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Old 03-29-2009, 06:28 AM   #61
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from the Flu episode:

Rose: Do we have any more orange juice?

Dorothy: (pouring the remaining juice into her glass) No, we're all out!
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Old 03-29-2009, 02:04 PM   #62
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from the Flu episode:

Rose: Do we have any more orange juice?

Dorothy: (pouring the remaining juice into her glass) No, we're all out!

I love that one, too!
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Old 05-12-2009, 05:53 AM   #63
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Old 05-15-2009, 09:27 PM   #64
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Mine is the one I saw on one of last night's syndicated episodes. Everyone's in the same bed because the heat went out and Rose decides to say her prayers. Right at the end of it Dorothy interrupts with 'Good night Rose, and thanks for the lovely prayer'. Rose gets in bed and Blanche says 'Thank you Dorothy' and Dorothy goes 'I didn't do anything'. Not sarcasm, but still the best Dorothy moment.
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Old 05-23-2009, 08:10 PM   #65
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This is my favorite:

After Rose keeps trying to convince Dorothy that she is just in denial about Sophia's paralysis.

Dorothy: Look Fluff-head!! Why should I deny being in denial when I never said I was in denial!! You are the one who said I was in denial and don't you deny it!!
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Old 05-24-2009, 11:48 AM   #66
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"Come off it, Blanche! Not all of us are classified by the navy as a friendly port."

“We have Maalox and Estrogen…”

Not necessarily a sarcastic remark but timing Dorothy, Sophia and Stan are at the ballpark and Dorothy says she usually gets stuck sitting next to a big sweaty man who insists on taking off his shirt and man sits next to her does just that and she says…”what kept you?”

I too liked when Dorothy and Sophia after a spat refer to each other as Mrs. Zbornak and Mrs. Petrillo respectively.

“We didn’t drive to Sodom and Gomorrah Rose!” After admitting she had been with Glenn O’Brian

That's all I can think of. But Dorothy had one in every episode I think.
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When Stan wants to take Dorothy and Sophia to a baseball game:

Dorothy: I can't think of anything I would rather do less.
Stan: Want to go to bed with me???
Dorothy: Take me out to the ballgame.

Murder Mystery Weekend when Blanche is accused of killing someone:

Blanche's Coworker: This tramp murdered him.
Dorothy: This tramp is incapable of murder.
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Blanche meets Big Daddy's much younger wife:

Dorothy: Say hello to Big Mommy.
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When Stan wants to take Dorothy and Sophia to a baseball game:

Dorothy: I can't think of anything I would rather do less.
Stan: Want to go to bed with me???
Dorothy: Take me out to the ballgame.

Murder Mystery Weekend when Blanche is accused of killing someone:

Blanche's Coworker: This tramp murdered him.
Dorothy: This tramp is incapable of murder.
In this same episode Kendall comes up to Blanche and says something to her and Blanche comes back with "My, my your sweet words could charm the dew right off the honeysuckle."
Dorothy comes back with this.
"Great Blanche,now do Brer Rabbit."
Later on in the episode the detective talks to Blanche believing she was guilty of murdering Kendall.
"My, my your sweet words could charm the morning dew right off the honeysuckle."
Dorothy:"Not now, Blanche!"
Blanche: "If not now, when?"
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the lesbian lovers episode where rose is working at the tv station and blanche and dorothy unknowingly go on the show as lesbian lovers. sophia plays along and asks them a question from the audience...

sophia
"what kind of pain and embarrassment has this lifestyle caused your mother?"

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"i don't know but i'll ask her tomorrow when i visit her at....the home."

awesome topic.
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Blanche: Did you girls know that the size of a man's ears is directly proportional to his other bodily organ?
Rose: What do you mean?
Dorothy: He had a big, floppy pancreas
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my favorite of all time:

After the plumber delivered the "Dolan low boy" toilet:

Dorothy: It's no use Rose, we'll never lift it.
Rose: Now come on Dorothy, if the Egyptians built the pyrimids, then we can move this.
Dorothy: Fine. Get me ten thousand Hebrews and we'll have it out of here in no time.

Makes me crack up every time...
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Episode when Dorthy work with Blance in the meuseum. Blance wants to know what secret Dorthy is keeping from her. Blance call Dorthy a no good backstabber. Dorthy says...I'm sorry flattery will not work!
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Dorthy - Come on, Ma, lets go out on the lania.
Sophia- No, I think I'll stay here.
Dorthy- Shady Pines Ma.
Sophia- Your bluffing.
Dorothy- The west wing.
Sophia- I'm right behind you, pussycat!

Dorthy- Ma, I have a feeling you are lying.
Rose- Dorthy be positive!
Dorothy- Ok, I'm positive you are lying.

Dorothy- Good night, Rose! Go to sleep, honey! Pray for brains!

Sophia- Play it safe, stay with the curse.
Dorothy- Ma, I've stayed with you all these years.

Dorothy- I have a date.
Blanche- With a man!
Dorothy- No Blanche, with a Venus fly trap!
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When Sophia has the nun come visit about her joining the order and Dorothy says "I would but there don't seem to be any SHADY PINES to sit under.'
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