography studio manager.[2] Bush has Italian ancestry,[3] and attended Westridge School for Girls (Pasadena), as well as the University of Southern California. She was a member of the Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority,[4] where she served as Social Chair.
In 2000, she was the Tournament of Roses Parade Queen. Bush attended USC for three years before landing the role of Brooke Davis on One Tree Hill (2003).
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I liked the one where Blanche's old high school flame Ham shows up but he's gained weight and is heavy.

Blanche: Come on in here and let me get a look at you.
Sophia: What else can we look at? The man is covering half the pictures on our walls.
Rose: So, what is Ham short for?
Sophia: My guess would be ham and potatoes.
Rose (to Ham): I hope we get to see more of you. (Dororthy then covers Sophia's mouth lol).
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Old 05-19-2009, 08:13 PM   #26
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Blanche is all upset about her looks after seeing herself on tv.

Blanche: I'm going to be perfect; I'm going to be gorgeous
I'm gonna have my tummy tucked; my butt firmed; my breasts raised and my face lifted! (runs away to her room all upset)

Sophia (Turning to Dorothy): Its a shame to do all that and keep that hair-do!

She always has some smart crack when one of the others is going through a tramatic experience.

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Old 05-25-2009, 05:53 PM   #27
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In "Brother Can You Spare a Dime", when it looks like there not going to find their missing winning lottery ticket:

Rose: I guess now I'll never get to fly on the Concord!

Blanche: and I'll never get to buy that emerald pendant to dangle between my perky bosums!

Sophia: and I'll never get to buy perky bosums!
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Blanche: Well, now I know why Hemingway killed himself. Oh, girls I have writers block. It is the worst feeling in the world!

Sophia: Try 10 days without a bowel movement sometime.

Blanche: You just sit there hour, after hour, after hour!

Sophia: Tell me about it.
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"I take very good care of myself. I treat my body like a temple"
" Yeah, open to everyone, day or night!"
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The favorite Sophia line that I have, is from an episode I am not sure of what the episode is.

Blanche: I take good care of my self. I treat my body like a temple.

Sophia: Yeah, open to everyone day or night!
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