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PattiLangdon · 02-24-2016, 04:54 AM

haha haha

Ohio8 · 03-05-2016, 12:29 PM

Blanche: "We Southern families stick together."
Sophia: "We sho' do."

fleeg1980 · 06-19-2016, 10:00 AM

From the episode where Blanche's daughter Rebecca and the girls visit the birthing center. When a mother screams and Blanche tells Rebecca that the pain of childbirth is woman's lot in life. Rebecca asks what man's lot is and Dorothy says "their eyebrows grow together."

Ohio8 · 07-02-2016, 06:14 PM

Rose: "Do these glasses make me look stupid?"
Dorothy: "Let's just say they don't hide it."

Blanche: " ...my life is an open book."
Sophia: " Your life is an open blouse."

Ohio8 · 07-21-2016, 06:56 PM

Sophia: "It's great bringing two idiots closer together."
Dorothy: "I think that's the motto of the St. Olaf telephone company."

Ohio8 · 07-27-2016, 06:55 PM

Blanche: "...just like looking in a mirror."
Sophia: "Get some Windex!"

Dorothy: "At 30,000 feet she picks up a doctor. Now I see the family resemblance."

Lucy: "I hope I wasn't too much trouble."
Dorothy: "No. We enjoyed having you."
Sophia: "So did half of Miami."
Dorothy: "Ma."

bandonurse · 08-16-2016, 03:30 PM

"DOROTHY:

"Blanche, you don't' turn gay. You're either gay or you're not"........

BLANCHE:

"Dorothy! If he had been gay in the first place, he would have had better taste in jewelry."

Ron Ron · 02-09-2017, 06:51 PM

Ron Ron · 02-09-2017, 06:52 PM

bandonurse · 02-10-2017, 05:19 PM

Rose: "You must be Dorothy!"

Dorothy: (responding to Rose's excessive cheerfulness) "And you must be Mrs. Rogers!"

TMC · 02-13-2017, 01:02 AM

21 Savage Burns From "The Golden Girls" That We’re Still Recovering From

Ohio8 · 03-16-2017, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ron Ron

Sophia: "No argument from this corner."

Ohio8 · 04-18-2017, 06:45 PM

Dorothy: "Look at this. The woman has more colors than Benjamin Moore Paints."

bandonurse · 05-06-2017, 12:33 PM

Rose:

Yes....she was my only competition.... Dead. Dead. Dead....... Muffin?

Cheesecake101 · 05-15-2017, 12:22 AM

Blanche: Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to take a long hot steamy bath with barely enough water to cover my perky bosoms.

Sophia: You're only going to sit in an inch of water?

Blanche: Honey offering to make him dinner just makes you look too easy.

Sophia: Please! Black underwear and pasties couldn't make me look easy!

Stan: Keep your chin up pumpkin. Your chins too Dorothy.

Sophia: Gravity always takes its toll. Look at me! I used to be a tall voluptuous blonde with a butt like granite.

Blanche: Do you really think I'm self-centered?

Dorothy: But there are bugs there! And they'll think Stan is their leader!

Dorothy: Why don't I just wear a sign that says too ugly to live?

Rose: I think she's a garconakin. Literally it's the precise moment that dog doo turns white.

Dorothy: Rose if you say one more of those stupid words!

Rose: Oh blow it out your tubenblurble!

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02-24-2016, 04:54 AM	#136
PattiLangdon Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 24, 2016 Location: PattiLangdon Posts: 6	haha haha

06-19-2016, 10:00 AM	#138
fleeg1980 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 19, 2016 Location: Evansville, IN Posts: 5	From the episode where Blanche's daughter Rebecca and the girls visit the birthing center. When a mother screams and Blanche tells Rebecca that the pain of childbirth is woman's lot in life. Rebecca asks what man's lot is and Dorothy says "their eyebrows grow together."

07-02-2016, 06:14 PM	#139
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 10,619	Rose: "Do these glasses make me look stupid?" Dorothy: "Let's just say they don't hide it." Blanche: " ...my life is an open book." Sophia: " Your life is an open blouse."

07-21-2016, 06:56 PM	#140
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 10,619	Sophia: "It's great bringing two idiots closer together." Dorothy: "I think that's the motto of the St. Olaf telephone company."

07-27-2016, 06:55 PM	#141
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 10,619	Blanche: "...just like looking in a mirror." Sophia: "Get some Windex!" Dorothy: "At 30,000 feet she picks up a doctor. Now I see the family resemblance." Lucy: "I hope I wasn't too much trouble." Dorothy: "No. We enjoyed having you." Sophia: "So did half of Miami." Dorothy: "Ma."

08-16-2016, 03:30 PM	#142
bandonurse Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 17, 2015 Location: Mentor, Ohio Posts: 321	"DOROTHY: "Blanche, you don't' turn gay. You're either gay or you're not"........ BLANCHE: "Dorothy! If he had been gay in the first place, he would have had better taste in jewelry."

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bandonurse Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 17, 2015 Location: Mentor, Ohio Posts: 321	Rose: "You must be Dorothy!" Dorothy: (responding to Rose's excessive cheerfulness) "And you must be Mrs. Rogers!"

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TMC Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jan 09, 2001 Posts: 31,975	21 Savage Burns From "The Golden Girls" That We’re Still Recovering From

04-18-2017, 06:45 PM	#148
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 10,619	Dorothy: "Look at this. The woman has more colors than Benjamin Moore Paints."

05-06-2017, 12:33 PM	#149
bandonurse Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 17, 2015 Location: Mentor, Ohio Posts: 321	Rose: Yes....she was my only competition.... Dead. Dead. Dead....... Muffin?

05-15-2017, 12:22 AM	#150
Cheesecake101 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 15, 2017 Location: Non of your business Posts: 29	Blanche: Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to take a long hot steamy bath with barely enough water to cover my perky bosoms. Sophia: You're only going to sit in an inch of water? Blanche: Honey offering to make him dinner just makes you look too easy. Sophia: Please! Black underwear and pasties couldn't make me look easy! Stan: Keep your chin up pumpkin. Your chins too Dorothy. Sophia: Gravity always takes its toll. Look at me! I used to be a tall voluptuous blonde with a butt like granite. Blanche: Do you really think I'm self-centered? Dorothy: But there are bugs there! And they'll think Stan is their leader! Dorothy: Why don't I just wear a sign that says too ugly to live? Rose: I think she's a garconakin. Literally it's the precise moment that dog doo turns white. Dorothy: Rose if you say one more of those stupid words! Rose: Oh blow it out your tubenblurble!