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Old 02-06-2009, 04:51 PM   #1
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Exclamation Fla. man issued 50 traffic citations in one day

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090206/...odd_bad_driver

BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. Elvis has left the vehicle. A man was arrested on more than 50 traffic citations all in one day. Police said Elvis Alonzo Barrett, 46, fled from police trying to stop him for a traffic violation Thursday morning. Police said he ran through red lights, crashed into another car and a fence. Police said they found crack cocaine and a crack pipe in his car.

Barrett faces several charges, including fleeing and eluding and reckless driving.

He was also issued more than 50 traffic citations on charges including speeding, running red lights, and not wearing a seat belt.

Police said Barrett has a lengthy criminal history and his driver license was suspended.

A phone number listed for him was not in service Thursday night.
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BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. – Elvis has left the vehicle. A man was arrested on more than 50 traffic citations — all in one day. Police said Elvis Alonzo Barrett, 46, fled from police trying to stop him for a traffic violation Thursday morning. Police said he ran through red lights, crashed into another car and a fence. Police said they found crack cocaine and a crack pipe in his car.

Barrett faces several charges, including fleeing and eluding and reckless driving.

He was also issued more than 50 traffic citations on charges including speeding, running red lights, and not wearing a seat belt.

Police said Barrett has a lengthy criminal history and his driver license was suspended.

A phone number listed for him was not in service Thursday night.

Oh, those kooky Floridians!!!
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Another day, another record for the Guinness people to record!!
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I'd rather wait for the bus than get into a car with this guy or Gary Collins.
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You and me both!!!!!!
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Old 02-06-2009, 06:00 PM   #6
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I even think the South Korean woman who failed the test 771 times would be a safer choice.
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Think this guy has sky-high insurance premiums? Oh, he probably doesn't have car insurance, either. Then again, which insurance company would take a chance on him??
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Default Fifty Ways to Lose Your License

You're in serious trouble the cops said to me
Step out of the car and put your hands up please
If you resist arrest we'll whack you in the knees
There must be fifty ways to lose your license

They said we're not trying to be rude
But we're getting tired of your attitude
But we'll repeat ourselves at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to lose your license
Fifty ways to lose your license


Just commit a carjack, Mack
Run a red-light, Dwight
You can post bail, Dale
And set yourself free
Pass a stopped school bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just pay the fee, Lee
And set yourself free


Ooo Just commit a carjack, Mack
Run a red-light, Dwight
You can post bail, Dale
And set yourself free
Pass a stopped school bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just pay the fee, Lee
And set yourself free


The Jailer said oh no it's you again
I lost count at the number of times you've been in?
I said I realize that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways

He said why don't you just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then he slammed the cell door and locked it tight
There must be fifty ways to lose your license
Fifty ways to lose your license


You just commit a carjack, Mack
Run a red-light, Dwight
You can post bail, Dale
And set yourself free
Pass a stopped school bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just pay the fee, Lee
And set yourself free


Commit a carjack, Mack
Run a red-light, Dwight
You can post bail, Dale
And set yourself free
Pass a stopped school bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just pay the fee, Lee
And set yourself free

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Old 02-07-2009, 01:53 PM   #12
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^ Charles, you never cease to amaze me! I love that Paul Simon song, and your lyrics are hysterical. You truly rock, buddy.
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^ Charles, you never cease to amaze me! I love that Paul Simon song, and your lyrics are hysterical. You truly rock, buddy.

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You're in serious trouble the cops said to me
Step out of the car and put your hands up please
If you resist arrest we'll whack you in the knees
There must be fifty ways to lose your license

They said we're not trying to be rude
But we're getting tired of your attitude
But we'll repeat ourselves at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to lose your license
Fifty ways to lose your license


Just commit a carjack, Mack
Run a red-light, Dwight
You can post bail, Dale
And set yourself free
Pass a stopped school bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just pay the fee, Lee
And set yourself free


Ooo Just commit a carjack, Mack
Run a red-light, Dwight
You can post bail, Dale
And set yourself free
Pass a stopped school bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just pay the fee, Lee
And set yourself free


The Jailer said oh no it's you again
I lost count at the number of times you've been in?
I said I realize that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways

He said why don't you just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then he slammed the cell door and locked it tight
There must be fifty ways to lose your license
Fifty ways to lose your license


You just commit a carjack, Mack
Run a red-light, Dwight
You can post bail, Dale
And set yourself free
Pass a stopped school bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just pay the fee, Lee
And set yourself free


Commit a carjack, Mack
Run a red-light, Dwight
You can post bail, Dale
And set yourself free
Pass a stopped school bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just pay the fee, Lee
And set yourself free
Hilarious once again,HILARIOUS!!! Thats awesome!
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Old 02-07-2009, 09:33 PM   #15
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Hilarious once again,HILARIOUS!!! Thats awesome!
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