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Milburn Drysdale: Miss Hathaway, are you responsible for the employees of this bank referring to me as Ebeneezer Scrooge?
Jane Hathaway: No, why do you ask?
Milburn Drysdale: When I came through the lobby just now they all chanted in unison 'Here come da Scrooge! Here come da Scrooge!
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Jed Clampett: Now, hear me out. We been wantin' to have a good ol' fashioned barbecue.
Granny: But, Jethro'll go to fightin' it!
Jed Clampett: Not for long. 'Pears to me they ain't nothin' a man can get his fill of, faster, than scrappin' with a bull.
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Jed Clampett: What do you think Pearl? You think I oughta move?

Cousin Pearl Bodine: Jed, how can you even ask? Look around you. You live eight miles from your nearest neighbor. You're overrun with skunks, possums, coyotes, and bobcats. You use kerosene lamps for light. You cook on a wood stove, summer and winter. You're drinkin' homemade moonshine, and washin' with homemade lye soap. And your bathroom is fifty feet from the house. And you ask should you move!?

Jed Clampett: [ponders all this] Yeah, I reckon you're right. Man'd be a dang fool to leave all this.
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Jed Clampett: What do you think Pearl? You think I oughta move?

Cousin Pearl Bodine: Jed, how can you even ask? Look around you. You live eight miles from your nearest neighbor. You're overrun with skunks, possums, coyotes, and bobcats. You use kerosene lamps for light. You cook on a wood stove, summer and winter. You're drinkin' homemade moonshine, and washin' with homemade lye soap. And your bathroom is fifty feet from the house. And you ask should you move!?

Jed Clampett: [ponders all this] Yeah, I reckon you're right. Man'd be a dang fool to leave all this.
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Granny: Boltin' Beauregard! What happened to you? Got caught in a barbed-wire fence runnin' from the battle?
Milburn Drysdale: Granny, I was executing a fast flanking maneuver.
Granny: That's true. You got the fastest-movin' flanks I ever seen.
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Jane Hathaway: Maria, tell me more about your frightening experience with Jethro.

Marie: Well, there was a knock, I opened the door, and Jethro just swept me up into his big strong arms, held me tight and wouldn't let me go.

Jane Hathaway: And he said that was feuding?

Marie: Yes, that's why I was afraid to open the door right now.

Jane Hathaway: You've been through a shattering ordeal. Go and lie down... I'll watch the front door.
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Miss Jane: "I must say it's inspirational how you found a place for the Clampetts right nextdoor to your own."

Mr. Drysdale: "The people who lived there were my best friends and neighbors for over 20 years. I'm really going to miss them."

Miss Jane: "It's a shame they had to file for bankruptcy and had to sell the place."

Mr. Drysdale: "I know. I'd hate to think that my phone call to the IRS had anything to do with it."
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Lafe Crick: Now, no more a' this chasin' after other girls. Can't no boy love TWO girls.
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