Sitcoms Online - Main Page / Message Boards - Main Page / News Blog / Photo Galleries / DVD Reviews / Buy TV Shows on DVD and Blu-ray

View Today's Active Threads / View New Posts / Mark All Boards Read / Chit Chat Board

Golden Girls Central / The Golden Girls links and theme songs at Sitcoms Online / The Golden Girls Photo Gallery


The Golden Girls - Season 1

Buy The Golden Girls - Season 1 on DVD
The Golden Girls - Season 2

Buy The Golden Girls - Season 2 on DVD
The Golden Girls - Season 3

Buy The Golden Girls - Season 3 on DVD
The Golden Girls - Season 4

Buy The Golden Girls - Season 4 on DVD
The Golden Girls - Season 5

Buy The Golden Girls - Season 5 on DVD
The Golden Girls - Season 6

Buy The Golden Girls - Season 6 on DVD
The Golden Girls - Season 7

Buy The Golden Girls - Season 7 on DVD

Sitcoms Online Message Boards - Forums  

Go Back   Sitcoms Online Message Boards - Forums > 1980s Sitcoms > The Golden Girls

Notices

SitcomsOnline.com News Blog Headlines Twitter Facebook Instagram RSS

Arrested Development Returns for Part 2 of Season 5 on March 15; Santa Clarita Diet Returns for Season 3 on March 29
Netflix Renews Alexa & Katie for Third Season; CW Seed Adds Alcatraz and Time After Time
Netflix Orders Holiday-Themed Comedy Series Starring Dennis Quaid; Nickelodeon Bringing Back Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader
Sitcom Stars on Talk Shows; This Week in Sitcoms (Week of February 18, 2019)
SitcomsOnline Digest: Chris Rock to Direct and Executive Produce Kenan Thompson NBC Pilot; Carson Daly Moving On From Last Call
Fri-Yay: One Day at a Time Is As Charming As Ever in Its 3rd Season; Bounce Acquires Moesha and The Game
HGTV Looking for Brady Fans for A Very Brady Renovation; truTV Sets Date for Tacoma FD Comedy


New on DVD/Blu-ray (January/February)

Fuller House - The Complete Third Season The Wayans Bros. - The Complete Fourth Season The Game - The Complete Series Step by Step - The Complete Fourth Season What I Like About You - The Complete Fourth Season

01/08 - Family Guy - 20 Greatest Hits
01/22 - Fuller House - The Complete Third Season
01/22 - The Wayans Bros. - The Complete Fourth Season (WBShop.com)
01/29 - Ballers - The Complete Fourth Season (Blu-ray)
01/29 - Crashing - The Complete Second Season
01/29 - The Game - The Complete Series
01/29 - Kidding - Season One
02/05 - Family Guy - Part 1 - Volumes 1-5
02/05 - Family Guy - Part 2 - Volumes 6-10
02/05 - Family Guy - Part 3 - Seasons 10-14
02/05 - First Lady of Television - Betty White Collection (40 rare and acclaimed episodes from her early days in television)
02/05 - Mama's Family - Seasons 1-6 - The Complete Series
02/12 - Rick and Morty - The Complete Seasons 1-3 (Blu-ray)
02/12 - Step by Step - The Complete Fourth Season
02/26 - What I Like About You - The Complete Fourth Season
More TV DVD Releases / DVD Reviews Archive / SitcomsOnline Digest


Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 08-16-2018, 03:11 PM   #211
Ohio8
Member
Forum Veteran
 
Ohio8's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 29, 2003
Location: Wherever you aren't.
Posts: 10,717
Send a message via AIM to Ohio8 Send a message via Yahoo to Ohio8
Default

Angelo: "I'm a butt man."
__________________
"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd
Ohio8 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-16-2018, 03:12 PM   #212
Ohio8
Member
Forum Veteran
 
Ohio8's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 29, 2003
Location: Wherever you aren't.
Posts: 10,717
Send a message via AIM to Ohio8 Send a message via Yahoo to Ohio8
Default

Angelo: (to Sophia) "We come from a poor family."
Ohio8 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-17-2018, 07:08 AM   #213
MA
The Trio
Moderator
Forum Celebrity
 
MA's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 20, 2017
Location: New Hampshire
Posts: 32,529
Default

__________________
I love all three boys from Home Improvement.

And many others too.

Netflix, please add Home Improvement

Goodnight, sweet prince. Harry Anderson 1952-2018

Errrrrrruuuuuuuuahhh?? - Tim Allen
MA is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 08-18-2018, 06:04 AM   #214
MA
The Trio
Moderator
Forum Celebrity
 
MA's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 20, 2017
Location: New Hampshire
Posts: 32,529
Default

Rose: I just found out I'm the most boring on Earth.

Sophia: Did something happen to Regis Philbin?
MA is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 09-01-2018, 02:11 PM   #215
Ohio8
Member
Forum Veteran
 
Ohio8's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 29, 2003
Location: Wherever you aren't.
Posts: 10,717
Send a message via AIM to Ohio8 Send a message via Yahoo to Ohio8
Default

Sophia: "What's a lanai?"
Dorothy: "It's the porch!"
Sophia: "Excuse me, Krystle Carrington."
Ohio8 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-02-2018, 06:26 AM   #216
MA
The Trio
Moderator
Forum Celebrity
 
MA's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 20, 2017
Location: New Hampshire
Posts: 32,529
Default

Blanche: A man has so much more to offer, y'know what I mean, Dorothy?
MA is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 09-02-2018, 09:19 AM   #217
Steve_uk
Member
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 29, 2012
Location: Manchester UK
Posts: 2,809
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ohio8 View Post
Sophia: "What's a lanai?"
Dorothy: "It's the porch!"
Sophia: "Excuse me, Krystle Carrington."
Did I miss the joke here?
Steve_uk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-02-2018, 03:58 PM   #218
bandonurse
Member
Forum Regular
 
Join Date: Jul 17, 2015
Location: Mentor, Ohio
Posts: 323
Default

Krystal Carrington was a rich-woman character on a night time soap opera two or three decades ago, about very wealthy people.

The quip was supposed to imply that Dorothy's use of the word "lanai" instead of just "porch" was her acting all "highfalutin" I guess.
bandonurse is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-30-2018, 11:08 AM   #219
Ohio8
Member
Forum Veteran
 
Ohio8's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 29, 2003
Location: Wherever you aren't.
Posts: 10,717
Send a message via AIM to Ohio8 Send a message via Yahoo to Ohio8
Default

Rose: (to Blanche)"You're not a terrible person. You're just horny all the time."
Ohio8 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-30-2018, 11:11 AM   #220
MA
The Trio
Moderator
Forum Celebrity
 
MA's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 20, 2017
Location: New Hampshire
Posts: 32,529
Default

Dorothy: We're having a surprise birthday party for Blanche. Why don't you go out to the lanai and mingle with the guests?
Sophia: OK! What's a lanai?
Dorothy: Porch!
Sophia: Well, excuse me, Krystle Carrington!
MA is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 09-30-2018, 02:06 PM   #221
Ohio8
Member
Forum Veteran
 
Ohio8's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 29, 2003
Location: Wherever you aren't.
Posts: 10,717
Send a message via AIM to Ohio8 Send a message via Yahoo to Ohio8
Default

Dorothy: "WHOAA-A!"

Rose: "I thought it was in the shape of Florida!"

Sven: "I don't have that much experience with vomen."
Blanche: "A big strong handsome thing like you? Get out of here."
Sven: (grabs his bag and leaves)"Vell, it was nice meeting all of you."
Rose: (goes after Sven)"It was an expression, Sven."
Blanche: "You know, I thought I'd never say this but I think Rose got all the brains in that family."
Ohio8 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-30-2018, 02:08 PM   #222
MA
The Trio
Moderator
Forum Celebrity
 
MA's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 20, 2017
Location: New Hampshire
Posts: 32,529
Default

Sophia: Now if you'll excuse me I'll be in the living room being feeble. If I can find the living room.
MA is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 09-30-2018, 02:13 PM   #223
Ohio8
Member
Forum Veteran
 
Ohio8's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 29, 2003
Location: Wherever you aren't.
Posts: 10,717
Send a message via AIM to Ohio8 Send a message via Yahoo to Ohio8
Default

Blanche: "I'm first. I'm the dirtiest."
Dorothy: (to Eduardo)" Oh, God, you are gorgeous."
Eduardo: "Yes, I know."
Ohio8 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-30-2018, 02:20 PM   #224
MA
The Trio
Moderator
Forum Celebrity
 
MA's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 20, 2017
Location: New Hampshire
Posts: 32,529
Default

Rose: The laws in St. Olaf are very stringent.
MA is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 09-30-2018, 08:55 PM   #225
brtcmfn
Member
Frequent Poster
 
brtcmfn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 10, 2002
Location: colorado
Posts: 150
Default

One of my favorites is-
The tone and delivery is perfect...

Rose: Ned was sort of the town idiot
Sophia: When on your days off?
brtcmfn is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:33 AM.


Although the administrators and moderators of the Sitcoms Online Message Boards will attempt to keep all objectionable messages off this forum, it is impossible for us to review all messages. All messages express the views of the author, and neither the owners of the Sitcoms Online Message Boards, nor vBulletin Solutions Inc. (developers of vBulletin) will be held responsible for the content of any message. The owners of the Sitcoms Online Message Boards reserve the right to remove, edit, move or close any thread for any reason.

VigLink badge

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, vBulletin Solutions Inc.