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Old 07-16-2014, 11:56 AM   #1
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Default Are There Any Men That Don't Have A Girlfriend Or A Wife?

Hey to the single men, don't feel bad if you don't have a woman because i know women are difficult to deal with especially black women. Black women are the worst and that's why i want a white woman. I've been single for 12 years and i don't like it because i want a woman but i deal with it. I know most single men think their life sucks because they don't have a woman and they haven't had sex but don't think like that. There's other important things besides having sex and having a girlfriend like having a job, having a place to live, having a car. Whenever i have a job, i'm happy because i like money. I'm only working a part time job now because i lost my full time job earlier this month because the company hired a contractor to replace me. The thing that pissed me off about that was that i loved my job and i had been there almost 9 years and i wanted to retire from there. I have a job interview i'm going to tomorrow for a groundskeeper at a apartment which is what i was doing at my last job. Plus my former boss at my last job is trying to get me to come back because he told me the new guy isn't working out. So he told me yesterday he was gonna give me a call today and let me know if i can come back.


Do ya'll single men sometimes deal with prostitutes, watch pornos and go to strip clubs? I used to deal with prostitutes but i don't do it anymore because i don't like wasting money. I've never been to a strip club and the reason why i wouldn't go there is for the same reason i won't deal with prostitutes anymore which is because i don't like wasting money. I also don't watch pornos because i don't wanna watch a man and a woman only having sex and giving each other oral sex. Are any of ya'll single men virgins? If you are, don't be embarrased about it. Don't let ignorant men try to get you to have sex just because they're dissing you and laughing at you. Have sex when you're ready to have sex. I've never dissed and laughed at single men who are virgins because there's nothing funny about that. I know ya'll single men love women and if women don't wanna be with you, that's their problem. If you die without having sex, don't think that your life sucks because that's not true. If i was to die without having sex, i wouldn't think that my life sucked. I don't need a woman for my life to be good. I do things that make me happy and takes my mind off of women like listening to r&b and rap music, watching movies, watching NBA and NFL games.
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Old 07-16-2014, 10:13 PM   #3
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I`m single but I don`t blame women for that fact! I`m shy and I`ve made choices that led me to be in this situation.
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I am still single never been married and don't plan on it anytime soon. I'm celibate and don't mind the single life.
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Old 07-23-2014, 01:16 PM   #5
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Well don't feel bad about being single because i know ya'll love women just like i do. I wish i had a woman because i love black and white women. I like some hispanic women. I would prefer a black woman over a white woman. I have a foot fettish and i love massaging and kissing women's feet. It would suck for me to go to my grave single because being intimate with a woman is nice and it's the best feeling in the world. I know a lot of women get hate from men because of them being stuck up, having a attitude and being golddiggers but women are the best thing that God created.
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Old 08-02-2014, 09:18 AM   #6
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I never had girl friend I never even kissed a girl yet. girls ask me out but I said no I was really shy in middle school and high school some girls put me down in middle school i was kind of fat in middle school and high school im still fat now. no one hardly talked to my in high school. I did like one or two girls in high school. but i didn't have a job or knew how to drive. I wish I had a girl friend. but not really sure if I wont one right now but I hope I like to get married and have kids. even if its just girl who's a friend
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I have had MORE than my share of women in my life and I will tell you all this: Women, like men CHANGE over time. So even if you DO actually find a very attractive woman who is willing and happy to have you as a lover and/or friend, her personality and expectations about what she wants from you will drive her away from you and right into another woman's arms. So whatever you do, DO NOT GET MARRIED. Because the woman you marry today will NOT be the same woman even 5 years from now. Most likely you will not like what she becomes and if you are married, you are stuck with her, or will have to pay an incredible amount of money for you own freedom.
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I have had MORE than my share of women in my life and I will tell you all this: Women, like men CHANGE over time. So even if you DO actually find a very attractive woman who is willing and happy to have you as a lover and/or friend, her personality and expectations about what she wants from you will drive her away from you and right into another woman's arms. So whatever you do, DO NOT GET MARRIED. Because the woman you marry today will NOT be the same woman even 5 years from now. Most likely you will not like what she becomes and if you are married, you are stuck with her, or will have to pay an incredible amount of money for you own freedom.
Well don't speak for everyone, and people should make up their own mind on marriage. I've been married for 19 years, and yes people change, that's part of life, but that doesn't automatically mean it's a bad thing. Change can also be for the better. I wouldn't trade my life for the world.
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Well don't speak for everyone, and people should make up their own mind on marriage. I've been married for 19 years, and yes people change, that's part of life, but that doesn't automatically mean it's a bad thing. Change can also be for the better. I wouldn't trade my life for the world.
Congratulations to you and I wish you and your wife many, many more years of wedded bliss. I was NOT talking for everyone. I was speaking on behalf of men that ONLY like young (21 - 35 years of age) women. I don't find older women attractive at all. It's an acquired taste to still be turned on by a woman with sags and wrinkles. I wouldn't stay with a woman to the point where I couldn't compare her to the finest women I run across each and everyday. That's why I am not married. When they start to not look their very best, I upgrade to another woman who is just hitting her prime. Married men can't do that. Single men can, so for that fact alone I wasn't speaking for every man.
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Cleverfun3000 always speaks the truth about women hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I agree with what you said. I don't wanna get married and i know i'll never get married anyway because my luck with women hasn't been good in a long time. I don't care that women don't want me but i bet if i was a rich guy driving a nice car, cute women would be all over me whether they're black or white hahahahahahahahaha. It's funny to me how women get upset about men calling them golddiggers when that's what they are LOL.
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