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Old 04-20-2014, 02:23 PM   #121
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My poor husband has unwittingly absorbed so many Golden Girls quotes just by virtue of me watching the show every time it's on, whether on Hallmark or Logo or (previously) Lifetime. He has admitted to me having replied "That would explain the beads of perspiration" during a business meeting when a colleague announces that he has an idea. Likewise, he once quipped to a VIP at a meeting "Better than anyone I know" when said VIP prefaced a remark with "Can I ask a stupid question?" "It was out of my mouth before I could stop it," Mr. Adams lamented to me that evening. "It's all your fault, having that darned show on all the time...."

PS Luckily his co-workers/superiors have a sense of humor and he still has his job!
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Old 04-26-2014, 04:43 PM   #122
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Love the ones where Dorothy name drops a random celebrity (Pam Dawber, Shelly Hack, Madonna, The Gatlin Brothers, etc.) in her snarky way.
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Old 08-22-2014, 09:12 PM   #123
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Blanche: "So, Rose, you're seeing a psychiatrist?" Sophia: "It's about time. The woman gives names to her gingerbread man."

Blanche: "God I wish I was dead."

Blanche: "I can't allow that to happen. It would be...un-Southern." Dorothy: "That's a good belle."
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(After Angela and Sophia have reconciled.)
Dorothy: "I don't believe this." Blanche: "I think it's sweet." Rose: "I think I'm gonna cry." Dorothy: "I think they should both be committed."
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Old 10-21-2014, 09:32 PM   #124
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My favorite quote from the entire series...

Blanche from the season 1 episode "Job Hunting":
"I'm as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo."
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Sophia: "I found the tea rather moist as well."
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Dorothy: "Now Mr. P-feiffer, about the p-funer... about the FUNERAL..."
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If Sophia's Quotes From "The Golden Girls" Were Motivational Posters
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Old 09-15-2015, 03:59 AM   #128
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Default 26 Hilarious Things Rose Nylund Said On “The Golden Girls”

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"I'm not one to blow my own vetugenfluke."
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Old 10-24-2015, 12:55 AM   #129
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Sophia: "Any idiot knows that."
Rose: "I knew that."
Sophia: "See?"

Dorothy: "Where is the-the spirit of Christmas?"
Sophia: "Nieman-Marcus, ladies apparel, third floor."
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Dorothy: "Ma you're making this up."
Sophia: "So what. I'm old. I'm supposed to be careful."
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Dorothy: "Ma you're incredible."
Sophia: "Those were Tony's words, exactly."
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Dorothy: "Roooose, you tramp!"
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Old 11-21-2015, 02:04 PM   #132
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Dorothy:

"Ma.....the Bible's a done deal!"
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Old 12-03-2015, 11:36 PM   #133
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Blow it out your diddy bag...Sophia was my favorite!


Sophia says something smart.


Dorothy: shady pines ma
Sophia: right behind ya.
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Dorothy: "Why is it whenever my ship comes in, it's leaking?"
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Dorothy: "Ma why are you always tryin' to aggravate everyone?"
Sophia: "To relax."

Sophia: "One of the most popular birds in the barnyard."
Blanche: "THE most popular."
Sophia: "And the eighth-graders are seeing a play today about how to be that popular, safely."
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