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Old 06-12-2014, 04:46 PM   #376
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Maid To Order
Janet:She can't be a maid.
Jack:Of course she can.We just need to get her a dress,maybe some fishnet stockings,give her a red feather duster and bee sting lips.She can even talk in a french accent."Ooh la la.Mesure Tripper"(kissing noise).
Janet: (to Terri)He's so sick.
Zack:Jack I don't think that would be a good idea because she did that yesterday and it didn't turn out right.
All:WHAT?!
Zack:It was a role play thing we ended up having to spend a lot of my money having replace some of the stuff in your room before you got home.
Jack:WHAT?!
Zack:Yeah.Your lamp,your trophy,your records,and we had to go to a furniture store because we broke your bed.
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Old 07-26-2014, 01:06 PM   #377
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Star Struck
Terri:Now that Brett Wade & I are going to get married..
Zack: Oh will you stop?!For the past 2 days since you've met him,it's "Brett Wade this" & "Brett Wade that".I am sick & tired of hearing about that tool!
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Old 08-09-2014, 11:36 PM   #378
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Mrs.Tripper:Jack you're coming back with me to San Diego.
Zack:No he's not!Jack is a grown man.He can live here if he wants to!
Mrs.Tripper: Over my dead body!
Zack:Well if that's the way you want it(tries to go after Mrs.Tripper but Jack,Janet & Terri stop him from doing it)
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Old 08-21-2014, 08:08 PM   #379
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Jack:Zack I am upset with you!
Zack:What did I do?
Jack:My girlfriend broke up with me because you!
Zack:How is it my fault?
Jack:It's because of what you said to her about my parents.I have everything she had in writing what you said to her the last time you two spoke.
Zack:I said great stuff about your dad.
Jack:It's what you said about my mom.It says here that told her my mom flies on a broom and worships a guy named Stan.
Zack:That must be a typo because that's not who I said she worships.
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Jack:Girls what are you reading?
Janet:It's just a magazine.
Terri:And an article that says the longer a couple spends time together,the more they're likely to start acting like each other.
Jack: Oh come on.Do you really expect me to believe that?
Terri:Well we'll just ask Zack & Cindy.I'm sure they'll be here any minute because Zack will be wanting to watch wrestling soon.
Jack:Well I can tell you that there is no way that Zack will ever act like Cindy.
Zack: (coming quickly and hits Jack with the door)Hi everybody!(notice Jack on the ground)Jack what are you doing on the floor?
Janet:He was behind the door when you opened it like Cindy usually does.
Zack: Oh Jack.I'm so sorry.
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Jack:How were able to spend money at that restaurant?It's expensive.
Larry:I had $10 along with with you lending $20,and I swiped the $10 tip Zack was gonna give the waitress off the table the other day while he wasn't looking because he was too busy staring at Terri bending over.
Zack:WHAT?!

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(Zack walks into the Regal Beagle as a woman leaves after hitting Larry with a pie)
Zack:Larry what's that all over your face?
Larry:It's just pie Zack.
Zack:Were you really that hungry?
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Larry knocks on the door
Zack:It's open Larry!(Larry comes in). Hey Larry.What's new?
Larry:Zack I need help.
Zack:Larry that's not new.I've known that since I've met you.
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(Zack comes into the living room as Jack,Janet & Terri are arguing)
Zack: Enough!For the past couple of days you 3 have been arguing and why?Just because of this guy that that came to town?You girls are arguing over wanting to date him and Jack you don't want either of them to date him so he can become your new chef at your restaurant.You have been friends for years and you want to throw it away for somebody you don't even know?I feel like the only grown up living here right now.(hears ice cream truck) Ice Cream! (leaves)

Jack:I think the "only grown up living here" is right and I think it's best that we patch things up while he's going to pay for his fudgsicle
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Janet Wigs Out
Jack:Zack what's wrong?
Zack:I just came back from seeing Cindy.She dumped me.
Janet:Was it something I said?
Zack:No.She just said that our relationship was getting in the way of her time studying.So she decided that to make sure she can become a vet,she ended it.
Terri:Zack.I'm so sorry.
Zack:I'm gonna miss her.Especially all of the time we spent on this couch(they jump off of the couch)

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Jack:Are you still bummed out over Cindy breaking up with you?
Zack:She was really special to me.
Jack: Do you know what I was told the last time when I was dumped?
Zack:Yes.You were told that to get over a girl you have to find another girl to get under you.That's the worst advice you ever took.
Jack:Why?It's the advice that is why I'm the man I am today.
Zack:Jack the advice was given to you by Larry.While I may have only slept with 2 girls,they will always be my first & second time and I'll be special to them and will be special to them because I was their first while 99% of the girls you & Larry have slept with the type of girls who don't even remember a guy's name a week after the relationship ends
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Jack Goes To The Dentist
Phil:Zack don't worry.Just because Terri & I are over doesn't mean I'm gonna it out on you because you two are friends.
Zack:Good to know.
Phil:Now open wide.
Zack: OH MY GUMS!THEY HURT SO MUCH!
Phil:Zack I haven't even done anything yet.
Zack:Sorry.I just had a flashback of the time I was at the dentist and my aunt had him come in the room with a chain saw.
Phil:Well I'm not gonna do that.So lets get started(starts cleaning Zack's teeth).
Zack:AHH!YOU BUTCHER!AHH!OH THE PAIN!
Jack: (outside)Girls never knew Zack had problems with his teeth.
Zack: (screaming)I DON'T EVEN HAVE A TOOTH PROBLEM!THIS IS JUST A REGULAR CHECK UP!OH THE PAIN!(a kid runs out of the room)Wait.It's over?That wasn't bad at all
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