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Old 10-27-2007, 07:22 AM   #61
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I just love reading over these quotes, as they always give me a good, hearty laugh for the day!!!
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Old 10-28-2007, 04:53 PM   #62
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Dorothy: "Shady Pines, Rose." Rose: "This really shouldn't work on me."
Sonny (to Lyle): "How many gold records do you have?" Lyle: "None. I was never married."
Blanche: "I'm back to my old self. Blanche Devereaux has returned." Sophia (sarcastic): "Oh boy. Strike up the gland."
Blanche (to George): "Oh those damn eyes......I still haven't seen in anyone else's what I see in yours."

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Old 11-04-2007, 12:44 PM   #63
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Great quotes! I love Sophia! She is so funny.
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Old 11-10-2007, 12:42 PM   #64
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In this episode Rose and Dorothy are installing a new toilet. The plumber delivers the toilet and they tell him their installing it themselves, so he puts the toilet down in the living room and says move it yourselves then. Sophia comes into the living room. She says something like this:

Sophia: You finally got a toilet in front of the TV. It's an old lady's dream come true.
LOL here's another quote from that eppy:

"Dorothy: "This is so exciting... this is so depressing! It's Saturday night and I'm all nervous and jumpy because in a few hours there'll be a handsome new toilet at my door!"
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Old 11-10-2007, 01:22 PM   #65
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from "Flu Attack (a.k.a. The Flu)"

Blanche: I never get sick. I take very good care of myself. I treat my body like a temple.
Sophia: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.
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Blanche: I feel just terrible. My eyes are all puffy, my nose is red, my glands are swollen. Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and look so good?
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Sarah (to Janet): "I miss Sexy Grandma." Janet: "I'm sure a lot of people do darlin'...I'm sure a lot of people do."
Sophia: "Ohhhhh God I miss that man." Dorothy: "Me too, Ma."

Sophia: "Kitchen, bedroom, I know it was a room I was good in..."

Blanche: "...they'll be in and out all day." Dorothy: "Don't say it, Ma."
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Dorothy: "Oh look at this one. Scrunched-up little frown. Kind of reminds me of my mother." (Dorothy puts down the crab and shattters it open.)
Sophia: "Ingrid Bergman had Paris, my Pussycat has crabs."

Rose: "Oh I think it's romantic it's like something out of a Forties movie. Strong, handsome, daring. (pause) And now she has a man!"

Rose (to Dorothy): "How was the sex?" Dorothy: "So good we named it..."
Lucas (to Blanche and Rose): "...gonna be a great honeymoon, me, Dorothy, and Freddy Peterson." Blanche: "Who's Freddy Peterson?" Lucas: "That's what we named it."

(And the show's last line): Dorothy: "You will always be my sisters....always..."

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Old 12-03-2007, 01:36 AM   #68
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From "The Way We Met"

Dorothy: "Rose, you're the only one I know who talks back to their Rice Krispies"
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Season 7, Episode 1 - Hey, Look Me Over

Sophia and Dorothy enter the kitchen from the garage

Blanche: Well, how did it go?

Sophia: (speaking in an unusually loud voice) Tell her what the doctor said! Tell her what the doctor said!

Dorothy: Ma's fine.

Sophia: And...

Dorothy: I need a hearing aid.

Blanche: What?!?

Dorothy: The doctor said I have a slight hearing loss. It's hereditary.

Sophia: And get this: It skips a generation...skips a generation.

Dorothy: Ma. That's not true. You're just going to gloat about this, aren't you?

Blanche: Well, Dorothy, I don't know why you're so upset. Aren't you the one who was talking about growing old gracefully?

Dorothy I meant for her. I mean look at her. The woman is hundreds of years old. She should be carbon dated.

Blanche: But, Dorothy, hearing aids are so small, no one will even notice it.

Dorothy: Look, I don't want to hear this.

Sophia (smugly): Good news--you can't!

Rose enters the kitchen, still angry with Blanche for sleeping with Charlie during a business trip

Dorothy: Hi, Rose. What's wrong?

Blanche: Awww. She still can't face me. Rose...Rose. I'm very sorry. Can't you put yourself in my position?

Rose: Apparently, I'm not limber enough. (looks to Dorothy for her approval of this quip)

Dorothy (shaking her head in approval): That was good.

Blanche: Rose...

Rose: Listen, Blanche. I know I shouldn't be mad at you, but I can't help it, I am and I'm gonna stay mad.

Dorothy: Rose, honey, calm down.

Rose: How can I, Dorothy? I mean, what do you think this makes me feel like?

Dorothy: What?

Sophia (speaking through a bullhorn Rose had left on the table): She said, "What do you think this makes me feel like?" (Stands up from the table)
It's out of the park, game over, I'm going to DisneyLand!
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Rose (dusting off an exercise bike along with other yard sale items): What do you think, Blanche, am I through with my cycle?

Blanche: I'd say menopause is a good guess. You're about as puffy as the Pillsbury Dough Boy

Later in the same scene...

Sophia: What are you doing, Rose?

Rose (counting coins on the coffee table): I'm just going through the change.

Sophia: Well, that explains the puffiness.

Later still...

Dorothy: Ma, you always loved doing things together. Why the sudden change?

Sophia: Don't look at me, Rose is the one going through the change.

Dorothy: That explains the puffiness.
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Hilarious quote:

Blanche: "I think i'll take a nice hot bath with just enough water to cover my perky bosoms"
Ma: "You're only going to sit in inch of water?"


Priceless!
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:37 PM   #72
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Dorothy to Blanche:

"Hey Blanche have you heard the lastest ad campaign for the navy"Join the Navy, see the world and sleep with Blanche Devereaux!" and the army "Be all you can be and sleep with Blanche Devereaux!", and the marines are looking for a few good men who HAVENT SLEPT WITH BLANCHE DEVEREAUX!!""

haha brilliant.

When Blanch refers to St. Olaf as the "cradle of idocy"

Rose is telling Blanche an anecdote from St. Olaf

Rose: (something like this)
"The town Mayor Olly ended up with the town squeeze Molly"
Blanche: MOLLY AND OLLY.. must we take yet another trip to petticoat junction!

.. just a few they're all great
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Blanche: We mature fast in the South. I think it's the heat
Dorothy: I think it's the gin!
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^just saw that one recently! lol.

Blanche: "This is strickly off the record, but Dirk is nearly 5 years younger than I am"
Dorothy: "In what blanche, Dog years?"

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Dorothy: "Ive just been thrown out of an unauthorized elvis fan club...I'll try to pick up the pieces and move on with my life. I mean there must be a support group for people like me."
Blanche: "Maybe you should join an organization alittle more socially accepting"
Dorothy: "Like what Blanche, the P.L.O.?" (palestine liberation organization)




Hilarious!
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Sophia: I never told you this before, Dorothy, but when you were a kid and we were living in Brooklyn you took an IQ test, and they discovered you had the highest IQ in the borough.

Rose: Thatís interesting! I was once told I had the I.Q of a burro!

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