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Old 11-24-2018, 03:26 PM   #1
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1st line= 5 syllables, 2nd=7 3rd=5

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Dorothy is smart:
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Rose is a dim wit
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Sophie's friend Martha
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Miami's got style
Dorothy sings this jingle
Rose plays piano
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And in haiku, the lines don't have to form a whole sentence. You can really be artsy:

"The Golden Girls"
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Did he rob a bank?
Sophia's boyfriend Rocco
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"Picture it: Sic'ly"
"In the south...well...Big Daddy"
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It is Miles' birthday.
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The Rusty Anchor
A bar where Dorothy sings
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Stan is a dirtbag!
Leaves Dorothy for a tart
He’s bald and a yutz!
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Says “Hi, it's me, Stan.”
38 years of marriage
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Blanche is hot to trot
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Who says “Picture it..?”
It's Sophia Petrillo,
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