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Rose: "...it's from the Department of water and Coffee."
Dorothy: "Coffee?"
Rose: "No thanks, it makes me jumpy."

Rose: "Blanche, I don't think you realize how powerful sex is."
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Rose: (to Dorothy)"You can put that mop where the herring don't swim."
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[Rose is up late, baking]
Rose: I couldn't sleep, so I whipped up a batch of Sverhoeven Crispies. It's a traditional midnight snack from St. Olaf dating back to Viking times.
Dorothy: Well, I guess after a hard night of pillaging and raping, a Viking would want a little something to go with his cocoa.
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Rose: "I was one of the smartest people in St. Olaf."
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Blanche: "It's not a lie I'm just withholdin' the truth."
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Sophia (to Sal's ghost): "What's God like?"
Sal's ghost: "Nice. You should see his car."
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Rose: "I never felt so great...And so cheap in my whole life."
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Blanche: "I'd like to get him on a couch made of Corinthian leather."
Dorothy: (sarcastically)"The woman has such lofty ambitions."

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Blanche (to Sophia): "When I say 'jump', you say 'on who?"
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Dorothy (to Blanche): "...what makes you think you know everything about the opposite sex?"
Blanche: "Let the record speak for itself. I have had 143 relationships."
Dorothy: "And no convictions."
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Blanche: We just rented that movie Aliens, it scared us half to death.
Sophia: I found it scary too. That Sigourney Weaver is a sweet girl but she really shouldn't go without makeup.
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Blanche: (to Rose)"Wait a minute...What's that?"
Rose: " I'm sorry. I know it's awful but I have this incredible sweet tooth."
Dorothy: "What is it?"
Rose: "Cheesecake."
Blanche: "What kind?"
Rose: "Chocolate."
(Blanche gasps.)
Dorothy: "Oh I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
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Dorothy: (to Blanche)"And you wonder why they're in therapy."
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Man in bar: "Who was that nut?"
Bartender: "I don't know. Mister Terrific usually comes in alone!"
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Blanche: You know what the worst part about getting older is?
Dorothy: Your face, Rose's hands?
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