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Old 01-20-2019, 03:03 PM   #31
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Miss Landers to Judy: that’s it Judy I’ve had enough of your b.s. After school you are to write on the blackboard 100x “I will not be an obnoxious snitch brown-nose”
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Lumpy: Okay, Father, I will stop being a big dope immediately. And please, Father, when I do that, please stop calling me Lumpy. Okay?
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Lumpy: Daddy, can Mommy mend my pants for me if I behave like a good widdle boy?
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Lumpy: Before you come into the living room, let me confess, Daddy. I spilled ginger ale on the brand new carpet.

Fred: You big dope. I'm gonna take away your Captain Kangaroo and confiscate all your comic books.
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Lumpy: Before you come into the living room, let me confess, Daddy. I spilled ginger ale on the brand new carpet.

Fred: You big dope. I'm gonna take away your Captain Kangaroo and confiscate all your comic books.
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^June (to Larry): You NEED to go on a diet, Larry. So does your mother.
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June to Eddie: And what fine manners you have Edward. You are one of the most sincere and trustworthy boys I know. Yes, you can go up and play with young Theodore and Wallace.
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Lumpy: Dad, Violet's bugging me and I can't even hear Captain Kangaroo.

Fred: Cool it, Violet; I can't hear, either. And Clarence, call me Daddy!
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Fred: Cool it, Violet; I can't hear, either. And Clarence, call me Daddy!
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Ward: Who was that guy you went with right before we met?

June: It's been so long I don't remember his name but boy was he a hunk!

Ward: Hunk? June, what the devil are you talking about? I've heard of a hunk of cake, and Wally talks about having a hunk of milk, but hunk...of what?

June: You don't want to know, dear.
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Ward to Mrs. Rayburn: go suck an egg!
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Beaver to Gilbert: Shut up you creep. I am sick of you getting me into trouble. Go home and never darken my door again!
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Fred Rutherford to Lumpy: Stop calling me daddy-it makes you sound like a three year old - you big baboon!
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Wally: I don't want to play sports anymore, Father. I want to join the Chess Club.
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Beaver: Daddy, Lumpy’s going to tutor me in Math.
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