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Old 11-21-2008, 11:14 AM   #16
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I hope it wasn't on a calabrese bun - that could really do some damage!!

Ha..I was thinking if this were a Jimmy John's sub, the guy could probably get charged with assault with a deadly weapon.
 
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Lol Transcript of Sgt Joe Friday and Officer Bill Gannon's Questioning of Victim:

Joe Friday: Good morning Ma'am, We'd like to ask you a few questions.

Woman: Ok.

Joe Friday: Lettuce begin, You claim you were hit in the face with your boyfriend's sandwich, Is that correct?

Woman: Yes Sir.

Joe Friday: Is that what caused the black eye?

Woman : Yes Sir.

Joe Friday: Why?

Woman: He got mad because the bread was rye.

Joe Friday: Let me make sure I have the facts straight, You were hit in the eye because the bread was rye?

Woman: Yes Sir.

Joe Friday: Then what, Ma'am?

Woman: I started to cry.

Joe Friday: Because of the rye?

Woman: No.

Joe Friday: What caused you to cry, Ma'am?

Woman: Onions, They got in my eye.

Joe Friday: Did you seek medical attention, Ma'am?

Woman: Yes Sir.

Joe Friday: Where at Ma'am?

Woman: Mayo Clinic.

Joe Friday: Who paid for the sandwiches, Ma'am?

Woman: I did, He had no dough.

Joe Friday: So you're the bread-winner around here?

Woman: Yes Sir, I bring home the bacon.

Joe Friday: What does your boyfriend do, Ma'am?

Woman: He loafs around all day.

Joe Friday: Where's your boyfriend now, Ma'am?

Woman: Why? Is he in trouble?

Joe Friday: A real pickle, Ma'am.

Woman: He ran out the back when he saw your car.

Joe Friday: Wish you had told us sooner, Ma'am.

Woman: Are you mad at me?

Joe Friday: No Ma'am, We have no beef with you.

Woman: Ok.

Joe Friday: It's your boyfriend we're after ma'am, We'll ketchup with him sooner or later.

Bill Gannon: Sounds like a violent man, Will he resist arrest?

Woman: No Sir, He'll give himself up.

Bill Gannon: Just as I thought, A coward when confronted. These types usually are.

Woman: Yes Sir, A real chicken.

Woman: Anymore questions?

Joe Friday: No Ma'am, That'll be all and thank you.

Woman: You're welcome.

Joe Friday: Goodbye Ma'am.

Woman: Sgt Friday?

Joe Friday: Yes Ma'am?

Woman: I hope you catch him.

Joe Friday: Relish the thought, Ma'am.

Bill Gannon: Hey Joe, It's almost lunch time. Want to go to Quiznos?

Joe Friday: There's a Subway down the street.

Bill Gannon: Let's roll.
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I cant follow THAT @_@ ^^^
 
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never follow an act like that
 
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especially at Zoneboy's post!

Seriously though, I hope this guy is sentenced to some anger management classes or something before he hits someone with something more dangerous than a sandwich.

A moldy chunk of cheese, for example
 
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I'd smack him back with an 18 oz steak!
 
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especially at Zoneboy's post!

Seriously though, I hope this guy is sentenced to some anger management classes or something before he hits someone with something more dangerous than a sandwich.

A moldy chunk of cheese, for example
This sounds like a Seinfeld episode. Was this guy's name George Costanza or Newman?
 
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