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bliss · 04-26-2014, 03:43 PM

Love the ones where Dorothy name drops a random celebrity (Pam Dawber, Shelly Hack, Madonna, The Gatlin Brothers, etc.) in her snarky way.

Ohio8 · 08-22-2014, 08:12 PM

Blanche: "So, Rose, you're seeing a psychiatrist?" Sophia: "It's about time. The woman gives names to her gingerbread man."

Blanche: "God I wish I was dead."

Blanche: "I can't allow that to happen. It would be...un-Southern." Dorothy: "That's a good belle."

tlc38tlc38 · 10-21-2014, 08:32 PM

My favorite quote from the entire series...

Blanche from the season 1 episode "Job Hunting":
"I'm as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo."

Ohio8 · 07-20-2015, 05:05 PM

Sophia: "I found the tea rather moist as well."

OKCRay · 07-22-2015, 04:53 AM

Dorothy: "Now Mr. P-feiffer, about the p-funer... about the FUNERAL..."

TMC · 07-25-2015, 02:24 AM

If Sophia's Quotes From "The Golden Girls" Were Motivational Posters

TMC · 09-15-2015, 02:59 AM

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mathewguiver...w-cookie-dough

Quote:

"I'm not one to blow my own vetugenfluke."

Ohio8 · 10-23-2015, 11:55 PM

Sophia: "Any idiot knows that."
Rose: "I knew that."
Sophia: "See?"

Dorothy: "Where is the-the spirit of Christmas?"
Sophia: "Nieman-Marcus, ladies apparel, third floor."

treegold · 11-20-2015, 10:09 AM

Dorothy: "Roooose, you tramp!"

bandonurse · 11-21-2015, 02:04 PM

Dorothy:

"Ma.....the Bible's a done deal!"

Shadypinesma · 12-03-2015, 11:36 PM

Blow it out your diddy bag...Sophia was my favorite!

Sophia says something smart.

Dorothy: shady pines ma
Sophia: right behind ya.

Ohio8 · 12-21-2015, 07:11 PM

Dorothy: "Why is it whenever my ship comes in, it's leaking?"

Ohio8 · 01-17-2016, 05:44 PM

Dorothy: "Ma why are you always tryin' to aggravate everyone?"
Sophia: "To relax."

Sophia: "One of the most popular birds in the barnyard."
Blanche: "THE most popular."
Sophia: "And the eighth-graders are seeing a play today about how to be that popular, safely."

Ohio8 · 02-11-2016, 08:09 PM

Rose: "No! I took the bull by the horns, turned him around and showed her what makes a bull a bull."

Blanche: "Honey didn't that give you a false impression of what a man would look like?"
Rose: "It sure did...can you imagine my surprise on my wedding night with Charlie? Boy, that bull would've been jealous."

Ohio8 · 02-11-2016, 08:13 PM

Dorothy: "Oh, Rose, you're a genius."
Sophia: "Boy, there's a sentence you don't hear every day."
* * * *
Blanche (to Dorothy): "This is like 'The Twilight Zone," somehow we got on a train that ended up in Rose's mind."

08-22-2014, 08:12 PM	#122
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 10,717	Blanche: "So, Rose, you're seeing a psychiatrist?" Sophia: "It's about time. The woman gives names to her gingerbread man." Blanche: "God I wish I was dead." Blanche: "I can't allow that to happen. It would be...un-Southern." Dorothy: "That's a good belle."
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10-21-2014, 08:32 PM	#123
tlc38tlc38 Dolly Dolly Dolly Forum Veteran Join Date: May 02, 2008 Location: I’m just travelin’ thru Posts: 13,950	My favorite quote from the entire series... Blanche from the season 1 episode "Job Hunting": "I'm as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo."
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07-22-2015, 04:53 AM	#125
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11-20-2015, 10:09 AM	#129
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02-11-2016, 08:13 PM	#135
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 10,717	Dorothy: "Oh, Rose, you're a genius." Sophia: "Boy, there's a sentence you don't hear every day." * * * * Blanche (to Dorothy): "This is like 'The Twilight Zone," somehow we got on a train that ended up in Rose's mind."
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04-26-2014, 03:43 PM	#121
bliss THAT GIRL Forum Regular Join Date: Apr 26, 2009 Posts: 992	Love the ones where Dorothy name drops a random celebrity (Pam Dawber, Shelly Hack, Madonna, The Gatlin Brothers, etc.) in her snarky way.

07-20-2015, 05:05 PM	#124
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 10,717	Sophia: "I found the tea rather moist as well."

07-25-2015, 02:24 AM	#126
TMC Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jan 09, 2001 Posts: 32,318	If Sophia's Quotes From "The Golden Girls" Were Motivational Posters

10-23-2015, 11:55 PM	#128
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 10,717	Sophia: "Any idiot knows that." Rose: "I knew that." Sophia: "See?" Dorothy: "Where is the-the spirit of Christmas?" Sophia: "Nieman-Marcus, ladies apparel, third floor."

11-21-2015, 02:04 PM	#130
bandonurse Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 17, 2015 Location: Mentor, Ohio Posts: 323	Dorothy: "Ma.....the Bible's a done deal!"

12-03-2015, 11:36 PM	#131
Shadypinesma Blow it out your diddy bag. First Time Poster Join Date: Dec 02, 2015 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1	Blow it out your diddy bag...Sophia was my favorite! Sophia says something smart. Dorothy: shady pines ma Sophia: right behind ya.

12-21-2015, 07:11 PM	#132
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 10,717	Dorothy: "Why is it whenever my ship comes in, it's leaking?"

01-17-2016, 05:44 PM	#133
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 10,717	Dorothy: "Ma why are you always tryin' to aggravate everyone?" Sophia: "To relax." Sophia: "One of the most popular birds in the barnyard." Blanche: "THE most popular." Sophia: "And the eighth-graders are seeing a play today about how to be that popular, safely."

02-11-2016, 08:09 PM	#134
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 10,717	Rose: "No! I took the bull by the horns, turned him around and showed her what makes a bull a bull." Blanche: "Honey didn't that give you a false impression of what a man would look like?" Rose: "It sure did...can you imagine my surprise on my wedding night with Charlie? Boy, that bull would've been jealous."

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