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Old 02-05-2009, 03:54 AM   #1
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let's just hypothetically say that i wanted to send a small package of recently deceased scorpions to someone in the mail. is it possible that the recipient would get sick or anything by touching the scorpions? or maybe a dead mouse? i wouldn't want to get sued or anything.
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I'm sorry I don't have an answer, but that question made me die laughing.
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Dead scorpions probably can't do much harm if any but to play it safe they should avoid the stinger area. If you really want to avoid being sued then the best thing is to forget to put your return address on the package. Better yet, Why not send them some live Scorpions.


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let's just hypothetically say that i wanted to send a small package of recently deceased scorpions to someone in the mail. is it possible that the recipient would get sick or anything by touching the scorpions? or maybe a dead mouse? i wouldn't want to get sued or anything.
Wow! What's this person done to you?
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LOL revenge via internet tough guy rage.
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well obviously they killed her scorpions.
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I have no idea but that's genius.
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Dead scorpions probably can't do much harm if any but to play it safe they should avoid the stinger area. If you really want to avoid being sued then the best thing is to forget to put your return address on the package. Better yet, Why not send them some live Scorpions.

good one, and thanks.

and yeah, this is just hypothetical. not that i'm in some ongoing battle with my ex's wife and getting back at her for texting me details of their sex life or anything like that.
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I knew it had something to do with her the moment I read it!

Gawd I love your ideas!! If you're worried about a lawsuit, play it safe and go with the old traditional revenge gift of dog poo - preferrably moulded into the form of brownies. Tell her it's a peace offering!!

Just make sure it's still hot outta the dog when you wrap it for the full fragrance.
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good one, and thanks.

and yeah, this is just hypothetical. not that i'm in some ongoing battle with my ex's wife and getting back at her for texting me details of their sex life or anything like that.
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Well I'm no relationship counselor but my adivce will be to let it go. Don't do something foolish like this. Do you really want to start more trouble?

I would just pay it no mind and ignore whatever texts or messages these people leave you. I wouldn't let anyone get power over me like that and make me react and do dumb things. Why waste the time?
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Yes, in all seriousness, I think JamesG is right. Are you actually considering doing that, safety pin?
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Well I'm no relationship counselor but my adivce will be to let it go. Don't do something foolish like this. Do you really want to start more trouble?

I would just pay it no mind and ignore whatever texts or messages these people leave you. I wouldn't let anyone get power over me like that and make me react and do dumb things. Why waste the time?
I agree. Don't let this person live rent-free in your head, Sarah. Resentment is like eating poison and hoping the other person dies.
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I just love her style of writing tho: "recently deceased scorpions" :
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You have to be careful about what you send via the mail. I know certain fruits and animals, live or dead, from other countries can get a person in trouble. Customs is a diligent lot. The best revenge is fix your hair and makeup nice and pretty, throw on that black gown, and either e-mail or send it to them. Living well is the best revenge, or so the saying goes. Looking great is even better revenge.
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