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Old 02-07-2002, 03:33 PM   #46
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What about Willem Dafoe?

*rolls laughing* I'm only kidding you understand... reeeeeally.

Oh how splended of you to bring that up

HAHA anyways I forgot one of my biggest fears- knives. My fear of knives is getting so bad sometimes I can't even cut my food. I hate them. I hate them so much
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Oh how splended of you to bring that up

HAHA anyways I forgot one of my biggest fears- knives. My fear of knives is getting so bad sometimes I can't even cut my food. I hate them. I hate them so much

I know how to scare you now...so I won't EVEN bring it up...

aaaanyways...I used to have really freaky dreams about being stabbed in the back literally! *shudders* those sucked.

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Arg. So you could scare me anytime without me knowing....

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Old 02-07-2002, 03:45 PM   #49
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Oh and Mossopp, as for those bugs...you ever seen a Palmetto bug? I won't gross you all out by posting a picture here, I'll just cut and paste some info... they're in Florida mostly...

What is a Palmetto Bug?

Odds on, if you live in South Florida, you have already encountered a Palmetto Bug or two. What are they? Simply stated, a Cockroach. But not your ordinary run of the mill cockroach. No, they are nothing like the cute little creepy crawlies you see in Orkin commercials.

For one thing, Palmetto Bugs tend to be a bit larger then your average roach. I'm not kidding when I say that I have seen them grow to three inches or more. You may think cockroaches are gross, but the experience is much more vivid when all the gory details are magnified. As if that wasn't enough, Palmetto Bugs can fly! Yes, fly. You have never been creeped out, until you see a three inch roach fly up and land on the table next to you. And it gets worse, Palmetto Bugs aren't afraid of the light. You're just as likely to encounter one during the day as at night. The last little detail to distinguish the Palmetto Bug from your average cockroach is that they are armored. Step on one and you're lucky if you get its attention. You don't even get the pleasure of squishing one.



That doesn't scare me, I got divebombed by a german cockroach the size of your fist once...it just CREEPS ME OUT!


OMG!! I've seen TONS of palmetto bugs! THEY ARE HUGE!!! They aren't scary, but they are GIGANTIC!
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Oh and Mossopp, as for those bugs...you ever seen a Palmetto bug?


Nope, I've never seen a Palmetto bug. I'd never even heard of them untill you mentioned them. They sound pretty nasty alright! But do they gather in huge black clouds, swarm round your head and bite you untill you think you're gonna go insane? Midges do!
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Nope, I've never seen a Palmetto bug. I'd never even heard of them untill you mentioned them. They sound pretty nasty alright! But do they gather in huge black clouds, swarm round your head and bite you untill you think you're gonna go insane? Midges do!

No, but if you move from location to location and forget to check your toaster for them, they leave an AWFUL STENCH!

I don't like either one of them, to be frank with you...or maybe I should stay moo.

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Mossop, that ditty by Ellen was cool. Does she have CD out or something?

As for palmetto bugs....I have seen them! I get nauseous just thinking about them ('course I was the one who said cockroaches was my biggest fear, so it's understandable!) Therefore, I will not gross myself out by posting a picture. I'm just glad they don't bite. If cockroaches bit I think I would loose my mind. As it is I cry if I have to go head to head with one of the bitty American cockroaches (the littler ones). Good thing I have male roommates. Squishing cockroaches is one of the only issues where I don't mind acting like a whimpy girl and letting the men take care of it. But that's ok, one of my old roommates screamed like a girl when he saw a spider, so I would kill the spiders, and he gets the roaches.

Mossop has inspired me to post a "wee ditty":

Palmetto Bugs by Joe Clark

Palmetto bugs, Palmetto bugs,
Skulkin' 'round like tiny thugs
Got some the size of area rugs
I'm talkin' 'bout palmetto bugs.

On spiky legs they climb my walls
Listening out for my footfalls
Antennas wave long-distance calls
To kinfolk rustling down the hall.

Palmetto bugs, palmetto bugs
Cleaning wings and looking smug
Makin' love in coffee mugs
I'm livin' with palmetto bugs

Brown eggs and turds in every drawer
I don't think I can take no more
They laugh and scuttle 'cross my floor
I'm buying Raid, declarin' war.

Palmetto bugs, palmetto bugs
Crawl up my neck and give me hugs
My neighbors say I'm doing drugs
But it's just them palmetto bugs.
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Mossop, that ditty by Ellen was cool. Does she have CD out or something?

Actually, that song was from an episode in series 4 of her sitcom called 'Ellen Unplugged' when she went to Rock 'n' Roll Dream Camp. Ellen performed the song on stage along with Arron Neville and Bonnie Rait. I dunno if you've ever heard her but Ellen actually has a pretty good singing voice!
Ellen does actually have a CD out cos I have it. It's called 'Taste This' but she doesn't sing on it - it's a recording of one of her stand-up shows from about 5 years ago. It's pretty funny so you should check it out. She probably has more that one CD available in the States but Ellen isn't massively popular over here and it took me ages just to find that one CD. I had to get it on import and it cost me 22 quid!!!

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