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11-21-2008, 11:14 AM
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11-21-2008, 12:37 PM
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 Good Grief!!
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11-21-2008, 12:50 PM
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11-21-2008, 01:11 PM
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Yet another man who loves throwing five dollar footlongs at people........
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11-21-2008, 02:01 PM
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Transcript of Sgt Joe Friday and Officer Bill Gannon's Questioning of Victim:
Joe Friday: Good morning Ma'am, We'd like to ask you a few questions.
Woman: Ok. Joe Friday: Lettuce begin, You claim you were hit in the face with your boyfriend's sandwich, Is that correct? Woman: Yes Sir. Joe Friday: Is that what caused the black eye? Woman : Yes Sir. Joe Friday: Why? Woman: He got mad because the bread was rye. Joe Friday: Let me make sure I have the facts straight, You were hit in the eye because the bread was rye? Woman: Yes Sir. Joe Friday: Then what, Ma'am? Woman: I started to cry. Joe Friday: Because of the rye? Woman: No. Joe Friday: What caused you to cry, Ma'am? Woman: Onions, They got in my eye. Joe Friday: Did you seek medical attention, Ma'am? Woman: Yes Sir. Joe Friday: Where at Ma'am? Woman: Mayo Clinic. Joe Friday: Who paid for the sandwiches, Ma'am? Woman: I did, He had no dough. Joe Friday: So you're the bread-winner around here? Woman: Yes Sir, I bring home the bacon. Joe Friday: What does your boyfriend do, Ma'am? Woman: He loafs around all day. Joe Friday: Where's your boyfriend now, Ma'am? Woman: Why? Is he in trouble? Joe Friday: A real pickle, Ma'am. Woman: He ran out the back when he saw your car. Joe Friday: Wish you had told us sooner, Ma'am. Woman: Are you mad at me? Joe Friday: No Ma'am, We have no beef with you. Woman: Ok. Joe Friday: It's your boyfriend we're after ma'am, We'll ketchup with him sooner or later. Bill Gannon: Sounds like a violent man, Will he resist arrest? Woman: No Sir, He'll give himself up. Bill Gannon: Just as I thought, A coward when confronted. These types usually are. Woman: Yes Sir, A real chicken. Woman: Anymore questions? Joe Friday: No Ma'am, That'll be all and thank you. Woman: You're welcome. Joe Friday: Goodbye Ma'am. Woman: Sgt Friday? Joe Friday: Yes Ma'am? Woman: I hope you catch him. Joe Friday: Relish the thought, Ma'am. Bill Gannon: Hey Joe, It's almost lunch time. Want to go to Quiznos? Joe Friday: There's a Subway down the street. Bill Gannon: Let's roll.
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11-21-2008, 02:20 PM
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I cant follow THAT @_@ ^^^
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11-21-2008, 02:29 PM
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11-21-2008, 02:57 PM
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never follow an act like that
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11-21-2008, 04:12 PM
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especially at Zoneboy's post! Seriously though, I hope this guy is sentenced to some anger management classes or something before he hits someone with something more dangerous than a sandwich. A moldy chunk of cheese, for example |
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11-21-2008, 05:50 PM
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I'd smack him back with an 18 oz steak!
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11-21-2008, 06:12 PM
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11-21-2008, 06:29 PM
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