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Old 08-01-2014, 07:09 PM   #91
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Rose: How do you know its spanish?
Dorothy: Because it wears a little sombrero

Blanche: Dorothy, what is that?
Dorothy: It's a flounder Blanche

Dorothy: I have a date
Blanche: With A Man?
Dorothy: No, with a venus flytrap

Dorothy: I brought Dinner (holding a pizza)
Rose: What'd you get?
Dorothy: A bucket of fried chicken. I hope you like it extra flat and crispy

Rose: Pass What?
Dorothy: A slow moving winobego

Dorothy: Blanche is depressed Rose
Rose: Do you think she is depressed about Rebecca?
Dorothy: No Rose, She's depressed because Marblehead Manor is only on once a week.

Dorothy: Barry was the man I wanted to be the first
Rose: First Where
Dorothy: On Mars Rose

ROse: OOOOH, You'll never guess what I found
Dorothy: Jimmy Hoffa

Rose: OOOOH, you'll never guess what I found
Dorothy: Judge Crater

Dorothy: Shhh, they could still be here
Rose: Who?
Dorothy: The supreme court, who

Rose: Sophia, Did you come to bail us out?
Dorothy: No Rose, she's dropping off a manicotti with a file in it

Stan: I just left the hospital, they said Sophia was discharged. Is she here?
Dorothy: No, I haven't taken her out of the trunk of the car yet

There are so many more that I will post later
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Old 08-04-2014, 11:00 AM   #92
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Bea Arthur was the queen of sarcasm
No other actress can deliver a cold hard stare and a deadpan sarcastic remark like her
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Old 10-24-2014, 04:41 AM   #93
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"Fine! Gimme 20,000 Hebrews and we'll have it moved outta here in no time!"

"Rose...how many head wounds have YOU had?"

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