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Old 01-13-2018, 08:34 PM   #421
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Jack:Well isn't she getting to be a problem?
Zack: Oh yeah Jack.Terri can't stop sticking her tongue down your throat.You poor guy
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Jack:Well isn't she getting to be a problem?
Zack: Oh yeah Jack.Terri can't stop sticking her tongue down your throat.You poor guy

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Larry:Zack would you like to buy a used car?
Zack:No.Otherwise I'll end up like your dates.
Larry:How?
Zack:Wishing they weren't talked into doing something that turned into a disaster
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Larry:Zack would you like to buy a used car?
Zack:No.Otherwise I'll end up like your dates.
Larry:How?
Zack:Wishing they weren't talked into doing something that turned into a disaster

Terri: Zack is right you know.
Zack: *wide-eyed* I'm always right.
Terri: Don't push it.
Zack: Sorry.
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Jack:What do you think of my fiance?
Zack:She's the devil
Jack:That's an awful thing to say.
Zack:You're right.I guess it is offensive to the devil
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Janet:I don't understand why you're taking Jack's side after what he did.
Zack:He didn't do anything.Plus even if him & Diane hooked up,they're both adults.As long as he didn't get her pregnant or a disease that he could've gotten from one of the many loose women he went out with,I don't see anything wrong with this picture.
Terri:You're just saying that because it isn't your sister.
Zack:I don't have a sister.
Janet:What if you had a sister?
Zack:Then I'd wonder why Jack would want to hook up with his cousin.
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Janet:I don't understand why you're taking Jack's side after what he did.
Zack:He didn't do anything.Plus even if him & Diane hooked up,they're both adults.As long as he didn't get her pregnant or a disease that he could've gotten from one of the many loose women he went out with,I don't see anything wrong with this picture.
Terri:You're just saying that because it isn't your sister.
Zack:I don't have a sister.
Janet:What if you had a sister?
Zack:Then I'd wonder why Jack would want to hook up with his cousin.

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Zack:Jack,what are you doing with the girls' magazine?

Jack:Just curious

Larry:Are you jealous of any of the guys in there?

Zack: Burn!(high fives Larry)

Jack:CHeck out this quiz.When your boyfriend kisses you,he:A.Looks deeply into your eyes B.Cradles your neck softly C.Unhooks your bra

Larry:C.,definenlty C.

Jack:You know you're supposed to be answering as a woman

Larry:Well I'd like a boyfriend who isn't afraid to go up my shirt

Zack: Don't worry Larry,you'll find him someday

Zack's the man!
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Jack:We should give her a maid dress,some nylon stockings,and red lipstick with a french accent.Oolala mesure Tripper

Janet:He's sick

Zack:That would be cool

Terri:So is Zack,and he's the more sensetive one

And the funnier one.
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Jack:She's in my bedroom right now.
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Janet:Are you saying that just saying to teach us a lesson?
Zack: (seeing Daphne coming out of Jack's room) Uh Jack
Jack:Not now Zack.She came over here to smoothe things over between us.She's a very sweet girl.
Terri:So what is she doing in your bedroom?
Jack:I hid her in there so you wouldn't get the wrong impression.The poor girl has been through enough.
Zack:Uh Jack
Jack:Not now Zack
Zack: (as Daphne is leaving)
Jack:If you don't believe,go in there
Janet: Ok ok.(she & Terri go in and come out)
Terri:She's lovely.Just lovely.
Jack:So she can stay?
Janet:Of course
Jack:Yes!(goes into his room and comes out)
Terri:And so are you
Jackaphne!Daphne!Zack have you seen Daphne?
Zack:She left.
Jack:Why didn't you say anything?
Zack:
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Jack:She's in my bedroom right now.
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Janet:Are you saying that just saying to teach us a lesson?
Zack: (seeing Daphne coming out of Jack's room) Uh Jack
Jack:Not now Zack.She came over here to smoothe things over between us.She's a very sweet girl.
Terri:So what is she doing in your bedroom?
Jack:I hid her in there so you wouldn't get the wrong impression.The poor girl has been through enough.
Zack:Uh Jack
Jack:Not now Zack
Zack: (as Daphne is leaving)
Jack:If you don't believe,go in there
Janet: Ok ok.(she & Terri go in and come out)
Terri:She's lovely.Just lovely.
Jack:So she can stay?
Janet:Of course
Jack:Yes!(goes into his room and comes out)
Terri:And so are you
Jackaphne!Daphne!Zack have you seen Daphne?
Zack:She left.
Jack:Why didn't you say anything?
Zack:

Between Jack, Zack, and Larry, I would say Zack is my favorite.
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